Mayor of Funkytown
@quasarfunk.bsky.social
370 followers 410 following 2.2K posts
everything is vibes
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Bottom right photographed in a K-Mart parking lot circa 1987
*frantically reading “others receiving votes”
I see you got the antigravity ones
I was singing it to Uptown Girl
I have to do my enemas with tea now
Reposted by Mayor of Funkytown
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
Reposted by Mayor of Funkytown
Every passing day reveals that this is the fundamental crux of the shutdown: whether we will have a government or collapse into dictatorship
If I’m running messaging, the word on the street is that Democrats are refusing to fund a dictatorship. Either Article 1 means something or nobody gets anything.
*uses abacus
*becomes physicist
Reposted by Mayor of Funkytown
This is what Republicans want.
A musician, Oriana Korol, was peacefully playing clarinet with her protest band outside ICE facilities in Portland, OR.

When the band started playing “Ghostbusters,” ICE thugs suddenly poured outside, slammed her into the mud, arrested her and took her to a jail 9 miles away in Vancouver, WA.
Musician playing ‘Ghostbusters’ outside ICE facility is arrested by agents
‘Taking us citizens out of state to detain them without charge is a new action from the Feds and should be opposed,’ her band said
www.independent.co.uk
Reposted by Mayor of Funkytown
I just checked and this is real. It's on Border Patrol's official Instagram (I don't see it on Facebook) and is being celebrated by Nazis on Twitter, as you can see in the screenshot.

The clip is just 13 seconds long too, so it's a very intentional thing. We've got a Nazi government.
probably because he’s so incredibly stupid
Reposted by Mayor of Funkytown
ICE agents surrounded, seized, and zip-tied a U.S. citizen who had just finished working a double shift because she didn’t “look” American to them.

She had her U.S. passport on her when she was detained, yet she was interrogated for an hour. trib.al/hDC7Vgv
but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
what’s another word for “illegal killings”
Rep. Jim Himes on Trump blowing up boats in the Caribbean: "The White House has not shared what they believe their legal justification is. They did put out a memo. I will tell you based on what I know now and the reading of that memo, these are illegal killings."
Reposted by Mayor of Funkytown
Has lived in the US since he was NINE MONTHS OLD.
After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him
Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.
www.miamiherald.com