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#Irony: he pretends to be stupid even though he is.
Which band name should I choose:
Kibble
Or
Roll Me Over and Call Me Mary
Kibble
Or
Roll Me Over and Call Me Mary
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Which band name should I choose:
Kibble
Or
Roll Me Over and Call Me Mary
Kibble
Or
Roll Me Over and Call Me Mary
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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❛ I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you might nudge the world a little or make a poem that children will speak for you when you are dead.
We're sorry to hear of the passing of Tom Stoppard. #RIP
We're sorry to hear of the passing of Tom Stoppard. #RIP
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
❛ I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you might nudge the world a little or make a poem that children will speak for you when you are dead.
We're sorry to hear of the passing of Tom Stoppard. #RIP
We're sorry to hear of the passing of Tom Stoppard. #RIP
Everyone should draw a diagram such as this to be printed on a T-shirt, then get together at parties to describe them (on alcohol). Or just print and describe Hegel’s logic. I may never understand it but still enjoy the creativity and work.
This Graph shows the trajectories of ideas, when an idea starts at a certain point it will naturally follow the closest path to it barring outside forces.
This is Newton's Laws of Motion ≡ Alisru's Laws of eMotion
Also quantizes morality and truths, so we can perform spectroscopy with questions
This is Newton's Laws of Motion ≡ Alisru's Laws of eMotion
Also quantizes morality and truths, so we can perform spectroscopy with questions
November 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Everyone should draw a diagram such as this to be printed on a T-shirt, then get together at parties to describe them (on alcohol). Or just print and describe Hegel’s logic. I may never understand it but still enjoy the creativity and work.
Years ago thinking ‘grotesque plastic face’ was an expression of US power:
Power is Beauty: thus, if the powerful have grotesque plastic faces, then grotesque faces must be beautiful. Or “we can make people desire even THIS!”
It didn’t really work though.
#magaface #usa #auspol
Power is Beauty: thus, if the powerful have grotesque plastic faces, then grotesque faces must be beautiful. Or “we can make people desire even THIS!”
It didn’t really work though.
#magaface #usa #auspol
Again, the upside is MAGA-face will prevent them from melting back into the population when the regime falls. By their faces we shall know them.
Botox. Plastic surgery. That make-up. What is going on with the MAGA look?
@inaeoh.bsky.social explores how beauty upholds power—and how we're all complicit in a new reality TV politics.
@inaeoh.bsky.social explores how beauty upholds power—and how we're all complicit in a new reality TV politics.
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Difference btw a PhD & an MD is that a PhD must write an 80,000 word thesis that makes an original contribution to a field of knowledge. MDs must write illegible scripts and not faint at the sight of blood. Pilots save 300 people a day but also imperil them.
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Difference btw a PhD & an MD is that a PhD must write an 80,000 word thesis that makes an original contribution to a field of knowledge. MDs must write illegible scripts and not faint at the sight of blood. Pilots save 300 people a day but also imperil them.
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Paco was giving me a good sniff today at @tapirvalley.bsky.social #CostaRica
#tapiroftheday #tapirs #nature
#tapiroftheday #tapirs #nature
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Paco was giving me a good sniff today at @tapirvalley.bsky.social #CostaRica
#tapiroftheday #tapirs #nature
#tapiroftheday #tapirs #nature
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Quokkas are my new favourite marsupial
#rottnestisland
#rottnestisland
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Quokkas are my new favourite marsupial
#rottnestisland
#rottnestisland
Difference btw a PhD & an MD is that a PhD must write an 80,000 word thesis that makes an original contribution to a field of knowledge. MDs must write illegible scripts and not faint at the sight of blood. Pilots save 300 people a day but also imperil them.
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Difference btw a PhD & an MD is that a PhD must write an 80,000 word thesis that makes an original contribution to a field of knowledge. MDs must write illegible scripts and not faint at the sight of blood. Pilots save 300 people a day but also imperil them.
No one is more uptight about second opinions than doctors.
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
No one is more uptight about second opinions than doctors.
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Bilal - Quantum Universe (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bilal Oliver
m.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Does anyone else want to see Bono or Ed Sheeran ‘unbosomed’?
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Does anyone else want to see Bono or Ed Sheeran ‘unbosomed’?
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Very significant and exciting publication in Aboriginal culture and history!
#auspol #aboriginal #australia
upswellpublishing.com/product/birr...
#auspol #aboriginal #australia
upswellpublishing.com/product/birr...
A breathtakingly beautiful and history-swerving body of work.
upswellpublishing.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Very significant and exciting publication in Aboriginal culture and history!
#auspol #aboriginal #australia
upswellpublishing.com/product/birr...
