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T. S. Eliot asked us “to purify the dialect of the tribe”, but all #RupertMurdoch has done throughout his entire life is defile it.
#foxnews #thesun #theaustralian #auspol #uspol
#foxnews #thesun #theaustralian #auspol #uspol
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM
T. S. Eliot asked us “to purify the dialect of the tribe”, but all #RupertMurdoch has done throughout his entire life is defile it.
#foxnews #thesun #theaustralian #auspol #uspol
#foxnews #thesun #theaustralian #auspol #uspol
Grandmoo, I cross my fingers you can take a few more photos of Ginkos. What awesome trees!! Here’s a jacaranda for you.
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Grandmoo, I cross my fingers you can take a few more photos of Ginkos. What awesome trees!! Here’s a jacaranda for you.
Great pic! Will raise you with Tonto.
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Great pic! Will raise you with Tonto.
Bona fide ShapeShifter.
November 20, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Bona fide ShapeShifter.
A trusted #audioengineering plugin:
The De-Denver
When your recording sounds too much like #JohnDenver, this cleans it in seconds.
#music
The De-Denver
When your recording sounds too much like #JohnDenver, this cleans it in seconds.
#music
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 AM
A trusted #audioengineering plugin:
The De-Denver
When your recording sounds too much like #JohnDenver, this cleans it in seconds.
#music
The De-Denver
When your recording sounds too much like #JohnDenver, this cleans it in seconds.
#music
A #CurbYourEnthusiasm situation: After 6 months of dating, my friend’s new boyfriend says he’s off to Sydney for the weekend and, surprise, will visit a sex worker—because that’s what his dad did, and his granddad before him. “That’s what the Thwaites do when we go to Sydney.” Her move.
November 8, 2025 at 9:33 AM
A #CurbYourEnthusiasm situation: After 6 months of dating, my friend’s new boyfriend says he’s off to Sydney for the weekend and, surprise, will visit a sex worker—because that’s what his dad did, and his granddad before him. “That’s what the Thwaites do when we go to Sydney.” Her move.
Nietzsche famously advised you to “live your best life, moving forward”.
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Nietzsche famously advised you to “live your best life, moving forward”.
And in Oz, there was Skippy.
October 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
And in Oz, there was Skippy.
Before Neo-Liberal Enlightenment, chop the wood, carry the water;
After Neo-Liberal Enlightenment, get someone else to chop the wood and carry the water.
#Zen
After Neo-Liberal Enlightenment, get someone else to chop the wood and carry the water.
#Zen
October 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Before Neo-Liberal Enlightenment, chop the wood, carry the water;
After Neo-Liberal Enlightenment, get someone else to chop the wood and carry the water.
#Zen
After Neo-Liberal Enlightenment, get someone else to chop the wood and carry the water.
#Zen
Friedrich Nietzsche famously said “you’ve gotta be in it to win it”.
October 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Friedrich Nietzsche famously said “you’ve gotta be in it to win it”.
October 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Why are so many Lancashire butchers trying to play the duduk like this?
October 16, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Why are so many Lancashire butchers trying to play the duduk like this?
ITV’s #TheHack, #TobyJones & #RobertCarlyle (SirRiz) stick a well-deserved boot into #RupertMurdoch & his deplorable operations.
October 13, 2025 at 9:07 AM
ITV’s #TheHack, #TobyJones & #RobertCarlyle (SirRiz) stick a well-deserved boot into #RupertMurdoch & his deplorable operations.
Citizen science factcheck: They are no longer putting dye in public pools to detect urine.
October 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Citizen science factcheck: They are no longer putting dye in public pools to detect urine.
A hard-biting, standout film about ‘nice guys’. #PromisingYoungWoman #EmeraldFennell
October 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
A hard-biting, standout film about ‘nice guys’. #PromisingYoungWoman #EmeraldFennell
#RupertMurdoch must wake in the morning, see his Fox News staff in many senior positions of government, and marvel at how his method of banking on violence and stupidity has been so successful. You know he owns almost every single regional newspaper in Australia, his birthplace.
October 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
#RupertMurdoch must wake in the morning, see his Fox News staff in many senior positions of government, and marvel at how his method of banking on violence and stupidity has been so successful. You know he owns almost every single regional newspaper in Australia, his birthplace.
Some rich people don’t have a life, they have a buffet.
October 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Some rich people don’t have a life, they have a buffet.
I’ve found wearing preppy mauve Harvard shorts helps me to avoid being arrested for, you know, ‘living my best life’.
October 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I’ve found wearing preppy mauve Harvard shorts helps me to avoid being arrested for, you know, ‘living my best life’.
The irony is that Trump likes to put South American rodents into his cavernous bottom. Namely the innocent slender harvest mouse pictured here.
October 9, 2025 at 6:49 AM
The irony is that Trump likes to put South American rodents into his cavernous bottom. Namely the innocent slender harvest mouse pictured here.
Making money, grabbing power, and no job or drink of water for you!
October 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Making money, grabbing power, and no job or drink of water for you!
I’m not a bad boy; I just like licking toads.
October 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I’m not a bad boy; I just like licking toads.
When eating pistachios with children, select the easy-to-open ones, leave the difficult ones for them. It builds their character, and gives you the nutrients needed to cope with them.
September 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
When eating pistachios with children, select the easy-to-open ones, leave the difficult ones for them. It builds their character, and gives you the nutrients needed to cope with them.
Australia’s most famous ‘drug’ poet, who is also excellent. #michaeldransfield
September 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Australia’s most famous ‘drug’ poet, who is also excellent. #michaeldransfield