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quiznos @quiznos.bsky.social · 7h

The scariest costume:
"Hello,
My Name Is Bob.

I'm the one...
Who clicks."

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quiznos @quiznos.bsky.social · 22h

It will never make sense to me why it's Update Set Where and not Update Where Set

quiznos @quiznos.bsky.social · 3d

Babies!

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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 3d

why, that's a *steal* for the smart piss ball, and I can't wait to find out how much the monthly subscription for the piss-sniffing service costs, and it'll be so useful, and I won't mind the occasional leaking of data on my leaks until the inevitable shutdown day, when my piss ball is sadly bricked

The Verge @theverge.com · 3d

Withings’ urine scanning health tracker is now available for $350

Replacement cartridges that can last up to three months with semiweekly testing start at $100.

buff.ly

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quiznos @quiznos.bsky.social · 3d

You put with a whole litre to make a handle

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quiznos @quiznos.bsky.social · 3d

"help page as configuration examples, were inadvertently adopted by countless administrators who implemented them verbatim in production environments."

cybersecuritynews.com/hackers-hija...

Hackers Hijacking IIS Servers in The Wild Using Exposed ASP .NET Machine Keys to Inject Malicious Modules

A sophisticated cyberattack campaign targeting Microsoft Internet Information Services (IIS) servers has emerged, exploiting decades-old security vulnerabilities to deploy malicious modules that enabl...

cybersecuritynews.com

quiznos @quiznos.bsky.social · 3d

Is blueteam oriented software and hardware... "beneware"?

quiznos @quiznos.bsky.social · 3d

People who use Q&A sections to provide commentary, corrections, "in my experience," and answers to attendees when they aren't the presenter themselves: FUCK OFF.

It is a time allotted for you to ask questions.
It is NOT open mic night.

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quiznos @quiznos.bsky.social · 3d

You don't need AI.
You don't need custom software.
Heck, you don't even need to delegate.
You *just* need to type =Xlookup(

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Case @caseker.bsky.social · 3d

In hell, everyone has three-foot long spoons for arms at an infinite soup table, unable to reach their mouths.

Heaven is identical, but the people feed one another.

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quiznos @quiznos.bsky.social · 4d

Surely auto manufacturers were lobbying only for customer safety and not to force your data into their wallets when showing up to promote "no touch" to law makers throughout the past year... And this is purely coincidental... Right?

news.dealershipguy.com/p/gm-to-phas...

GM to phase out Apple CarPlay and Android Auto across all vehicles by 2028

GM’s decision to eliminate Apple CarPlay and Android Auto marks a significant shift toward owning its software ecosystem, and the data that comes with it.

news.dealershipguy.com

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quiznos @quiznos.bsky.social · 4d

Alok Gupta is a douche weasel

www.wired.com/story/real-e...

Real Estate Is Entering Its AI Slop Era

Fake video walk-throughs, a magically expanding loft, and stair hallucinations are just some of the new AI-generated features house hunters are coming across.

www.wired.com

quiznos @quiznos.bsky.social · 4d

If you ever feel like you're doing everything right, you're missing something.
The inverse of this is also just as true.

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quiznos @quiznos.bsky.social · 4d

If everyone owned a bowling ball instead of a rectangle the world would be a better place

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quiznos @quiznos.bsky.social · 7d

No comment
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...

GM lays off hundreds of salaried workers as part of profit push

Most of the cuts occurred at the automaker's Warren Technical Center and were due to "business conditions," the company told affected workers.

www.detroitnews.com

quiznos @quiznos.bsky.social · 7d

BOWLING DAY!!!

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quiznos @quiznos.bsky.social · 8d

A good one for the wireless homies

www.iflscience.com/elon-musks-c...

Elon Musk's Classified "Starshield" Satellites Are Emitting An Unusual Signal, Amateur Astronomer Finds

170 spacecraft in the classified constellation are emitting odd signals. It's unclear why.

www.iflscience.com

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quiznos @quiznos.bsky.social · 8d

Is it perfect? No.
But it's super good enough and you learned how to do a thing

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quiznos @quiznos.bsky.social · 8d

Fold a standard sticky note into an S & flatten it.
Open it up, draw long lines on the folds.
Fold it back to where it was, then in half.
Open, draw lines, refold.
Fold another in half, open, add short lines.
In the middle of all your lines, add shorter lines.
Then 1 more, but dots.
You have a 3" 📏

A three inch ruler with 1/4 inch tactile designations and 1/16 inch visible ones made from a sticky note

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Lukasz Olejnik @lukaszolejnik.bsky.social · 10d

The most ridiculous demonstration would, of course, be a webpage which (to simplify) just makes the AI agent running the web browser make it leak all user data. Good luck!

Lukasz Olejnik @lukaszolejnik.bsky.social · 10d

AI-powered web browsers introduce new classes of security and privacy vulnerabilities. New ways to steal private information, loose reputation, and money. Uses in offensive cyber and propaganda are also imaginable.

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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 10d

Scathing, but all too obviously accurate, take on the AWS outage by @quinnypig.com.

You're engaging in professional malpractice if you don't share this with your stakeholders. Corey may be an engineer, but he communicates about the issues in an accessible manner.
www.theregister.com/2025/10/20/a...

Amazon brain drain finally caught up with AWS

column: When your best engineers log off for good, don’t be surprised when the cloud forgets how DNS works

www.theregister.com

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himham @himham.bsky.social · 10d

I'm not mincing words anymore.

We need to stop pretending like the New York Times is news.

FreeLinkophant sHELLey B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 10d

www.niemanlab.org/2025/02/the-...

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quiznos @quiznos.bsky.social · 10d

Ingrassia is OUT

www.npr.org/2025/10/21/n...

Trump pick to lead watchdog agency withdraws after offensive text messages revealed

President Donald Trump 's pick to lead a federal watchdog agency withdrew from consideration Tuesday evening, after his offensive text messages were made public and GOP senators revolted.

www.npr.org

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Preorder Read This When Things Fall Apart @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 11d

I don’t know why some people struggle with the idea that other folks experience life differently. What you find tedious, someone else cherishes as ritual or routine. This is basic people stuff y’all.

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Inclusive Little Unicorn 🅅 @emmie.bsky.social · 10d

If it quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck...

If he texts like a Nazi (and claims to be), he's probably a Nazi

Interesting how these people keep popping up surrounding Trump and throughout the Republican Party

A screenshot of an article in Politico entitled "Trump nominee says MLK Jr. holiday belongs in 'hell' and that he has 'Nazi streak,' according to texts"

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