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It is a tale skeeted by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

wife guy to @vyvian.bradenstone.com
dog dad to @skaya.bradenstone.com
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Ancient local Twitter lore:

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R.I.P., @sevenhelleven. Squeak squeak, li'l fella. 🐀
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They may have taken away our access to healthcare, but thanks to the swearing-in of Rep. Adelita Grijalva, at least we're going to get the fucking Epstein files. (cough cough) Ha! See, Dad? I was right! (wheeze) He's a pedoph— ugggh. (dies)
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Apart from that, Mrs. Kirk, how was the debate?
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Ancient local Twitter lore:

Once upon a time, a rat released this bop: on.soundcloud.com/APFClneXoXQa...

R.I.P., @sevenhelleven. Squeak squeak, li'l fella. 🐀
Ratfink McGillicuddy and the Ratfuck Orgy Chorus present
The Official Podcast of RVA's #1 inconvenience store for biker gangs, flashers, and rats.
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September 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Get out of there, Myrna!!
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I BELIEVE MYRNA PRIDE!
I just told the biggest lie of my life at Farm Fresh.
"Your not—"
"I am.
"Joe Morrissey..."
"What's your name?"
"Reed."
"Reed. Nice to meet you."
"Yeah, nice to meet you."
Very soft hands for a wife-beating pedophile.
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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That was quick! Thank you, Google Maps!
January 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Also, I hear he's 50% likely to have a penis that's smaller than 5.17 inches (4.59" circumference).

There are so many factually true, legal, statistically accurate things you can say about the likely-short-penised Joe Morrissey.
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
JOE MORRISSEY IS A PEDOPHILE. He was convicted, imprisoned, won the special election for his own seat in prison, and was disbarred twice. Gov. Northam pardoned him. There are audio/video recordings of him acting violently & thuggishly, and he's a lawyer—lawyers lie.

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November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I'm friends with a former Tim Kaine staffer, who says: "I personally convinced almost four thousand people to vote for the guy who just shoved his dick down the barrel of the gun that Democrats were holding to Trump's head."
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
This, but diabetic.
ozempic and a white monster
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Women
Name your fav superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Eagerly anticipating the day that I completely forget who Glenn Youngkin was.
November 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
It would be so funny if he actually shot Todd Gilbert now.
Jones soundly beating Miyares is so satisfying
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Do you think that Dick Cheney and Henry Kissinger are spitroasting Nancy Reagan in Hell?
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If this happens, I'm moving. A split ticket will result in a completely non-functioning government. Miyares is a boil that should've already been lanced.
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Dick Cheney dying the night before election day is a fantastic omen.
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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My kitchen clocks haven't been changed, so I keep time traveling
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
More from Vyvian's list of Queer Icons:

Not Cronkite in general, just that one moment where he dramatically takes off his glasses while announcing that Kennedy was dead.

I do kinda get this one. That's camp.
November 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If you're praying to a living man, you're in a cult.

Also, he'd rather you pray to him on Truth Social, not his ex-boyfriend's website.
November 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
SNL is really getting a lot of mileage out of Andrew Dismukes having the most cuckable face on television.
November 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
All I asked was, "Was Ben Franklin a chaser," and somehow we got here.
October 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM