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Rat Dad

Rat Dad

@ratrelax.bsky.social

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30 year old furry pervert, enjoyer of dads, butts, vore and more 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Married in an open relationship 💛 No minors 🔞

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Werewolf Belly @werewolfbelly.bsky.social · 4h

Me: I don't feel like my art is improving 😔

Also me:

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Werewolf Belly @werewolfbelly.bsky.social · 4h

Just a fun little sketch I did for my very good friend @ratrelax.bsky.social because I'm happy he's alive and also GOD he needed a new icon after lugging around the slop on the left for so long XD

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gorilladrama.bsky.social @gorilladrama.bsky.social · 4h

🐀🤤💦
patreon.com/dramamine

"Mmh," the rat started from the other room, gulping a mouthful down... inevitably to where Ethan was, right?, you thought woozily, "I just had an idea--if you liked watching that, are any of your friends free tonight? I could probably hold all three... maybe four, if they're on the skinny side..." The rat crunched another single potato chip before speaking again. "You're a pretty big guy yourshelf, if you wanted to volunteer. I've never eaten shomebody so well-built, I bet you'd be as filling as five of your little twink buddiesh--"

"Hooo, man," you said, face feeling hot as you leaned on the kitchen counter. The anxiety-thrill of the drop; a dark suction drawing you towards that whiskered muzzle. Dale blinked, pausing his mastication to assess you, apparently still waiting for an answer. His small, bright eyes admiring the tree-trunk muscles of your naked thighs and calves, running up to your defined triceps and the lean trim of your abdomen, running back down to your legs, all those hours at the squat-rack..

"Uhh... th-thank you. I could, umm.. I could definitely call up a buddy or two, if you wanted," you manage to mumble."Awh, great!" The big rat grinned, and continued chewing, returning his eyes to the TV. You do a little admiring of your own for a moment; you notice how huge his shaggy grey head is, the gravitous swell of his full stomach pulled taut, the noticeable movement from within (an image you try to forbid yourself from seeing: you and Ethan, together in the dark...)

Rat Dad @ratrelax.bsky.social · 2d

After thorough research, I can confirm, that being gay, is NOT stored in the appendix 🤓

a man with a mustache is holding a piece of paper with the word science written on it .

ALT: a man with a mustache is holding a piece of paper with the word science written on it .

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Rat Dad @ratrelax.bsky.social · 4d

So now im home and settling and frustrated at myself for not being able to tell my friends i love them more because my body is still recovering.

Rat Dad @ratrelax.bsky.social · 4d

Now the wildcard was straight up severe pnuemonia. My oxygen saturation was in the 70s. My lungs were dying off and because that part is pretty straight forward i dont have to say much else about it.

Rat Dad @ratrelax.bsky.social · 4d

2 weeks approximately of 24/7 retching up litres of bile, untill i settle and can re learn how to eat and drink without several iv drips. So that was the background event that was more expected.

Rat Dad @ratrelax.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah recovery was great for 2 days, but because my immune system is crispier than an air frier crumb, i have routine gastreoperisis. My digestion stops, all together, for prolonged periods of time, i cant do a quick fix or soft reboot.

Rat Dad @ratrelax.bsky.social · 4d

So you know why people get the appendix out when it gets a lil infected so it doesnt kill you? I was well passed the stage where it actively kills you.
So, appendix out, now you may be thinking, damn thats rough, glad recovery was so short.

Rat Dad @ratrelax.bsky.social · 4d

the surgeon was apparently shocked at how bad it was, so thats always fun. It was inflamed, so thats the point most people get it removed, but it had also gone gangreenous and burst.

Rat Dad @ratrelax.bsky.social · 4d

the intense fevers and pains are just what my body do as standard and i had my flu and covid jabs explain away the fact i was dying of fever. So they did the standard operation,

Rat Dad @ratrelax.bsky.social · 4d

So my appendix was found to be inflamed and needed removed asap, it had probably been that way for months but as others with ‘high pain tolerances’ - ie people who have had to deal with more than a booboo their entire lives, it went under the radar

Rat Dad @ratrelax.bsky.social · 4d

Putting the summary here of what happened with hospital as only wolfie and suta got the full story and i dont want people pestering them for details if they can just point here, lol

a cartoon scene with the words i liiiiiiiveeeee

ALT: a cartoon scene with the words i liiiiiiiveeeee

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Rat Dad @ratrelax.bsky.social · 5d

Am fully home from hospital now 💛

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Chezy @hungrysock.bsky.social · 19d

you wanna be his next trea-master...?
#vore

Rat Dad @ratrelax.bsky.social · 20d

Still can’t believe i won the shiny pokemon lottery with that alpha Wormadam, that sure was wild-WTF!?!?!?

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FuzzyBumpkins @drakoknight.bsky.social · 24d

Recent commission done for @bigolbarus.bsky.social of him as a “lil” rodent fella.

Rat Dad @ratrelax.bsky.social · 27d

Tacos✨

Suta said to draw a taco so i did, pay no attention to the larger wip it was drawn on :)
Also yes this is a parody of the bluesky admins fucking everything up, search waffles to feel justifiably angry with me

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Fuzzy Pupkins @fuzzypupkins.bsky.social · 28d

Made up a handsome older rat dad fella recently and decided to polish it up and color him up. Was fun to design him.

Hope yall like him too

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Werewolf Belly @werewolfbelly.bsky.social · 29d

Queer people in general eat this shit up lol

And if you say anything then they need to let you know how queer they are and therefore it's ok 🙃

mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @madycast.com · Oct 5

some examples of non-obvious racism in the trans community:

- only talking to/befriending white people, even in the presence of their POC partner. experienced and hear this a ton!

- centering white perspectives and only elevating white people

- your social circles only hang out with white people

Rat Dad @ratrelax.bsky.social · Oct 5

Looking at the price per kg of food has damaged my brain in ways I cant describe.
So. Much. Inflation.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.com · Sep 29

My personal timeline is full of autistic people trying to explain that there isn't more autism than before, it's just that we're better at detecting it, and there's nothing more autistic than hoping explaining something at length will help matters when nobody is really listening.

Rat Dad @ratrelax.bsky.social · Oct 2

Holy shit!?!?!?!?!?
Shiny. Alpha. Wormadam.
✨

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Aspen (but for art) @aspenafterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 28

for @hungryfireguy.bsky.social

#vore

Rat Dad @ratrelax.bsky.social · Sep 29

Did a draw over of a screenie of Hades 2 featuring @werewolfbelly.bsky.social (and the adorable pixel version of wolfie by @srbilyon.stormynights.games )
I did it for the goof and got invested

Draw over of Polyphemus boss fight in Hades 2 featuring my best friend wolfgang who is consensually consenting to a consensual vore