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Philippe Clement Attlee
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I'm going nowhere, Lynn.
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Ah brilliant.
Some biggles cunt flying back and forth over Norwich.
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Got the badge in a flea market not long ago...
Badge with "Hurry to see Benny in Panto! Theatre Royal Norwich" printed on it.
December 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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My favourite group in the early days of Facebook was Norwich Missing Shoes Etc.
An abandoned pair of shoes in an alleyway.
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Last posting day for Christmas is 20 December for 1st class
Lauryn Hill at the World Cup draw, in a hat that makes her look like a postbox.
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Not his first rodeo #WorldCup2026
Donald Trump making the Rumbelows Cup draw
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Shit, shite, dogshit all represented.
Anisota.net graphic of my most used words on Bluesky
December 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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Adrian Coote on co-comms #ncfc
Jose Mourinho in distress, tearing off hos headphones.
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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#ncfc medical team arriving at Colney
Them Nazgûl slags from the Lord of the Rings.
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Don't make me choose.
Sport trending topic, Nuggets v Rockets. From the deeply unserious nation of America.
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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🙄 #ncfc
Bernie Sanders asking for the drink-driving gobshite Shane Duffy to fuck off.
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Trying to come up with chimney based stadium puns and the best I can do Maraca-dibnah
Birmingham City's gaudy monstrosity of a proposed stadium with pointless chimneys sticking out of it.
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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I knew the angles of that haircut reminded me of someone.
Far-right politician, Shabana Mahmood, mocked up as Darth Vader.
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Cheeky ED-209 sketch before bed.
Rough sketch done by me of ED-209 from the Robocops.
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Powdered Toast Man from Ren & Stimpy
Sketch of Powdered Toast Man's face from Ren & Stimpy, drawn on a bread slice shaped note pad (Toast-It Notes)
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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This is my White House East Wing.

🫡
Hungry demolition crane thing begins eating Anglia Square.
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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I'd like to apply for the position of Wet Floor please.
Sign saying WET FLOOR, with "pop inside for an application form" below.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Manifesting again.

#ncfc
Alex Tettey as Norwich City manager.
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Vandalising curry house plates is a crime.
Keir Starmer's signed curry house plate, text changed to "too spicy"
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Leaving at half-time, yeah? #ncfc
Evening News headline warning of "traffic chaos" ahead of weekend Norwich game.
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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"What were the 2020s like Grandpa?"

"Everything was Biscoff"
Bottle of Shaken Udder Biscoff flavour milkshake.
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Signed myself off work for the week 👍
Alan Partridge on the phone in his car saying: "Lynn? I've been eating a lot of Toblerone" after driving shoeless to Dundee.
November 3, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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Ralph Wiggum gets upset in a focus group.
October 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Radio Norfolk this evening.
#ncfc
A squeaky-voiced teen from the Simpsons, saying: "Two calls, that's our best ever!"
October 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Alan Partridge done a drop off at the local book share.
Eight Andy McNab books in the local sharing library. Not including Bravo Two Zero, which actually gets better with every read.
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Lol, top posting
German firm launches ad campaign after lift (manufactured by them) used in Louvre heist.
October 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM