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Matt πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸ€β€πŸ‘¨πŸΌ | Essex | data geek | nerdy homo | afol (Lego) | dog parent | whovian | gin guzzler | self care | mental health | LGBTQIA+ @pwhinge on IG & Letterboxd
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It’s my ultimate I’m sad and need cheering up films, that and Mean Girls or Aladdin. Not a Poppins fan tbh
Answered my own question by opening Netflix. I know what I’m doing tomorrow night
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This is Wilson. He's attempting to lick the peanut butter off his nose. Just hasn't figured out how his tongue works yet. 12/10 (TT: fitler.furry.friends)
I think I’ve finally recovered from the antics of the weekend… πŸ€•
Too cold for me right now πŸ₯Ά
Who likes short shorts πŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
We’ve arrived in Chester. Blissful train journey, few cans deep. Just waiting for the others to arrive
3rd train of the day already. Enroute to Chester
All from one senile old man with a colostomy bag and another with a worm in his brain
On what feels like the coldest day of autumn this far, my bank sends me this… 🀣🀣
I was really conflicted by the new Tron movie. Gillian Anderson was criminally underused. Visually impressive, batshit story and Jared Leto as an AI bot worked, but only because he lacks any personality. I will probably rewatch it, but only as visual chewing gum
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Don't put "attended agile meetings" or similar on your CV: attending meetings is not an achievement worth celebrating. Tell me about how you managed to cancel all the crap meetings, then I might hire you.
They’re repugnant, the smell, the texture, that sauce 🀒🀒🀒
Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again and one song you can't stand.

Baked Beans
Beau is Afraid
Baby Shark 🀣
Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again and one song you can't stand.

Most types of egg
Lord Of The Rings
We Have All The Time In The World
Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again and one song you can't stand.

Tripe
Manchester by the Sea
Red Red Wine
Love getting dispatch notification emails for things that have already been delivered 🀣
Go in 🀣 I’m a app order princess, sod talking to anyone