dane
@renfields.bsky.social
opinions are my own | how'd you even get here? | 30
finally finished my spawn astarion playthrough. had no idea the devs gave wyll so little independent thought that he won't save karlach without being told to. came to the party 6 months later to brag about killing devils in avernus like it means nothing to him that she could have been there
February 9, 2026 at 6:16 PM
finally finished my spawn astarion playthrough. had no idea the devs gave wyll so little independent thought that he won't save karlach without being told to. came to the party 6 months later to brag about killing devils in avernus like it means nothing to him that she could have been there
I have been stuck under this trap for over an hour
January 31, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I have been stuck under this trap for over an hour
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Um, you're not allowed to go door-to-door hoping to randomly find someone violating the law. You need a warrant. That's is basic Constitutional shit.
JD Vance: "It was a legitimate law enforcement operation. We were going door to door to try to find criminal illegal aliens and deport them from the United States ... say a prayer for that agent ... he deserves a debt of gratitude."
January 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Um, you're not allowed to go door-to-door hoping to randomly find someone violating the law. You need a warrant. That's is basic Constitutional shit.
any mustached man wanna treat me right?
January 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
any mustached man wanna treat me right?
sometimes you spend like 3 hours hitting on a guy before he drops girlfriend lore like okay you could have shot me hours ago
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
sometimes you spend like 3 hours hitting on a guy before he drops girlfriend lore like okay you could have shot me hours ago
I will stop every man from going bald
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I will stop every man from going bald
all white airbnb i feel like im in inpatient
December 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
all white airbnb i feel like im in inpatient
soco and eggnog tastes like juicy fruit gum
December 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
soco and eggnog tastes like juicy fruit gum
swear to god if this potluck doesn't love me tomorrow I dont even care. more for me.
December 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
swear to god if this potluck doesn't love me tomorrow I dont even care. more for me.
at the bowling alley under the bridge
December 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
at the bowling alley under the bridge
why does deep cleaning a couch take 4 hours and what the fuck was the girl who owned this thing before me doing where the water is so BROWN
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
why does deep cleaning a couch take 4 hours and what the fuck was the girl who owned this thing before me doing where the water is so BROWN
new orthopedic mattress so I can be in the pit longer
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
new orthopedic mattress so I can be in the pit longer
this bagel sucks so much ass
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
this bagel sucks so much ass
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I NEVER WANT TO SAVE TO ONEDRIVE I OWN A FUCKING COMPUTER FOR A REASON
November 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I NEVER WANT TO SAVE TO ONEDRIVE I OWN A FUCKING COMPUTER FOR A REASON
I often feel like I dont pass and then a random woman in florida is like "you'll have to wait for the fitting room, i only have two for men"
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I often feel like I dont pass and then a random woman in florida is like "you'll have to wait for the fitting room, i only have two for men"
reporting live from florida. 60°, windy, water is rippling, and the sun is butter yellow. you could even say i am enjoying myself.
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
reporting live from florida. 60°, windy, water is rippling, and the sun is butter yellow. you could even say i am enjoying myself.
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you can find me slouched over a pint of lo mein covered in dirt
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
you can find me slouched over a pint of lo mein covered in dirt
hit a series of potholes and got vertigo so bad i thought i was crashing my fucking car AMAZING
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
hit a series of potholes and got vertigo so bad i thought i was crashing my fucking car AMAZING
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the motel knows where it is at all times. it knows this, because it knows where it isn’t.
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
the motel knows where it is at all times. it knows this, because it knows where it isn’t.
$uicideboy$ were lowkey right....all my life I HAVE wanted a chevy
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
$uicideboy$ were lowkey right....all my life I HAVE wanted a chevy
thinking about buying a lava lamp for the new house
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
thinking about buying a lava lamp for the new house
t shot bruised my stomach :(
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
t shot bruised my stomach :(
born to draw men in the nude forced to attend 5 hour city budget meetings
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
born to draw men in the nude forced to attend 5 hour city budget meetings
"secure the cabin and...whatever else youre supposed to do" okay sweet it's one of those flights
November 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"secure the cabin and...whatever else youre supposed to do" okay sweet it's one of those flights