yall gotta stop posting about attending protests ESPECIALLY when there are other peoples unmasked faces in photos you post. its already known that ICE is monitoring bsky. staying safe isnt just about at the protest, its about everything after too.

i just showed this photo to someone who lived in dc for a few years, his eyes got so big and he mumbled ‘i didnt know it could do that’ (be that empty) LMAO

top 5 things said to my dog today:

- you are not a qualified gallbladder surgeon

- you arent allowed on the couch because you are an unclaimed dependent and use of the couch is a tax deductible benefit

- the economy will do better when you get a job

- this is why you failed the LSAT

- himbo

THE BABIES ARE HERE!!!! 7 one day old swedish flowerhens and 5 two week old hedemoras. #backyardchickens here i come!

not feeling super well today (i think i overexerted myself playing a concert!!) so im relaxing on tbe couch and miss snuggles is living up to her name 🐈‍⬛🧶

*explaining to my son my idea of having a giant dog rescue where all the dogs are trained to sniff out various diseases and you can pay $100 to walk through and have a dog diagnose you by scent*

my son: you could call it “plague dogters”

me: I have given birth to a genius

yippie!!! i finally reached the first color change on my knit sweater! 1 hank down, 3-4 to go :) 🧶

This just in - we're getting reports that Big Balls has sprayed chrome paint into his mouth, screamed, "WITNESS ME!" and is now driving a VW Beetle covered in spikes in the direction of Pennsylvania Avenue. More as the story develops.

hercules BEAST. pluto and his son aa posing

(but i am 100% aware that this is also a major issue for people who are autistic that cant access necessary support because theyre ‘too high functioning’)

i know that im far from the only person in this situation, and it’s so frustrating to know that so many of us need help and the resources just do not exist because we “function good enough”.

note: i am not autistic, we think my issues come from my nasty ocd-adhd-brain damage wombo combo

man. getting care as a high functioning person with sensory processing issues is so difficult. my therapist is doing her best to find a specialist but literally everyone near my city only works with cases that are unable to live/function alone or who need work assistance..

wake up babe new toontown meme format dropped

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

the MAHA health report is probably ai generated given it cites papers that dont exist and that’s just. really funny to me

ordering the evil sonic drink that makes me evil so i can be evil on #ffxiv duty finder (dirty twisted lime red bull recharger)

note: i havent sewed anything since 2019 when i got my sewing machine, failed to use my sewing machine, lost the pedal, and gave up

i have the urge to sew for some reason- i want to modify some of my skirts

those bigass goofy twisty straws become a lifesaver when im bedridden fr. the ones that are words extend out to the side and make it wayyy easier to hydrate if that helps. gatorade and soup broth is better than nothing 🤣
carbs having crumbs is a crime though, impossible to eat laying down for me

god i feel this, i want soup to be reasonably consumed without sitting up

Crochet and knit pattern writers. I am begging you. PLEASE make your pattern, or a version of your pattern that is printer friendly. Your cute designed pattern is lovely... but I desperately need y'all to think of your end user.

A SOLID black or full color background is absolutely not necessary. 🧶

was so energized for the day and looking forward to clean(!!!) and try sewing tonight and boom. migraine. WEARY.

happy spring, why does my ankle insufficiency get so much worse when its warm out 🤦‍♀️ ive twisted my ankle TWICE today just walking around my houseee