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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 16h

Please no... sunrise wouldn't be until 9 a.m. here in December if we didn't go back to Standard Time

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 19h

Mr Trump sir do not let woke antifa change the clocks this year. They plan to do it and they say you are powerless to stop them

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 17h

The Great Gatsby is ridiculously overrated.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 17h

Ok, because I need to ask... is that how people carve turkeys in Canada???

Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 17h

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU CARVE A TURKEY!!

Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 17h

Musk isn't a white nationalist, because he doesn't give a shit about any nation.

He's a racist piece of shit who cares only about enriching himself and oppressing minorities.

☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 20h

Elon Musk is a white nationalist. Anyone who needs more data points to reach this conclusion is beyond help or persuasion.

If you buy, rent, service, or supercharge a Tesla you are supporting the most powerful white nationalist on earth. Period.

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 20h

Musk is funding the legal battle of UK Far Right activist Tommy Robinson - real name Stephen Yaxley Lennon - as he faces charges brought by counterterrorism police.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 18h

Lotta strikes getting called balls for both sides, it seems...

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 18h

Michael Jordan is Antifa!

Celeb Jets @celebjets.grndcntrl.net · 18h

Micheal Jordan's Jet Landed in Portland, Oregon, United States. Apx. flt. time 1 h 40 min.

Reg: N236MJ On Ground: True Alt: 0 Last Contact: 0:00:00.401006 Trigger: now on ground

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CREW @citizensforethics.org · 19h

President Trump was just caught on a hot mic talking with the president of Indonesia.

He may have been talking about his business interests in the country–which would be exactly the kind of conflict of interest we’ve been warning about for years. 🧵

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h

Trump's conversation with Indonesian President Prabowo Subianto is caught on a hot mic. Hard to tell exactly what they are talking about, but Subianto asks Trump about meeting Eric Trump and Don Jr, who supposedly have nothing to do with government while they run the family business.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 20h

And golly gee - completely unrelated I'm sure - but I bet Rogan stands to make a lot of money from that UFC fight Trump has set to take place at the White House next year...

Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 20h

It's almost like Joe Rogan intentionally lied to make it seem like Harris was anti-cannabis reform because he was in the bag for Trump...

www.marijuanamoment.net/joe-rogan-pu...

Joe Rogan Pushes Back Against Kamala Harris's Claim He 'Lied' About Her Willingness To Discuss Marijuana On His Podcast - Marijuana Moment

Joe Rogan is disputing claims from former Vice President Kamala Harris that he “lied” when he claimed she refused to talk about marijuana with him ahead of the 2024 election. In her book “107 Days,” t...

www.marijuanamoment.net

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 1d

I thought we were assured by our dear leader that this wouldn't happen...

www.nbcnews.com/business/con...

U.S. consumers bearing more than half the cost of tariffs so far, Goldman Sachs says

The findings suggest U.S. consumers will continue to struggle with high prices — something Trump had promised to address in the run-up to his re-election.

www.nbcnews.com

Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 1d

Trump's gotta run it by the boss, make sure it's OK.

Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 1d

President Donald Trump said he’d consider arming Ukraine with long-range Tomahawk missiles that would allow strikes deeper into Russia, but said he may first talk to Russian President Vladimir Putin about it in a bid to end the war.

Trump Says He May Warn Putin US to Mull Tomahawks for Ukraine

President Donald Trump said he’d consider arming Ukraine with long-range Tomahawk missiles that would allow strikes deeper into Russia, but said he may first talk to Russian President Vladimir Putin about it in a bid to end the war.

bloom.bg

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 1d

Lol

Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 1d

The Texas Military Department confirmed to @taskandpurpose.com it had replaced some of the 200 National Guard troops sent to Chicago for not being "in compliance" with validation standards. This came after photos of heavyset NG members were widely mocked. taskandpurpose.com/news/texas-n...

Some Texas National Guard troops replaced in Illinois after failing to meet standards

An unspecified amount of Texas National Guard troops were replaced in Chicago, shortly after photos of their appearance were mocked.

taskandpurpose.com

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 1d

😬

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Toronto Blue Jays (Bot) @bluejaysbot.bsky.social · 1d

LOUD. PROUD.

O Canada at the ALCS! #WANTITALL

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 1d

Yep. He transferred to Georgetown after our first year (but not before a rather contentious meeting with our Crim Law/Pro prof wherein he allegedly tried to pressure her to change his grade to improve his transfer prospects).

She, incidentally, was a wonderful woman, God rest her soul.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 1d

Loved Joe.

Had less good feelings about Jamie.

Also, the guy we used to call "Rock Star, Esq." who then ended up being the third person in the car with Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson when LiLo wrapped her Benz around a telephone pole.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 1d

(E.g. ask me about the time I accidentally spilled coffee on Jamie Biden's laptop and he never forgave me)

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 1d

Definitely met some characters there...

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 1d

Alumni group chat.

The Pope mentioned it too.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 1d

Also, Doocy is getting fucking weird lately.

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 1d

He's dying.

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 1d

President Trump tells reporters aboard Air Force One that he doesn’t think he’s going to get into heaven.

“I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven.”

(I isolated Trump’s voice)

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 1d

Saw this at the grocery store and immediately had to get input from @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online...

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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 1d

One game away...

Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social · 1d

Looks like Vance is really bombing on the Sunday talk shows today...

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