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jeph 🍣
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Magic Arena/Trading Card Game Broadcast Production.
One of the Pokemon VGC players of all time
Owner of @esportsadm.in
[Virginia Beach, VA]
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An irish whip is the least believeable move ever and you see it multiple times during every single match. It's pro wrestling lol
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
80 decibel baritone in the delta sky club: "yeah i was there when you're parents got divorced and i was there for the talks, so i know its pretty personal. if you think i can help with the productivity of the matter, that's fine but —" bro holy shit
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
found these at an antique mall in central florida for $20 and if the person who painted these ever finds this post, i want them to know:
you are selling yourself short and i hope you find a market that appreciates your work
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
oh okay i guess selling your labor makes you a class traitor
Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.

It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Strawberry sharkcake 🍰🦈 #art
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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if by some chance this goes viral on any platform I want to say in advance that I whole heartedly believe you should insult politicians and members of government- if they can be unjustly enriched by their greed they can suffer being called names and made fun of in exchange
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
i wonder how many dollars worth of nda information is broadcast in delta sky clubs every year
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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"ortho" meaning "teeth" and "dontist" meaning "presence in the blood"
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 AM
post event russian roulette
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
very tired but ready for the last day of pax
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
our booth has been very busy
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
how the fuck are they going to add 100 bst to THIS stat spread???
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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you can tell trans rights are human rights because americans hate them
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
hell yeah i love chocolate give me the owwens corning flavor
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
October 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
ok so i just caught up on the news and clearly the most insane thing about the epstein files is that they used EMAIL in 2018 the way people use discord
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
met a ton of bands this week. didn't get any pictures because i feel like asking them for a picture is weird? but i had some nice conversations and all of the artists were super nice
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
ended up playing blackjack with anthony green and donovan from hail the sun
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Chuck is in the war room right now panicking with the team on how to lose this one
Should the Epstein files be released in full it would undoubtedly be an irreconcilable scandal & disaster for Donald Trump - which is why I predict that Chuck Schumer will post hole on main during that press conference, to save the Republicans from another inevitable defeat.
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
the line to see thurssay is fucked so I'm going to see the fall of troy again on the big stage
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM