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Please don't follow if I don't know you or we have no mutuals ty Your favorite GM. Bi and trans. Age? Pushing 40. (she/her) Committed to the witty and crafty @treesandmagma.bsky.social Narrative games: https://rayventhegm.itch.io/

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"GM" for "Good Murderer" @rayventhegm.bsky.social · 2h

You played a lot of Pokémon! 🫵

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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 2h

Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Shittles.

Tea’s so happy being Teddy Roosevelt @teaberryblue.net · 4h

change one letter, ruin a candy.

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cum

Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 4h

change one letter, ruin a candy.

candy porn

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"GM" for "Good Murderer" @rayventhegm.bsky.social · 3h

Awww, he's kinda cute... Wait w hey

"GM" for "Good Murderer" @rayventhegm.bsky.social · 7h

Seems to give cute and exciting inspiration! 10/10 would add to my party.

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Iggy @iggydinosaur.bsky.social · Jun 26

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The TL;DR on how you can help (if you scroll down, the full story is below): In short I have a disease that requires a living kidney donor. There are no other viable options for me. I have only a few ...

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Jessica Jaguar @jetjagg.bsky.social · 11h

Codes for all your favorite game systems and the 3D0

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"GM" for "Good Murderer" @rayventhegm.bsky.social · 13h

Hoping boomers won't be able to tell the difference between him and Donny.

"GM" for "Good Murderer" @rayventhegm.bsky.social · 16h

two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .

ALT: two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .

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"GM" for "Good Murderer" @rayventhegm.bsky.social · 16h

OH COME ON

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Part Bear, part Fish, all Pie @bearfishpie.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday Cow Tools! Here’s Gary Larson explaining how it made him “want to crawl into a hole somewhere and die”

A page from Prehistory of the Far Side, explaining the reception to the strip. Copy/paste to the rescue:

The "Cow tools" episode is one that will probably haunt me for the rest of my life.
A week after it was published
back in 1982, I wanted to crawl into a hole somewhere and die.
Cows, as some Far Side readers know, are a favorite subject of mine. quintessentially absurd animal for I've always found them to be the situations even more absurd. Even the name "cow," to me, is intrinsically funny.
And so one day I started thinking back on an anthropology course I had in college and how we learned that man used to be defined as "the only animal that made and shaped
tools."
Unfortunately, researchers discovered that certain primates and even some bird species did the same thing—so the definition had to be extended somewhat
to avoid awkward situations such as someone hiring a crew of chimpanzees to remodel their kitchen.
Inevitably, I began thinking about cows, and what if they, too, were discovered as toolmakers.
What would they make? Primitive tools are always, well,
primitive-looking-appearing rather nondescript to the lay person. So, it seemed to me, whatever a cow would make would have to be even a couple notches further down the "skill-o-meter."
I imagined, and subsequently drew, a cow standing next to her workbench, proudly displaying her handiwork (hoofiwork?). The "cow tools" were supposed to be just meaningless artifacts- only the cow or a cowthropologist is supposed to know what they're used for.
The first mistake I made was in thinking this was funny. The second was making one of the tools resemble a crude handsaw-which made already confused people decide that their only hope in understanding the cartoon meant deciphering what the other tools were as well. Of course, they didn't have a chance in hell.
But, for the first time, "Cow tools" awakened me to the fact that my profession was not fust an isolated exercise in the corner of my apartment.

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"Cow tools." Someone sent me the front page of one newspaper
3 B14.)" T was mortified.
which, down in one comer, ran the tease, "Cow Tools: What does it mean? See In the first year or two of drawing The Far Side, I always believed my carter perpetually hung by a thread. And this time I was convinced it had been finally
severed.
Tenically, when the dust had finally seuled and as a result of aft
"aise" it made,
"Cow tools" became more of a boost to The Far Side than
ayahing else.
so, in summary. I drew a really weird, obtuse cartoon that no one understood edwasn't funny and therefore I went on to even greater success and recognition.
Yeah—T like this country.
"The Far Side, a single-panel cartoon by Gary Larson, obviously went too far to the side some time af0 and threw great chunks of the populace into panalto confusion." - Newspaper Columnist, Chicago
"Tasxed 37 people to explain the 'Cow tools' (cartoon) of last weok but with
D0 luck. Could you help?* -Reader, Califomia
"Enclosed is a copy of the 'Cow Tools' cartoon. I have passed it around. I bave posted it on the wall. Conservatively, some 40-odd professionals with detoral degrees in disparate disciplines have examined it. No one understands it. Even my 6-year-old cannot figure it out...We are going bonkers.
Please help. What is the meaning of 'Cow Tools'? What is the
meaning of life?
-Reader, Texas
'We give up. Being intelligent, hard-working men, we don't often say this, but your cartoon has proven to be beyond any of our intellectual capabilities.
•..Is there some significance to this cartoon that eludes us, or have we been completely foolish in our attempts to unravel the mystery behind 'Cow Tools'?" -Reader, California

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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 1d

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"GM" for "Good Murderer" @rayventhegm.bsky.social · 18h

Dreaming of a succubus.

Could have been worse. She could have been hungry for souls!

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PISS_SHITTER @amiyatzin.bsky.social · 9d

due to dysphoria i only play games where I can play as a girl or a kirby. Gordon Freeman is a type of Kirby. Master Chief is a type of girl.

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🏳️‍⚧️Sex Ghost👻🧡🤍🩷 @bossbinks.bsky.social · Apr 29

I want someone to touch my boooobs😭

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"GM" for "Good Murderer" @rayventhegm.bsky.social · 1d

Every time I think maybe it's a bit silly of me to pretend I'm a sexy witch adventurer, I find someone like this to make me feel better about myself.

"GM" for "Good Murderer" @rayventhegm.bsky.social · 1d

Goddess tummy~

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"GM" for "Good Murderer" @rayventhegm.bsky.social · 1d

Oh gosh these two give me life!

"GM" for "Good Murderer" @rayventhegm.bsky.social · 1d

Brings cuteness, creativity and positivity to my timeline. 🙂

Phi @laphicet.bsky.social · 1d

meow :3

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"GM" for "Good Murderer" @rayventhegm.bsky.social · 1d

Damn I may be a basic American bitch but sometimes I love Norman Rockwell.

Internet Archive @archive.org · 1d

It’s #SpookySeason! 👻🕸️

The Internet Archive is serving frights all week. Today’s treat: a 1928 Saturday Evening Post cover by Frederic Stanley of a woman carving a pumpkin 🎃
97 years later & still haunting! 🖤

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