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Dan Bongino has resigned because his enormous square head kept getting scuffed on the normal shaped doorways outside of his home. Tragic!
December 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Dan Bongino has resigned because his enormous square head kept getting scuffed on the normal shaped doorways outside of his home. Tragic!
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FBI Designates Brown University Shooting A Cold Case
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
FBI Designates Brown University Shooting A Cold Case
Trump, ever the masterful 5D chess player, only blew Clinton because he knew decades later it would prove that Clinton is uhhhh gay I guess ?
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Trump, ever the masterful 5D chess player, only blew Clinton because he knew decades later it would prove that Clinton is uhhhh gay I guess ?
Truly devastating to see Rudy Giuliani trending for any other reason than that he dropped dead
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Truly devastating to see Rudy Giuliani trending for any other reason than that he dropped dead
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Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
September 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
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dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
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Will be interesting to see which news outlets omit his years of violent white nationalism. I'm guessing practically every single one.
September 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Will be interesting to see which news outlets omit his years of violent white nationalism. I'm guessing practically every single one.
I think it’s cool that the guy in charge of healthcare in our nation is struggling for breath into the microphone like Darth fucking Vader
September 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I think it’s cool that the guy in charge of healthcare in our nation is struggling for breath into the microphone like Darth fucking Vader
“It’s an honor to present… KRISS. KISS”
August 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“It’s an honor to present… KRISS. KISS”
Watching CNN this morning. Gross stuff! They really are just bent over, assholes wide open for Trump. They’ll say anything they can not to acknowledge we’re in the middle of a hostile takeover.
August 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Watching CNN this morning. Gross stuff! They really are just bent over, assholes wide open for Trump. They’ll say anything they can not to acknowledge we’re in the middle of a hostile takeover.
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JD Vance ? More like gay pee pants 😹
June 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
JD Vance ? More like gay pee pants 😹
*snapping my fingers at the series finale of Righteous Gemstones* aha that’s the guy that says “tight butthole”
May 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
*snapping my fingers at the series finale of Righteous Gemstones* aha that’s the guy that says “tight butthole”
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We should reassign all private and public USD denominated debt to mr beast and then hunt him for sport, his death representing a societal potlatch, a social jubilee, that resets the social collective and begins the economic order anew. This is what I believe, btw.
July 7, 2024 at 2:51 PM
We should reassign all private and public USD denominated debt to mr beast and then hunt him for sport, his death representing a societal potlatch, a social jubilee, that resets the social collective and begins the economic order anew. This is what I believe, btw.
People complaining about Ted Lasso season 4… bitch, don’t watch it !!
March 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
People complaining about Ted Lasso season 4… bitch, don’t watch it !!
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This is hard to beat, but we have faith that CDC can rise to the challenge with our RTO.
We'll be watching for evidence of fever, mouth sores, and skin rash on mango Mussolini in the meantime. You can learn more about the signs of hand, foot and mouth disease here:
www.cdc.gov/hand-foot-mo...
We'll be watching for evidence of fever, mouth sores, and skin rash on mango Mussolini in the meantime. You can learn more about the signs of hand, foot and mouth disease here:
www.cdc.gov/hand-foot-mo...
February 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This is hard to beat, but we have faith that CDC can rise to the challenge with our RTO.
We'll be watching for evidence of fever, mouth sores, and skin rash on mango Mussolini in the meantime. You can learn more about the signs of hand, foot and mouth disease here:
www.cdc.gov/hand-foot-mo...
We'll be watching for evidence of fever, mouth sores, and skin rash on mango Mussolini in the meantime. You can learn more about the signs of hand, foot and mouth disease here:
www.cdc.gov/hand-foot-mo...
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Breaks my heart. Kabosu was a wonderful ambassador for rescue dogs, and her mama, Atsuko, not only donated all of the money she received from Doge merch to animal rights groups and shelters, but also ran events to raise more money for shelters.
And now her image is being used for evil.
I'm livid.
And now her image is being used for evil.
I'm livid.
I am genuinely disgusted by what people have done to her legacy I'm so serious
February 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Breaks my heart. Kabosu was a wonderful ambassador for rescue dogs, and her mama, Atsuko, not only donated all of the money she received from Doge merch to animal rights groups and shelters, but also ran events to raise more money for shelters.
And now her image is being used for evil.
I'm livid.
And now her image is being used for evil.
I'm livid.
me: wow I met a new person and it’s going really well
my brain: cool 🙂 what if I lowered your confidence to levels never before seen by man
my brain: cool 🙂 what if I lowered your confidence to levels never before seen by man
February 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
me: wow I met a new person and it’s going really well
my brain: cool 🙂 what if I lowered your confidence to levels never before seen by man
my brain: cool 🙂 what if I lowered your confidence to levels never before seen by man
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Weird that Joe Biden has preemptively pardoned Joe Biden for drunk driving a car through a parade 🤔
January 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Weird that Joe Biden has preemptively pardoned Joe Biden for drunk driving a car through a parade 🤔
RIP David Lynch. Finally dove into Twin Peaks a few years ago and it was unlike anything I’ve ever watched. One of the best to do it.
January 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
RIP David Lynch. Finally dove into Twin Peaks a few years ago and it was unlike anything I’ve ever watched. One of the best to do it.
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trump supporters love to be like “i voted for donald trump 3 elections straight. i’m so happy he won, i love him. we gotta kill him”
January 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
trump supporters love to be like “i voted for donald trump 3 elections straight. i’m so happy he won, i love him. we gotta kill him”
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Me (time traveling to September 10, 2001): I have startling news from the future
The President: what is it?
Me: zero sugar colas are going to get insanely good in about 20 years
The President: what is it?
Me: zero sugar colas are going to get insanely good in about 20 years
January 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Me (time traveling to September 10, 2001): I have startling news from the future
The President: what is it?
Me: zero sugar colas are going to get insanely good in about 20 years
The President: what is it?
Me: zero sugar colas are going to get insanely good in about 20 years
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Sonic the Hedgehog 3...
a black and white photo of a man in a suit raising his hands in the air .
Alt: a black and white photo of a man in a suit raising his hands in the air .
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Sonic the Hedgehog 3...