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Stephen

@qqzm.bsky.social

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Chartered imbecile. World lawn darts champion 2014. Former Miss Haven Holidays. Owns UK's largest collection of keys. My username came free in a box of Frosties

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 1d

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Shakin', not Stevensed @misslucyp.bsky.social · 3d

Have never been so excited to step on a train as I was when this one pulled into Reading earlier

Front end of GWR train, named 'Shania Train'

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Bold Politics with Zack Polanski @boldpolitics.bsky.social · 3d

It's happening

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 3d

No, but, who is Madeline, actually?

Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 3d

One of the best films ever

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 3d

Anyone know what time this is happening

LiLBaz @lilbazza.bsky.social · 3d

I hope this is how you find out Mamdani is mayor elect of New York

METRO EXCLUSIVE

Alan Dershowitz sayshe wwll blow his brains out on live TV' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYCmayor

By Carl Campanile and Rich Calder Published July 19, 2025, 3:31 p.m. ET
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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah, I think I might go for that one. Now I just have to try to find some wall tiles that go with it!

Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah, it’s really hard to pick everything at once! I think I might go for the last one and try to pick out one of the blue shades as a highlight colour.

Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 4d

This is my favourite too, but I don’t know what I could get for the walls that would match. There aren’t that many different colours in it so I think it’d have to be exactly right, which is hard.

Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 5d

I’m trying to choose tiles for my new bathroom floor and I need help! Opinions please on these three:

A green bath in front of a bathroom wall tiled with green, blue, white and peach matt tiles.

A tiled bathroom floor with blue stars and pink flowers tessellating. A small wooden table has a bottle, a looter and a bar of soap.

A bathroom with a pink bath, golden towel rail, red bath mat and matt pink and blue patterned tiles.

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Emily Shepherd @emi.ly · 6d

Inanimate, feelingless plane sprayed with paint: Terrorism.

People literally terrorised in an enclosed metal box by knife wielding maniac(s?): Not Terrorism.

Clown Country.

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 6d

“Ooh, they’ve changed the design, that’s cool!”
*5 minutes later*
“Yeah, that sucks. I want the old one back.”

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 7d

My Hallowe’en 2025 costume…
Chicken Jockey.
Watch out for the chicken. He looks nice but he has a vicious streak a mile wide.

Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 8d

🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 8d

For the next series of the Traitors they should tell everyone they’re a Faithful. See how long it takes them to figure it out.

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · Sep 10

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

A drawing of ET waving at us on the cardboard packaging for a 1980s product called "E.T. Punch Balls"

As this is a repost of a Feb 2023 tweet of mine, found here https://x.com/DemonTomatoDave/status/1623464715077795840?s=19 , I have taken this photo from the No Context E.T. account who posted it there, and who originally I retweeted.

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Halloweeno @vimtotime.bsky.social · 8d

Pac-Man has hit hard times 😪

A pac-man type character saying Feed me nappies, wipes, sanitary products & litter

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 8d

I’m so sorry for your loss

Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 9d

I’m going as a man riding a giant chicken. I got this costume before realising I’m going to get lots of cock jokes all night.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 10d

Minority representation on TV causes outrage

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

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YouGov @yougov.co.uk · 11d

Our latest Westminster voting intention (26-27 Oct) has Labour on their lowest figure ever recorded by YouGov, with the Greens on their highest

Reform UK: 27% (+1 from 19-20 Oct)
Labour: 17% (-3)
Conservatives: 17% (=)
Greens: 16% (+1)
Lib Dems: 15% (=)
SNP: 3% (-1)

yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...

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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 11d

Oh, lovely! I went travelling round Australia about 15 years ago - it was amazing.

Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 11d

Oh wow! Have a great trip! Whereabouts are you going?

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khois1.bsky.social @khois1.bsky.social · 12d

Zack Polanski is looking like a very good alternative at the moment 🙂

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