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Stephen
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Chartered imbecile. World lawn darts champion 2014. Former Miss Haven Holidays. Owns UK's largest collection of keys. My username came free in a box of Frosties
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Have never been so excited to step on a train as I was when this one pulled into Reading earlier
No, but, who is Madeline, actually?
One of the best films ever
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Anyone know what time this is happening
I hope this is how you find out Mamdani is mayor elect of New York
Yeah, I think I might go for that one. Now I just have to try to find some wall tiles that go with it!
Yeah, it’s really hard to pick everything at once! I think I might go for the last one and try to pick out one of the blue shades as a highlight colour.
This is my favourite too, but I don’t know what I could get for the walls that would match. There aren’t that many different colours in it so I think it’d have to be exactly right, which is hard.
I’m trying to choose tiles for my new bathroom floor and I need help! Opinions please on these three:
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Inanimate, feelingless plane sprayed with paint: Terrorism.

People literally terrorised in an enclosed metal box by knife wielding maniac(s?): Not Terrorism.

Clown Country.
“Ooh, they’ve changed the design, that’s cool!”
*5 minutes later*
“Yeah, that sucks. I want the old one back.”
My Hallowe’en 2025 costume…
Chicken Jockey.
Watch out for the chicken. He looks nice but he has a vicious streak a mile wide.
🤣🤦🏻‍♂️
For the next series of the Traitors they should tell everyone they’re a Faithful. See how long it takes them to figure it out.
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Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
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Pac-Man has hit hard times 😪
I’m so sorry for your loss
I’m going as a man riding a giant chicken. I got this costume before realising I’m going to get lots of cock jokes all night.
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Minority representation on TV causes outrage

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
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Our latest Westminster voting intention (26-27 Oct) has Labour on their lowest figure ever recorded by YouGov, with the Greens on their highest

Reform UK: 27% (+1 from 19-20 Oct)
Labour: 17% (-3)
Conservatives: 17% (=)
Greens: 16% (+1)
Lib Dems: 15% (=)
SNP: 3% (-1)

yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
Oh, lovely! I went travelling round Australia about 15 years ago - it was amazing.
Oh wow! Have a great trip! Whereabouts are you going?
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Zack Polanski is looking like a very good alternative at the moment 🙂