#auspol #aboriginal #australia
upswellpublishing.com/product/birr...
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Nice to see a honey bee again & sharing the Lilli Pilli flowers with a bumble bee in the backyard jungle at #HeathcoteNSW #Sydney #NewSouthWales #Australia
#nature #wildoz #ozflowers #stormhour
#nature #wildoz #ozflowers #stormhour
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Nice to see a honey bee again & sharing the Lilli Pilli flowers with a bumble bee in the backyard jungle at #HeathcoteNSW #Sydney #NewSouthWales #Australia
#nature #wildoz #ozflowers #stormhour
#nature #wildoz #ozflowers #stormhour
Very significant and exciting publication in Aboriginal culture and history!
#auspol #aboriginal #australia
upswellpublishing.com/product/birr...
#auspol #aboriginal #australia
upswellpublishing.com/product/birr...
A breathtakingly beautiful and history-swerving body of work.
upswellpublishing.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Very significant and exciting publication in Aboriginal culture and history!
#auspol #aboriginal #australia
upswellpublishing.com/product/birr...
#auspol #aboriginal #australia
upswellpublishing.com/product/birr...
An unusual thing in Australia: a popular and well-respected Humanities academic. #GraemeTurner #auspol
It is with deep sadness that we share the passing of Emeritus Professor Graeme Turner AO FAHA FQA — one of Australia’s most influential humanities scholars and a towering figure in the Academy’s history. humanities.org.au/our-communit...
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
An unusual thing in Australia: a popular and well-respected Humanities academic. #GraemeTurner #auspol
Bilal - Quantum Universe (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bilal Oliver
m.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This coming weekend we are playing in Tasmania.
Friday in Launceston www.iwannaticket.com.au/event/dave-g...
Saturday in Ulverstone www.moshtix.com.au/v2/event/dav...
Sunday at the Hotel Longley
www.moshtix.com.au/v2/event/dav...
Friday in Launceston www.iwannaticket.com.au/event/dave-g...
Saturday in Ulverstone www.moshtix.com.au/v2/event/dav...
Sunday at the Hotel Longley
www.moshtix.com.au/v2/event/dav...
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It looks as cathartic as it does bonkers.
The Tell: No harmony.
Band name: White Theocracy Trash Thugs.
#onlyinamerica
The Tell: No harmony.
Band name: White Theocracy Trash Thugs.
#onlyinamerica
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It looks as cathartic as it does bonkers.
The Tell: No harmony.
Band name: White Theocracy Trash Thugs.
#onlyinamerica
The Tell: No harmony.
Band name: White Theocracy Trash Thugs.
#onlyinamerica
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‘Sweary Aussie Drama’ from Mitchell & Webb. #auspol
@ashleysays.bsky.social @slessans.bsky.social
As promised, here's the second episode of Sweary Aussie Drama from Mitchell & Webb Are Not Helping.
I'm assuming there's going to be one with each of the 6 shows in this season.
Content Warning: There's an incredible amount of swearing in it.
As promised, here's the second episode of Sweary Aussie Drama from Mitchell & Webb Are Not Helping.
I'm assuming there's going to be one with each of the 6 shows in this season.
Content Warning: There's an incredible amount of swearing in it.
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
‘Sweary Aussie Drama’ from Mitchell & Webb. #auspol
Sydney: Are there any more Colourful Characters, or is everyone renovating their investment properties? #auspol
Here it is. Saturating in Colourful Sydney. YouTube etc have substituted it with ‘populate’. Spotify below only gives preview, but if played on Spotify you will hear why it was banned in Australia. Aside: #Kanye is banned from entering Oz. #ReneeGeyer
open.spotify.com/track/3DQ3NH...
open.spotify.com/track/3DQ3NH...
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Sydney: Are there any more Colourful Characters, or is everyone renovating their investment properties? #auspol
‘Sweary Aussie Drama’ from Mitchell & Webb. #auspol
@ashleysays.bsky.social @slessans.bsky.social
As promised, here's the second episode of Sweary Aussie Drama from Mitchell & Webb Are Not Helping.
I'm assuming there's going to be one with each of the 6 shows in this season.
Content Warning: There's an incredible amount of swearing in it.
As promised, here's the second episode of Sweary Aussie Drama from Mitchell & Webb Are Not Helping.
I'm assuming there's going to be one with each of the 6 shows in this season.
Content Warning: There's an incredible amount of swearing in it.
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
‘Sweary Aussie Drama’ from Mitchell & Webb. #auspol
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Alan's Funniest Bits - Series One | Mid Morning Matters | Baby Cow
YouTube video by Baby Cow
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM