Revanche
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Revanche
@revanche.bsky.social
$ blogger. Food enthusiast. Bibliophile. she/her. Fibro&CFS. #uglydogs
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Yessss
This is the proper amount of garlic.

I want to be able to light my breath on fire after I eat garlic.

Anything less is Not. Enough. Garlic.
December 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I think I'm down to just 2 more gifts, and 6 cards to write.

I'm so tired. And so much work to do.
I need to think of two to four more gifts and then I'll be done!!
This is exceptionally annoying b/c it's last minute. If I had known I'd be doing this earlier (this became my task due to corporate fuckery), I'd have done so much research earlier&been done with everything: buying, cards, the whole works, well before this week. I HATE last minute shit in the fall.
December 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
First melatonin failed its mission. Second melatonin down the hatch. Either this works well or it goes very very wrong.
December 10, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I recently learned this about the chicken pox and could not wrap my head around it. I had chicken pox as a kid. Why the hell not get vaccinated to avoid that misery (and then of shingles later in life)???
In fact, most of the Eurozone doesn't vaccinate against chicken pox.

The reasons why vary, and are boring to get into.

But I think one of the things RFK Jr. is tapping into is European supremacy - the idea that Europe is "better" when it comes to food and medicine than the US.
December 10, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I almost got really mad that somehow I missed this book.

Oh right not out yet. Ok. Carry on.
And speaking of @tkingfisher.com, don't miss this beautiful signed sprayed edges edition of Wolf Worm: an atmospheric gothic chiller in which something darker than the devil stalks the North Carolina woods... Out this coming spring!

Preorder here: www.waterstones.com/book/wolf-wo...

💙📚🪐
#Horrorsky
December 10, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Aughh I'd been saving @tkingfisher.com's Paladin's Faith for a treat and I just imbibed and as always when a Paladin book I laughed until I cried at least once and also have a new small nightmare and also NEED. MORE. PALADIN.
December 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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I really hope the people who are giving money to the leopards eating face party so that the leopards won’t eat their face pay attention to the fact that the closer you are to the leopards, the closer your face is to the leopards.
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Well. Shit.
Hell, if you can't get the ADHD medicated, anxiety is often the only thing you can use to get shit done (*eyes every AFAB person in my wife's family*)
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I need to think of two to four more gifts and then I'll be done!!
This is exceptionally annoying b/c it's last minute. If I had known I'd be doing this earlier (this became my task due to corporate fuckery), I'd have done so much research earlier&been done with everything: buying, cards, the whole works, well before this week. I HATE last minute shit in the fall.
4 cards and 6 gifts done.
7 cards and 5 gifts to go.
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Damn. Looks like Vogmask is running out of inventory because demand has dropped enough they may not restock. @onesickvet.bsky.social I hope you stocked up. I'm going to have to find another source I like as much as them 😞
December 9, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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In the pub last night, accosted by a chugger (Brit: charity mugger) in a tabard saying their company is raising money for a charity and will we pledge for the disabled kiddies.

My friend S: Are you a registered charity?
Him: We’re raising money for a charity.

/1
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Trying to figure out why and where I learned about www.catprint.com. did someone on here rec them?
Stickers | CatPrint
www.catprint.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 AM
This is exceptionally annoying b/c it's last minute. If I had known I'd be doing this earlier (this became my task due to corporate fuckery), I'd have done so much research earlier&been done with everything: buying, cards, the whole works, well before this week. I HATE last minute shit in the fall.
4 cards and 6 gifts done.
7 cards and 5 gifts to go.
3 heartfelt thank you cards to staff done, 8 more to go. And I have to get personalized gift cards for each of them, something meaningful or a treat they would specifically enjoy, before the end of the week.
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
4 cards and 6 gifts done.
7 cards and 5 gifts to go.
3 heartfelt thank you cards to staff done, 8 more to go. And I have to get personalized gift cards for each of them, something meaningful or a treat they would specifically enjoy, before the end of the week.
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
3 heartfelt thank you cards to staff done, 8 more to go. And I have to get personalized gift cards for each of them, something meaningful or a treat they would specifically enjoy, before the end of the week.
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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It's been a while since I've had these brilliant blue labradorites in - snap up yours tonight!

oishiny.etsy.com/listing/4420...

Free international shipping included.

#Handmade #ShopIndie #Etsy
December 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Kudos to @gains-skeets.bsky.social giving me weekly workout plans that allow me to avoids PEMSing myself but still challenge me enough that it gets me out of work. no I cannot work til midnight tonight, my arms, they cannot arms anymore. (I'm the worst boss of me.)
December 8, 2025 at 6:54 AM
This is brilliant. Thanks @matociquala.bsky.social
“If it goes away when you take your meds it’s probably not a character flaw” is something I have to tell myself often.
December 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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If some guy stole my shit and made millions off it while wiping out my job prospects, and you, as my friend, bought that guy's cheap mass market replica of my shit, you and i would for obvious reasons have a problem. It being a massive company, not a guy, actually makes it even more of a problem.
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Every writer I know, every artist I follow, is in the fucking trenches trying to survive this shit. GenAI is not the future because if it keeps going there is no future, and even if it was that would be no excuse.
December 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Anyone know who the actor is who portrayed Captain Bury-The-Lede who waited with dramatic timing to reveal Data's head? His voice is so familiar.
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Sunday night screamies. I'm lucky to have a solid paycheck for however long I have it and ALSO I'm so overworked I'm about to collapse and I cannot collapse AND I want to run away and that's not an option.

DEEEEEEP BREATHING.
December 8, 2025 at 5:05 AM
TFW you plugged your computer in to charge but the other end is connected to nothing. 🤦🏻‍♀️
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
There was the "Wow you're beautiful you must be from Asia" grossness I just saw. Blockety
How rude of moi! There is no pattern that causes concern whatsoever in these posts within 30 minutes of each other. You just say "Wow" a lot.

It's fine. I am so sorry!
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Oooh! Purple!
New up yesterday - purple for all! If you've been waiting for smaller lepidolite pieces, now is your chance:

oishiny.etsy.com

Free international shipping included.

#Handmade #ShopIndie #EtsyGifts
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM