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Jasper

@realbadjasper.bsky.social

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Author of Robber/Robert, a NSFW🔞🔞🔞 series about some dummy aliens who love each other. Read for free! https://robber-robert.com/ (+18 only)

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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · Oct 17

HEY, since we have pinned posts now, just reminding everyone about my very hot, very silly, 90 pg 🔞NSFW🔞 comic about two extraterrestrials who are bad at their jobs but GREAT at being horny 👽👽👌

Chapter 1 is FINISHED and FREE TO READ!!
robberrobert.orgymania.net/robberrobert...

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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 1d

Trying to remain cool and focused but there's Tail.

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · Jan 23

Book cover for the classic alien abduction book Communion that features a ‘grey’ alien face with a slight smirk. Title and copy read:

THE ALIEN THAT
SUCKED ME DRY

A MALE ALIEN BLEW ME AND IT WAS SO GOOD I'M GAY NOW

BY DEVIN HERTING

LADIES, YOU'LL JUST NEVER UNDERSTAND

Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 1d

I still haven't found a good thumbnail shorthand for Allen yet so he always starts off looking Very Unfortunate

Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 1d

Textless version and thumbnails 👌

Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 1d

Trying to remain cool and focused but there's Tail.

Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 1d

this movie hit when i was 7 and it Changed™️ me

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grendle @horntytoad.bsky.social · 1d

more media with women who look like this and men who look like that (and they BANG)

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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 3d

yknow, like, when you become temporarily possessed by certain ocs??

yknow when you wanna grab that tail??? when it's RIGHT THERE in your face and you wanna grab it???

Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 3d

yknow, like, when you become temporarily possessed by certain ocs??

yknow when you wanna grab that tail??? when it's RIGHT THERE in your face and you wanna grab it???

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Bonedust Press @bonedustpress.bsky.social · 5d

TOMORROW!!

Bonedust Press @bonedustpress.bsky.social · 27d

The Traitor & The Wretch paperbacks are in, and they look ✨AMAZING✨!!

Written by @mythjae.bsky.social
Illustrated by @skulkingfoxes.bsky.social
Cover by @fusspot.rip

Coming Oct. 10! You can preorder your paperback or ebook today on our site.
www.bonedustpress.com/shop

A photo of the paperback of the The Traitor & The Wretch showing off the shiny silver foil elements on the cover.

Brown hands holding the book open to show a two page spread, revealing one of Rowan MacColl's lovely illustrations of Percy scowling down at Knell.

Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 5d

Malady ☺️

Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 5d

I used up all my creativity coming up with his family history so he's stuck with a normal (but very large and handsome) human dick.

Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 5d

Thank you so much!! Also, as a vegan who sometimes eats eggs, Percy made me feel very seen lol

Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 5d

*sorry that first one should be: he's nocturnal but is usually working during the DAY, so he like never sleeps u_u

Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 5d

I just wanted to say that I got the KS book and I loved these two horrible men so much I read it twice lol. Thanks for making something really cool that's 1000% my jam 🥹🪱💖

Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 5d

>Hates his job but is unfortunately really good at it

>UNBELIEVABLE Service Top game, but he has no idea what that term means and his job makes everybody hate him so nobody has any idea, including him

Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 5d

>His head-fin used to be a lot longer and attached to his jaw but he got it surgically cropped because it was annoying
>His jaw is extremely hard, which is useful in a job where everyone wants to punch you
>Very serious, doesn't have a great sense of humor, but that makes him really easy to bully

Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 5d

Should also do Allen facts:

>He's a mix of 4 different alien species: Triclops (like Andy), Human, whatever Simon is, and ????? (probably something aquatic)
>The thing on his head IS in fact his head, it's some kind of fin-like crest that he probably inherited from mystery grandparent #4

Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · Sep 4

grabs him with my teeth and shakes him around

Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 5d

>The Moon is kind of the worst place imaginable and there's no trees or grass or anything and he's stuck here now working as a janitor for an evil space mining company that's making the place actively worse every day

>Allen is 1/4th the same species, which is why he also has yellow horns and eyes

Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 5d

Other miscellaneous Simon facts:

> Nocturnal, but mostly on the job at night, so he never gets good sleep
>Born and raised on his species' native planet, which is pretty uncommon at this point in the spacefaring future
>Took a cleaning job on a deep space cargo ship and got left behind on the Moon

Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 6d

Thought he could use his own little ref 👽👌

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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 6d

Thought he could use his own little ref 👽👌

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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 7d

Guys who are pals at the evil alien space mining company 👽👍

Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 6d

Thought he could use his own little ref 👽👌

Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 7d

Guys who are pals at the evil alien space mining company 👽👍

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turntap @ngoobles.bsky.social · 12d

CHAPTER 1 DROPS TOMORROW. 🙂‍↕️✏️

turntap @ngoobles.bsky.social · 22d

John Rich & The Big Picture is serialized online m/m romcom novel that begins updating NEXT WEEK. ✨🎉

1. Tell all of your friends. ✏️
2. Read it here: www.okjohnrich.site ✏️
3. Or read it here: www.tumblr.com/okjohnrich ✏️