slim flurton
@restinghoeface.bsky.social
honey-tongued cat lady | woo | 🌴
Baby we do not careeeee
March 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Baby we do not careeeee
Ended Black History Month with my permit 🥳🥳🥳
March 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Ended Black History Month with my permit 🥳🥳🥳
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taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?
Even the most disturbing RFK Jr. headline always manages to have a detail inside creepier than you could have imagined. I’m sorry, did you just say Black kids should have a chance to get “re-parented”???? Gift link wapo.st/4hW2xGI
February 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?
Yo I never be on this mf I'm so used to Twitter
February 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Yo I never be on this mf I'm so used to Twitter
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Good morning! I’m up well before my alarm in a great mood 🤸🏾♀️
January 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Good morning! I’m up well before my alarm in a great mood 🤸🏾♀️
It be the people with the least spiritual acumen and low emotional quotients that are always trying to play somebody's fucking guru.
I pop my shit online and niggas agree. But that's not how I speak to people I say I "love" are you insane?
I pop my shit online and niggas agree. But that's not how I speak to people I say I "love" are you insane?
January 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It be the people with the least spiritual acumen and low emotional quotients that are always trying to play somebody's fucking guru.
I pop my shit online and niggas agree. But that's not how I speak to people I say I "love" are you insane?
I pop my shit online and niggas agree. But that's not how I speak to people I say I "love" are you insane?
Yeah twitter def draining af
January 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Yeah twitter def draining af
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I don't WANT "Artificial Intelligent Artists"
I want "Naturally STUPID Artists" such as myself
I want "Naturally STUPID Artists" such as myself
December 28, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I don't WANT "Artificial Intelligent Artists"
I want "Naturally STUPID Artists" such as myself
I want "Naturally STUPID Artists" such as myself
It's actually second nature for me to be loving and show up with love. I'm not trying to win you over, it's just how I was written.
December 25, 2024 at 10:06 PM
It's actually second nature for me to be loving and show up with love. I'm not trying to win you over, it's just how I was written.
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A friend suggested I do fewer controversial politics posts and more food posts (lower my BP, lol). So here it goes. Dinner: grilled marinated t-bone steaks, roasted butternut squash with a butter/brown sugar glaze and Caesar salad. What's on your table or what's a fav meal you like to serve? 🤤
December 17, 2024 at 10:05 PM
A friend suggested I do fewer controversial politics posts and more food posts (lower my BP, lol). So here it goes. Dinner: grilled marinated t-bone steaks, roasted butternut squash with a butter/brown sugar glaze and Caesar salad. What's on your table or what's a fav meal you like to serve? 🤤
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🌺❤️🔥NEW PRODUCT DROP ❤️🔥🌺
Cleo Red Body Polish
Seductively fragranced deep cleansing and exfoliating body polish made with *real* red sandalwood, camwood and cane sugar to even complexion and packed with polyphenols from antioxidant rich florals and fruits to fight pollution and aging
#HoodooSky
Cleo Red Body Polish
Seductively fragranced deep cleansing and exfoliating body polish made with *real* red sandalwood, camwood and cane sugar to even complexion and packed with polyphenols from antioxidant rich florals and fruits to fight pollution and aging
#HoodooSky
November 29, 2024 at 5:09 PM
🌺❤️🔥NEW PRODUCT DROP ❤️🔥🌺
Cleo Red Body Polish
Seductively fragranced deep cleansing and exfoliating body polish made with *real* red sandalwood, camwood and cane sugar to even complexion and packed with polyphenols from antioxidant rich florals and fruits to fight pollution and aging
#HoodooSky
Cleo Red Body Polish
Seductively fragranced deep cleansing and exfoliating body polish made with *real* red sandalwood, camwood and cane sugar to even complexion and packed with polyphenols from antioxidant rich florals and fruits to fight pollution and aging
#HoodooSky
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I feel like a lot of men that like ass are slightly flexible with their standard, they’ll still fuck wit a beauty who got just enough ass to grip, but men who like titties will dub anything and anyone smaller than a Double D
Very specific standard
Very specific standard
Yall think the ass women get it bad, but baby the titty women get it from ALL walks of men.
December 17, 2024 at 11:15 PM
I feel like a lot of men that like ass are slightly flexible with their standard, they’ll still fuck wit a beauty who got just enough ass to grip, but men who like titties will dub anything and anyone smaller than a Double D
Very specific standard
Very specific standard
I love manipulating people into believing in themselves and their highest potential. I teach people to always expect the unexpected. Ominous positivity is my brand.
