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Raphael 🎄
@ralphy.bsky.social
Easily amused.
Work in tech.
Island boy.
Nerd. ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄
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Pinned
It’s Filipino Heritage Month. If you know a Filipino, suck their d*ck.
Santa doesn’t know you like I do.
December 1, 2025 at 6:08 AM
If your pfp has a Santa Hat, you’re gay.
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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wait wait no i’d like at least 37 more days off of work plz
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Mother-in-law sent me this and I’m high key jelly.
December 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Heaters for the month of December.
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’m going to miss wearing my winter clothes. 🥺
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Can I just be gay in peace. Like wtf.
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The guy with the ass on the hockey show made me forget what I was watching.
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
fat pie friday
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Who else went to war with some of their family yesterday?
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I am thankful for all you horny weirdos ❤️ ilysm
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It’s going to be a twink off for New York’s 12 congressional district.
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Out here. 🌲
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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What day is it??
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Morning
a person is holding a bottle of real man shampoo on a table .
ALT: a person is holding a bottle of real man shampoo on a table .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
He wants to strip Mamdani of his power or does he want to see him strip?
Let’s be clear.

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social got Trump so charmed that Trump posted two photos of the two of them with Franklin Roosevelt’s portrait behind them AND one of just Mamdani and FDR’s portrait.
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
A tale of a boy and his love for bread.
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Are these shorts sl*tty enough?
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
💦
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’m late to the game but Killing Eve is pretty good.
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Since turkey day is coming up, just your daily reminder that if you're arguing with family, please be petty. You don't get a medal for being the bigger person so if a mf go low, you go to hell. Always remember don't stoop to their level, PASS IT because you can go lower than them I promise.
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Reminding me that I'm problematic is like reminding me that I'm beautiful.
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Listening to my work bestie kiki’ing with another person from another department without me.
an older woman is crying while leaning against a door .
ALT: an older woman is crying while leaning against a door .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“Are you worried your favorite is in the Epstein files?”

Pikachu is not on there babes. I’m safe.
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM