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thebeaverton.com
Huge Black Friday lineup turns out to just be for Food Bank
Huge Black Friday lineup turns out to just be for Food Bank
HAMILTON, ON - Local residents this morning report driving past an excitingly long lineup and assuming it was for a blowout Black Friday sale, before realizing that it was just a regular queue for a b...
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November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Voyager scene. Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct adjunct of Unimatrix-01, is seen up close absolutely devouring a big ol' turkey leg like some kind of vicious animal. It's one of those tin foil wrapped Renaissance festival turkey legs, absolute unit. Closed caption reads: (ravenous growling)
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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rjb-mallacore.bsky.social
For those who didn't get to watch. I was part of the fan roundtable to discuss the new up coming Stargate series. Thank you to Dial the Gate and Gateworld for having me on.

Check out the whole video here.
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🔴LIVE Stargate Fans Roundtable On Stargate's RETURN (Part 1)
YouTube video by GateWorld
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November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
welcome to the club, wolves
Parody of the Far Side Cow Tools cartoon. A wolf is standing on its hind legs behind a table with a crab trap, a bait cup, and a buoy on it. A rope going from the trap to the buoy is being loosely held by the middle in the wolf's mouth. Caption reads, "Wolf tools."
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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thebeaverton.com
Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
VEVEY, SWITZERLAND - Nestlé executives gathered from around the world to announce their grave concern regarding the impact that artificial intelligence’s water consumption will have on their own abili...
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November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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pattymo.com
The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat
December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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thebeaverton.com
"Trump is a pedophile" email raises questions about whether Trump is a pedophile
"Trump is a pedophile" email raises questions about whether Trump is a pedophile
WASHINGTON, D.C. – With many of Jeffrey Epstein’s documents and emails now available to the public, subtle messages from the disgraced financer like “Donald Trump is a sex criminal I have done sex cri...
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November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Picard's ready room. Picard is sitting like a normal guy at a desk in his uniform and across him is a hoighty toighty looking Vulcan lady with a tall hat and some fancy official looking clothing and accessories sitting across from him. Standing with hands resting on the 3rd chair is Mr. Data, in uniform. Closed caption reads, "Mr. Data, based"
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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noiselund.bsky.social
Rich and Jack sings about dismemberment and dietary indifference, Mike asks a lady to join him at the club and Noiselund finds an old Casio. Set to some Halloweenwave.

From: @redlettermedia.com ‬Best of the Worst: Halloween 2025

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Noiselund feat. Red Letter Media - Guts Or Brain
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November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
purpledrazi.bsky.social
"A broken bat can be a symbol for your broken dreams"
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
any questions?
edited screenshots from the "Haunted Elevator (David Pumpkins)" sketch on SNL. A couple (labeled "newspaper readers") riding the haunted elevator ask "Okay, yeah yeah. And cow tools is..." Tom Hanks with cow horns (labeled"Gary Larson") wearing a goofy pumpkin jacket and an even goofier face stands between two guys in skeleton costumes behind a table with 4 crude tools on it and says "Its OWN thang!" The confused passengers continue, "And the wierd saw is..." To which the skeletons respond in unison, "PART OF IT."
October 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
purpledrazi.bsky.social
The perfect storm at the local pizzeria

1) Raining like crazy
2) World series baseball game (this time in Canada!!)
3) Halloween
a blue jays mascot on a baseball field
ALT: a blue jays mascot on a baseball field
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November 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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captainjellico.bsky.social
It's the thought that counts #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #Halloween
Panel 1 - Jellico: With Halloween approaching, I got you something special. Panel 2 - Deanna: Really? How nice. Panel 3 - It's a Standard Duty Uniform(from Quark's so you know it's "quality" Panel 4 - Deanna, ashamed she walked right into that one.
October 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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thebeaverton.com
Terrified Jays fan still trapped inside Game 3
Terrified Jays fan still trapped inside Game 3
TORONTO - Following a World Series game against the LA Dodgers that went into multiple extra innings, local Blue Jays fan Mike Cortner reports that he appears to be trapped inside a metaphysical priso...
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October 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
people opening the funny papers in October 1982:
edited screenshots from I Think You Should Leave. Tim Robinson appears distressed as he looks out of a car from the driver seat. there are 4 crude cow tools resting on the windowsill. he says, "I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm scared."
October 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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ryannorth.ca
My favourite of the Cow Tools edits
Calvin demanding his dad show him Cow Tools, which ends with them staring, confused, at Cow Tools
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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redlettermedia.com
Best of the Worst: Halloween 2025
Best of the Worst: Halloween 2025
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October 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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thebeaverton.com
Ford blames Jays playoff ticket gouging on asshole premier who scrapped Ticketmaster law in 2019
Ford blames Jays playoff ticket gouging on asshole premier who scrapped Ticketmaster law in 2019
QUEEN’S PARK - After resale tickets to the Blue Jays’ World Series immediately skyrocketed into the thousands of dollars, Ontario Premier Doug Ford held a press conference to place the blame solely on...
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October 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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redlettermedia.com
Freddy vs. Jason - re:View
Freddy vs. Jason - re:View
YouTube video by RedLetterMedia
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October 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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colinsmith.bsky.social
I’m repeating myself, but it deserves saying again: IDW’s Star Trek Lower Decks comics are Very Good Indeed & there’s a darn good chance you’ll love them too. The stories by Ryan North & his colleagues are witty & clever & enthralling. Why miss out? Opt in. Don’t make me beam over & repeat myself.
September 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
purpledrazi.bsky.social
Whelp, I made this meeting invite with my former manager 10 years ago, and they've only got one day left to go. Anytime now #MarsOne , lol
September 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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erikmalinowski.bsky.social
marge simpson krumping
September 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
purpledrazi.bsky.social
#Babylon5 #Gorash7
September 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM