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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 6h

Nation's dads rioting if they get rid of Charlotte #TheTraitors

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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 7h

‘I might as well say this now; Sue Cook has pulled out. So if anyone wants to leave, now's the time.’

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 7h

Want Jonathan Ross voted off so we don't have to look at his awful clothes anymore #TheTraitors

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 1d

Northampton v MK Dons on ITV for some reason.

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 1d

So, farewell,
Then, D'Angelo.
I liked your sexy music,
Despite not getting any.

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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 2d

Trump calling Starmer "The United Kingdom" in the same way Jack Charlton used to call Niall Quinn "Arsenal"

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 2d

June 2026: Scotland beaten by Cape Verde in Guadalajara.

Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 3d

Belarus robbed.

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 4d

Harry Titties

South Africa, Cape Province, Civil Records, 1840-1972

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 5d

We've lost the art of making sequels that bear no resemblance to the original.

Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 5d

Does Paxton make it to the end of anything?

Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 5d

Sweatiest film I've ever seen.

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 5d

Gonna watch Predator 2 for the first time. Seen the first one loads.

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 5d

A roast with a little sandcastle flag planted in it 🥹🫡

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 5d

My home city everyone.

Norwich Evening News story with the headline: "Asylum hotel protest moved to Saturday so people can enjoy a Sunday roast".

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 6d

Tom Dairylea

#CelebrityTraitors

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 6d

One day of this government not killing people. That's all I ask for. Will never happen.

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 6d

Hoping I can laugh at this crop of young Tories without the certainty of them shortly being in positions of power, but they'll probably turn up in the Reform cabinet.

Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 6d

Off to ride the Carlisle to Settle line with his Bradshaw's Guide.

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 6d

Sir, a second "Sir, a second" image has hit

Marco Rubio whispering into Donald Trumps ear like the George Bush 9/11 photo.

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Along Come Norwich @alongcomenorwich.bsky.social · 8d

The Scum may have celebrated like they'd won the Champions League but it's still one win in 16 years. ACN's writers dissect the more important points of Liam's latest let-down. #NCFC

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