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Shiny goth bohemian artist housewife. Woman in tech. Soccer mom. Crafter. Peloton. Tennis player (4.5).
Arsenal/Atlanta/Auburn vs. all y’all.
I identify as a fucking threat.
But also she/they/y’all.
https://cash.app/$RachelNeedsMoney
Arsenal/Atlanta/Auburn vs. all y’all.
I identify as a fucking threat.
But also she/they/y’all.
https://cash.app/$RachelNeedsMoney
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Son, 10: “Mom, have you ever been to a drive-thru zoo?”
Daughter, 10: “He’s using the butler…no, the uh the fire extinguisher for your butt.”
Daughter, 10: “He’s using the butler…no, the uh the fire extinguisher for your butt.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Son, 10: “Mom, have you ever been to a drive-thru zoo?”
Daughter, 10: “He’s using the butler…no, the uh the fire extinguisher for your butt.”
Daughter, 10: “He’s using the butler…no, the uh the fire extinguisher for your butt.”
WAIT OZEMPIC GIVES WOMEN A DRY SAGGY PUSSY?!
December 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
WAIT OZEMPIC GIVES WOMEN A DRY SAGGY PUSSY?!
We all agree that it would’ve been a crime to pass this up, right? How often does a FREE Victorian living room set present itself??
December 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
We all agree that it would’ve been a crime to pass this up, right? How often does a FREE Victorian living room set present itself??
I just had to explain to my 8th grader what “but these minutes are from September” meant.
a woman in a zebra print dress is laying on a tan couch
ALT: a woman in a zebra print dress is laying on a tan couch
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December 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I just had to explain to my 8th grader what “but these minutes are from September” meant.
I love when my husband goes out of town and I can do side quests just for the plot. 😈
December 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I love when my husband goes out of town and I can do side quests just for the plot. 😈
Why do things fall into my lap when I’ve already made other arrangements?? 😂
December 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Why do things fall into my lap when I’ve already made other arrangements?? 😂
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hey is anyone else really fucking exhausted
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
hey is anyone else really fucking exhausted
I really need to start blocking people.
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I really need to start blocking people.
Allowing Instagram full access to my photos just to feel something.
December 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Allowing Instagram full access to my photos just to feel something.
Made my eldest listen to Neon Ballroom. Unsurprisingly, Spawn (Again) was his favorite track.
December 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Made my eldest listen to Neon Ballroom. Unsurprisingly, Spawn (Again) was his favorite track.
Let’s see what these zany Mormon Barbie women are up to.
December 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Let’s see what these zany Mormon Barbie women are up to.
Unintentional OMAD. But on the bright side, at least I ate something.
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Unintentional OMAD. But on the bright side, at least I ate something.
Damn it, I lost access to my burner Telegram account when I switched phones, and my Google Voice number expired, and Google Voice is saying that I can’t use my phone number to get a Google Voice number and to try another number. That’s why I had a Google Voice number! 😂
December 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Damn it, I lost access to my burner Telegram account when I switched phones, and my Google Voice number expired, and Google Voice is saying that I can’t use my phone number to get a Google Voice number and to try another number. That’s why I had a Google Voice number! 😂
This soccer tournament has been such a shit show. 😂
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This soccer tournament has been such a shit show. 😂
I have solved a week-long Apple/iCloud issue despite apparently being technology unsavvy.
a futurama applaud or be destroyed sign is lit up
ALT: a futurama applaud or be destroyed sign is lit up
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December 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I have solved a week-long Apple/iCloud issue despite apparently being technology unsavvy.
Massive decision made.
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Massive decision made.
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“Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Utah Gov. Spencer Cox
Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans a...
theonion.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Utah Gov. Spencer Cox
Seasonal depression is fucking my shit up right now.
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Seasonal depression is fucking my shit up right now.
Cleaning out and vacuuming your car after a road trip with your kids is a top tier feeling.
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Cleaning out and vacuuming your car after a road trip with your kids is a top tier feeling.
Oh my Lord Corbin Trent has the dreamiest Southern accent. 🫠
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Oh my Lord Corbin Trent has the dreamiest Southern accent. 🫠
Once I restore all of my WhatsApp chats and media on a new iPhone, I can delete the backup from iCloud, right? I never back it up unless I’m moving phones so I forget.
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Once I restore all of my WhatsApp chats and media on a new iPhone, I can delete the backup from iCloud, right? I never back it up unless I’m moving phones so I forget.
EVERY IPHONE BOX THAT WAS JUST DELIVERED IS EMPTY.
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
EVERY IPHONE BOX THAT WAS JUST DELIVERED IS EMPTY.
NEW PHONE DAY!!! It’s been over three years since I got a new iPhone, so this is a well deserved upgrade. 😅
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
NEW PHONE DAY!!! It’s been over three years since I got a new iPhone, so this is a well deserved upgrade. 😅