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Reaganometry
@reaganometry.bsky.social
a.k.a Tire
RAGNOWOK IS HERE

TREMBLE BEFORE HIM
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Right at the moment this turkey explodes, you can do a crouch jump and the force will send you out of bounds. When you load back in it will be Christmas Eve. Government doesn’t want us knowing about Thanksgiving Skip
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Win or lose the vibes of Jameis Winston are looking good!
FSU settles for $950,000 in Jameis Winston rape case | CNN
Florida State University has reached a $950,000 settlement with an ex-student who sued after alleging she was raped by quarterback Jameis Winston, school says.
www.cnn.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Nobody can deny what they are seeing anymore and what we are seeing is that Something is Wrong with Amon-Ra St. Brown
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Pathetic effort this week from the Detroit Lions. Really no other way to describe what I’m seeing
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Kirby Air Riders with no online split screen. Boo tomato tomato
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Bonkers way to handle it being revealed to the whole world that (at minimum) you were cheating on your wife
Larry Summers discusses his “statement of regret” for his disturbing messages to Jeffrey Epstein with Harvard students
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Nothing more uncomfortable than being a bystander in a work call where someone is getting absolutely grilled
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
By the time of the next presidential
Election, the median republican position will be “rich guys should get to have sex with high schoolers”
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I flawlessly predicted that /r/politicalcompassmemes would devolve into an alt-right cesspool. My next prediction: /r/TopCharacterTropes
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
lol
Harsher punishment than the school that cheated for a Natty. The bright side is the NCAA is in a death spiral
MSU football hit with three years probation for violations under Mel Tucker.
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Lions ran the ball at the point of the Commanders line where Payne would’ve been
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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you shouldn’t talk to a journalist about how people in need of abortions access them when abortions are outlawed, and this is no different.

shutting the fuck up is free.
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
John Morton doesnt have it
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It sucks to see our offense get owned by Brian Flores because any offense that gets owned by Brian Flores is certainly not getting anything done in the playoffs
November 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
JJ McCarthy is going to be a USDA certified career backup within 3 years and I would really like for the Detroit Lions defense to start playing as such
November 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Giving up a big return is bad, but a 3 and out from McCarthy here will go a long way to breaking Minnesota’s spirit
November 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I think it's been true for a while, but Reddit is now just a version of Facebook where more people say "Fuck"
October 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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They’re doing this because it’s so successful
October 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
They’re sending us home at work cause the ceiling has been leaking for 3 days. We’re getting a Mold Day
October 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Someone talking on the phone in the bathroom at work I’m gonna ***********
October 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This year Pimp Mario shall fall by my hand
October 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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The isekai genre speaks to the same longings that Becker described as fear of the “middle-register existence” of “small significance,” a longing for what he termed a “mythic form of loserdom.” Thus, Steely Dan’s “Deacon Blues” could be easily argued to be an isekai. In this essay, I intend to… 1/
July 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Harper mentioned
October 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM