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Roherim
@roherim.bsky.social
A nerd with an approximate knowledge of many things, I'd probably love to hear about your special interest.

NSFW, I'm here to goon and be funny, and I'm only good at one of those

39 he/ him

DM's open but I'll never DM first

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I WANT HIM
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Nap time, see you all in 30 ish minutes. I expect a lot of funny skeets!
November 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I don't want to brag, but I can put the washer and dryer on the correct settings for the clothes that are being washed and dried. ( This is not an actual brag it is in fact something every adult should be able to do)
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
There's a correct answer
November 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Waiting for the washer to get done so I can put another load in, there's things I could be doing but meh
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
No one is ever outside in my neighborhood in the middle of the day, I'm doing laundry so I'm just wearing pj's, went out to get something out of my truck and fuckin 4 people outside
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Found this in my son's room, what kind of drug is it???
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Hey, if I ever unfollow and then follow you its not for attention, I'm shameless in replies for that, it is 100% an accident because my brain is running on windows 98
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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🫵You, artist. 🫵 Draw your funny little characters in The Hoodie.

#oc #characterdesign
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Alastor season 2
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Is it wrong to steal the basic plot of a book so you can write it without a much of shitty misogyny and incel bullshit?
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I'm off to a bug convention today! Sadly my sweet jumping spiders are showing signs of age, and I'm prepping for that tough goodbye.

If you wanna help me welcome a new buddy to the family (and ease the impending sadness), any tips via my Throne/Fansly mean the world! (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Teenagers are old enough to have sex with middle aged men. They are not old enough to be trans.

by Megyn Kelly
November 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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All things equal it is pretty funny that he campaigned on the one thing that could bring him down because he thought he could bully his party and his base into dropping it at the snap of a finger. Like this wasn’t foisted upon him, he CAMPAIGNED on it.
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Good morning loves, happy Sunday! Give yourself permission to do less, be more, and exist without an agenda (✿◡‿◡)
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Heyyyyyyyyyy um... If you like me (or don't) could you follow me on fansly and help get me to 300? Pweeez (⁠ ⁠˶⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ꁞ⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠˶⁠ ⁠)💜

𖹭𖹭 #sweetsayer #lewdsky #spicycreators #nsfwsky #realnsfw #fansly #sellingcontent 𖹭𖹭
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Alright, the closers left things kind of a mess last night, now I'm not angry but I am disappointed. We're a team everyone so do your part, I'm heading to bed now and when I get here in the morning I expect a sky clean enough to eat off of.
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Gonna start some supplements to help with sleep and stress tomorrow, I need them to work because I'm considering trepination. (Drilling a hole in your head to relieve pressure)
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
So found out that my supervisor (who was in the Klan when he was younger) that was recently fired, did a bad job wiping his work phone and they found hundreds of messages and pictures where he was cheating on his wife
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
You need to be prepared for the holidays
Do y'all have your fundies for the holidays yet?
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Aaaaay
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Billy Ray Cyrus looks like he doesn't know how to wipe his ass
Billy Ray Cyrus looks like he doesn't bathe
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Had this in Providence, Rhode Island a grilled cheese filled with mozzarella sticks. I want it with some tomato soup
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Just get in the hole, nothing bad will happen if you just listen to me
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM