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randymoon.bsky.social
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@randymoon.bsky.social
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greetings federal agents this is a satire account 28 • they/he/she • 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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fire glock with me @randymoon.bsky.social · 22d
new video out now!!! i’ve got a sponsor for this one so plzzz watch and interact with it so they keep sponsoring me lol youtu.be/O7TDXB7H9mo?...
Pokémon GO: A Retrospective
YouTube video by randy moon
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fire glock with me @randymoon.bsky.social · 1h
meanwhile when someone learns my deadname i’m just like yeah haha isn’t that cool
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fire glock with me @randymoon.bsky.social · 1h
i hate when i accidentally learn someone’s deadname i feel like i need to give myself a head injury so i can get amnesia
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fire glock with me @randymoon.bsky.social · 5h
if you’re italian you have three career options: chef, dj or real estate agent
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 1d
Millie Bobby Brown says she dreamed of living in the Windows 3D Objects folder

"When they took it away I cried myself to sleep"

(Source: tinyurl.com/5c97bdsy)
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fire glock with me @randymoon.bsky.social · 1d
“you’re literally 1s and 0s to me man” - nothernlion to a guy in his chat
a poster for absolute cinema shows a man sitting in a chair
ALT: a poster for absolute cinema shows a man sitting in a chair
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fire glock with me @randymoon.bsky.social · 1d
real af honestly
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fire glock with me @randymoon.bsky.social · 2d
Jeremy Allen White Talking To A Wall GIF
ALT: Jeremy Allen White Talking To A Wall GIF
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fire glock with me @randymoon.bsky.social · 2d
i like watching the bear when i’m sad because i know no matter how bad a day i’m having, carmy and the gang are having a worse one
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fire glock with me @randymoon.bsky.social · 2d
just now realizing that my tit is nearly out in the thumbnail…
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fire glock with me @randymoon.bsky.social · 2d
i'm finally doing the 100k subscriber livestream tonight at 6:30 pm est! ask ur questions and come thru youtube.com/live/A0hscxe...
100K SUBSCRIBER SPECIAL 🎉 answering your questions while I eat mom's spaghetti
YouTube video by randy moon
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bimbo.phd
Casey Lucas @bimbo.phd · Jan 16
Similar to my post about "liberation means even for that annoying guy you hate" - weird art includes art you personally don't get, don't like, wouldn't spend money on, find unsettling. Games you wouldn't play. Books you wouldn't read. Decommercialise your preconceptions of what art deserves to exist
shaydh.bsky.social
shaydh 🩸FLEDGLING MANOR OUT NOW🩸 @shaydh.bsky.social · Jan 16
Everyone saying "make weird art!" you better fucking mean it. There better not be an unspoken "but not too weird" tacked on at the end.
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fire glock with me @randymoon.bsky.social · 2d
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sm64dsstars.bsky.social
Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 3d
Instead of a Star... You Have to Find Boobies. Frick. Yes.
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grindagoat.bsky.social
Grinda Goat🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 3d
me
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randymoon.bsky.social
fire glock with me @randymoon.bsky.social · 5d
and that damn second album still isn’t out yet
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fire glock with me @randymoon.bsky.social · 5d
since the last sky ferreira album i have:
- graduated high school
- got a bachelor’s degree
- went back to school 2 more times
- got into and out of an 8 year relationship
- had like 4 different jobs
- moved out of my parents house
- moved back into my parents house
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fire glock with me @randymoon.bsky.social · 5d
i’m gonna start replying “check your wife’s email” to any negative comments i get on my videos
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 5d
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fire glock with me @randymoon.bsky.social · 5d
this is how it felt to be into kpop prior to 2017
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clove.bsky.social
𝖘𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖐𝖓𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖘 @clove.bsky.social · Jan 23
save me, official promo art where misato and ritsuko unambiguously fucked
nge promo art of misato and ritsuko sitting near the edge of a bed with beer cans on the floor
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fire glock with me @randymoon.bsky.social · 7d
i’ve been interested in competitive gaming since i was a kid but i never really saw anyone like me in those spaces so i felt too intimidated to even try and ended up accepting that i would never be that good
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fire glock with me @randymoon.bsky.social · 7d
to clarify, i don’t think men are biologically better at video games or something. it’s just that most competitive gaming spaces are very male dominated and not overly welcoming to girls and women
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fire glock with me @randymoon.bsky.social · 7d
sometimes i think about how good i would be at video games if i was born male
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flammtay.bsky.social
Taylor~! (and Flamm/e) @ BLFC @flammtay.bsky.social · 7d
How ADHD people see the world:
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fire glock with me @randymoon.bsky.social · 7d
i got laid
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 7d
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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