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Remember when Raptors fans wanted to trade FVV straight up for Terance Mann instead of letting Fred walk in free agency?
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Remember when Raptors fans wanted to trade FVV straight up for Terance Mann instead of letting Fred walk in free agency?
Just a hell of a game by Scottie
If Scottie Barnes is gonna play like this? Well, the Toronto Raptors might be frisky.
This version of Scottie Barnes makes Raptors dangerous
With others taking on more of the Raptors' half-court offence, Scottie Barnes is free to show off his athletic, physical all-around game.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Just a hell of a game by Scottie
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
For a second I really thought Mitchell had stepped out of bounds
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
For a second I really thought Mitchell had stepped out of bounds
"Child Care Worker Proves No Match For Full Force Of U.S. Military"
All 6 Branches Of Armed Forces Present At Arrest Of Undocumented Nanny
BLOOMFIELD HILLS, MI—In what they described as a collaborative effort to share resources and information in defense of U.S. territory, Pentagon officials confirmed Monday that all six branches of the ...
theonion.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"Child Care Worker Proves No Match For Full Force Of U.S. Military"
If you really wanted to understand why the kids are into socialism (and, this being the US, is really just watered down social democracy, not socialism), why would you ask Peter Thiel?
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If you really wanted to understand why the kids are into socialism (and, this being the US, is really just watered down social democracy, not socialism), why would you ask Peter Thiel?
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When people talk about the excesses of MeToo, they have to lie, because the reality is that there was no massive social reckoning forcing people to believe survivors or hold perpetrators accountable. In fact, there has been a significant backsliding and new punishments in rejection of MeToo
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
When people talk about the excesses of MeToo, they have to lie, because the reality is that there was no massive social reckoning forcing people to believe survivors or hold perpetrators accountable. In fact, there has been a significant backsliding and new punishments in rejection of MeToo
My Linux experience only it takes me way more than an hour of Googling
Linux experience so far has been a mix of either "this thing works better and faster and more elegantly than Windows" or "this thing took me an hour of googling to get working" with very little in-between.
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My Linux experience only it takes me way more than an hour of Googling
Made porscht tonight
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Made porscht tonight
These Dubai ads are just brutal
November 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
These Dubai ads are just brutal
We need hits!
November 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
We need hits!
Dammit
November 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Dammit
Damn large strike zone
November 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Damn large strike zone
The large man standing in front of the kid is driving me crazy
November 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The large man standing in front of the kid is driving me crazy
Did the strike zone just shrink?
November 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Did the strike zone just shrink?
Big strike zone
November 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Big strike zone
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I finally found a good use case for AI:
I asked ChatGPT if it could find me a single compilation for an old blues musician that had all 10 songs I was looking for. I seems to have found me one. (I still have to double check...)
I asked ChatGPT if it could find me a single compilation for an old blues musician that had all 10 songs I was looking for. I seems to have found me one. (I still have to double check...)
October 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I finally found a good use case for AI:
I asked ChatGPT if it could find me a single compilation for an old blues musician that had all 10 songs I was looking for. I seems to have found me one. (I still have to double check...)
I asked ChatGPT if it could find me a single compilation for an old blues musician that had all 10 songs I was looking for. I seems to have found me one. (I still have to double check...)
How I feel about every "reacting to the first week of the NBA" podcast
On this date a year ago, the Pacers, Knicks and Nuggets were a combined 3-7, the Magic had a top-five offense, the Mavs had a top-five defense (and Luka), and Mike Budenholzer was off to a pretty good start in Phoenix. So, y'know: let's stay patient and careful out there.
October 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
How I feel about every "reacting to the first week of the NBA" podcast
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damn near went four hours between runs
October 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
damn near went four hours between runs
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Ah yes, Freddie Freeman. Infamously terrible in the World Series with the bases loaded.
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Ah yes, Freddie Freeman. Infamously terrible in the World Series with the bases loaded.
This seems...insane
October 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This seems...insane