For example: "I can't get niggas"
Me: maybe niggas can't get YOU
For example: "I can't get niggas"
Me: maybe niggas can't get YOU
I love to be marketed to, tell me what you can do for me and quote me like…. Pitch it to meeeeee
December 12, 2024 at 12:31 AM
I love manipulating people into believing in themselves and their highest potential. I teach people to always expect the unexpected. Ominous positivity is my brand.
For example: "I can't get niggas"
Me: maybe niggas can't get YOU
For example: "I can't get niggas"
Me: maybe niggas can't get YOU
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When is Mercury direct? I need to renew this damn passport by mail and I’m not messing with this transit lol.
December 11, 2024 at 1:35 PM
When is Mercury direct? I need to renew this damn passport by mail and I’m not messing with this transit lol.
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Post photos from lockdown
Looking at photos from 2020 makes me realize how many of my clothes just randomly disappeared 💀
Looking at photos from 2020 makes me realize how many of my clothes just randomly disappeared 💀
December 11, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Post photos from lockdown
Looking at photos from 2020 makes me realize how many of my clothes just randomly disappeared 💀
Looking at photos from 2020 makes me realize how many of my clothes just randomly disappeared 💀
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A REAL FRIEND doesn't encourage you to be messy , to fight , miss work , club every weekend , cheat etc. A TRUE friend is going to stay on you about accomplishing your life goals , getting your money , ignoring the foolishness, and enjoying life.
December 11, 2024 at 1:37 PM
A REAL FRIEND doesn't encourage you to be messy , to fight , miss work , club every weekend , cheat etc. A TRUE friend is going to stay on you about accomplishing your life goals , getting your money , ignoring the foolishness, and enjoying life.
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LOVED the yacht rock documentary. listening to michael mcdonald and kenny loggins describe writing what a fool believes made my heart flutter.
December 11, 2024 at 3:24 AM
LOVED the yacht rock documentary. listening to michael mcdonald and kenny loggins describe writing what a fool believes made my heart flutter.
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Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
December 9, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
Me dressing up as my man:
December 10, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Me dressing up as my man:
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My girl called me this morning and said “sis I’m sick. I need one of your soup recipes that’s gone heal me”
My poor baby sounded miserable and now I wanna make a big pot of broth, freeze it, and pass it out to all my friends this season
My poor baby sounded miserable and now I wanna make a big pot of broth, freeze it, and pass it out to all my friends this season
December 9, 2024 at 3:54 PM
My girl called me this morning and said “sis I’m sick. I need one of your soup recipes that’s gone heal me”
My poor baby sounded miserable and now I wanna make a big pot of broth, freeze it, and pass it out to all my friends this season
My poor baby sounded miserable and now I wanna make a big pot of broth, freeze it, and pass it out to all my friends this season
Me having almost an identical birth chart as the CEO assassin suspect was not on my 2024 bingo card but here we are. 🙂
If he was a Libra moon like me he would have dyed his hair like a bad bitch and not got caught. But 🫶🏽
If he was a Libra moon like me he would have dyed his hair like a bad bitch and not got caught. But 🫶🏽
December 10, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Me having almost an identical birth chart as the CEO assassin suspect was not on my 2024 bingo card but here we are. 🙂
If he was a Libra moon like me he would have dyed his hair like a bad bitch and not got caught. But 🫶🏽
If he was a Libra moon like me he would have dyed his hair like a bad bitch and not got caught. But 🫶🏽
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If you’re a veteran and you voted for Trump and his bus of clowns 🤡
Let me remind you uneducated peanuts what we could possibly be losing.
(Check Below) 👇🏾
Let me remind you uneducated peanuts what we could possibly be losing.
(Check Below) 👇🏾
December 9, 2024 at 3:15 PM
If you’re a veteran and you voted for Trump and his bus of clowns 🤡
Let me remind you uneducated peanuts what we could possibly be losing.
(Check Below) 👇🏾
Let me remind you uneducated peanuts what we could possibly be losing.
(Check Below) 👇🏾
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This Wednesday, I'll become certified in administering Narcan :)
December 9, 2024 at 7:21 PM
This Wednesday, I'll become certified in administering Narcan :)
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Please put a name to the tweet if you see someone out here saying bullshit. Airing out a grievance and having everyone ask who and you not answering seems counterproductive and disingenuous.
December 9, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Please put a name to the tweet if you see someone out here saying bullshit. Airing out a grievance and having everyone ask who and you not answering seems counterproductive and disingenuous.