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jeph 🍣

@rhythmik.bsky.social

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they/them/elle English/Español あたしは日本語が話せない Magic Arena/Trading Card Game Broadcast Production. One of the Pokemon VGC players of all time Owner of @esportsadm.in [Virginia Beach, VA]

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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 3h

Who the hell does he think he's winning over saying he's a Nets fan? I'm a Nets fan and think admitting it disqualifies a person from holding public office.

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 2h

i think zelda voice acting would be perfect for these games

jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 14h

can i be the party dude

jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 15h

if i worked for a company i would 100% blow off my responsibilities but i own the company so I GUESS I HAVE TO DO IT

jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 15h

yeah i do need to lock in dont i

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 15h

holy fuck

jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 15h

game ive been waiting a year for goes into the "you didn't get all of your work done this week" chastity cage :cccccc

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 16h

"authenticity" in 2025 is "i have no problems with saying things you can't say in public anymore!" but those things are just slurs and it is absolutely normalized to say them in public again

jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 16h

i would be so incredibly powerful

sasha ↙︎↙︎↙︎ 🌹🏴 @2damntrans.bsky.social · 17h

Do you ever wonder how much money you could make if you didn't have a conscience or sincerely held beliefs

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 16h

so @kesswylie.kess.co brought up an interesting point about how disney is VERY difficult to work with and this could be the question they can point to in the future to say "when you don't let us countermessage with our influencers, the negative perception online snowballs"

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Tana 👻 @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 1d

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 2d

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 1d

it's every fucking comercial break
the only upside is that they are aggressively targeting cops so maybe if we can make it out of this, this can be the enema local police needed

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 3d

tbh disagree btu to each their own i suppose

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merritt @merrittk.com · 3d

if you look at social media and dont immediately feel better what you should do is keep going back to it every five minutes or so. eventually you will find the Post that makes your life better

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 3d

Bowmaster into hogaak was so fkn cool

jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 3d

yeah it's usually pretty hard to convince an entire group of people to kill someone they like

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 3d

yeah i worried because they stopped making me jittery

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 4d

Ultimately, the death of US manufacturing is about this attitude. It's easy to say "buy american or stfu" because virtue signaling is free. But it's hard to actually sustain a business because many Americans simply don't want to pay what it costs to produce things ethically in this country

Someone on Twitter replies to me: "meh. buy american or stfu."

Two hours later, in a separate thread, the write: "$30 for a single button-up is ridiculous unless it is decent quality silk."

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 4d

quit drinking energy drinks and now i am dying but at least i don't have any events to travel to for a month

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 5d

there is still good out there

Card Titan @cardtitan.bsky.social · 5d

This is Brian Merichiko (left) and Dave Crowley (right).

Dave misplaced his Vintage deck filled with cards like Black Lotus at a local restaurant. Brian, an employee there, found the deck and somehow tracked Dave down at the EW and got him his deck back. What an amazing and touching story!

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 6d

got caught taking a picture of my dinner

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 7d

i got the Asia ones like five years ago but am very happy they are finally bringing them here

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 7d

honestly I'm willing to look at the scoreboard for "not slicing baby dicks" for this one

jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 7d

YALL KNOW WHAT MF DAY IT IS
HINGER DINGER DURGEN MOTHERFUCKERS

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