Pinned
d-bod
@pusz.bsky.social
· Nov 24
allen dulles doesn't get enough hate on this site
Reposted by d-bod
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Reposted by d-bod
a mattress without sheets is like a hairless cat, just something off about it
June 7, 2025 at 6:22 AM
a mattress without sheets is like a hairless cat, just something off about it
Reposted by d-bod
terrified to feel optimistic about anything but god, Zohran really is so good
June 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
terrified to feel optimistic about anything but god, Zohran really is so good
Reposted by d-bod
CNN cutting live to their Italian correspondent: eyyy we gotta pope here
May 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
CNN cutting live to their Italian correspondent: eyyy we gotta pope here
Reposted by d-bod
I think a lot about what Carl Sagan said in one of his final interviews.
May 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I think a lot about what Carl Sagan said in one of his final interviews.
Reposted by d-bod
Reposted by d-bod
Carl Sagan explains how the ancient Greeks knew the Earth was round and calculated its circumference over 2,000 years ago.
April 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Carl Sagan explains how the ancient Greeks knew the Earth was round and calculated its circumference over 2,000 years ago.
Reposted by d-bod
he definitely killed fewer people like 98% of popes and really that's all you can ask for rip buddy
April 21, 2025 at 8:08 AM
he definitely killed fewer people like 98% of popes and really that's all you can ask for rip buddy
Reposted by d-bod
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
soooo, 25th amendment anyone?
April 3, 2025 at 8:17 AM
soooo, 25th amendment anyone?
Maybe maybe maaaaybe we shouldn’t let South Africans in if they don’t understand what the first amendment really means.
March 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Maybe maybe maaaaybe we shouldn’t let South Africans in if they don’t understand what the first amendment really means.
Reposted by d-bod
The Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
Writing Fellowship, Summer 2025 at The Onion
jobs.gusto.com
March 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
Reposted by d-bod
apparent = 🔍
a parent = 🤰
a parent = 🤰
March 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
apparent = 🔍
a parent = 🤰
a parent = 🤰
Reposted by d-bod
So God created the world in 7 days, showed it to the other Gods, and after a few moments of uncomfortable silence, one of them said: “The important thing is that you like it.”
March 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
So God created the world in 7 days, showed it to the other Gods, and after a few moments of uncomfortable silence, one of them said: “The important thing is that you like it.”
Ladies and gentlemen, my timeline
February 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, my timeline
i wanna win the lottery so I can move into a 2 bedroom apartment
December 11, 2024 at 1:02 PM
i wanna win the lottery so I can move into a 2 bedroom apartment
Reposted by d-bod
Cookie anatomy 101
November 24, 2024 at 9:37 AM
Cookie anatomy 101
allen dulles doesn't get enough hate on this site
November 24, 2024 at 4:09 AM
allen dulles doesn't get enough hate on this site
i'm eating nothing but cole slaw today and there's not a damn thing you can do about it
November 18, 2024 at 10:28 PM
i'm eating nothing but cole slaw today and there's not a damn thing you can do about it
Reposted by d-bod
Tim Walz: "How great is gonna be just not to see him on TV anymore?"
November 2, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Tim Walz: "How great is gonna be just not to see him on TV anymore?"
