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Claire

Claire

@puppetperson.bsky.social

140 followers 150 following 570 posts

I need to make better use of my time But i wont

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Apr 28

A huge group of people are in a giant hole in the middle of a rolling field. There is a large sign with an arrow pointing to the hole that says "HOLE." Suddenly the group's attention turns to a new hole, complete with a giant sign with an arrow pointing to it that says "NEW HOLE." One person points to the new hole and says "hey look! Someone made a new hole!" The mass clamours out of the old hole and makes a bee-line toward the new hole. It's chaos. One person, now situated in the new hole says "this feels like how the old hole used to feel." Another person nods in agreement.

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Pintbaby @pintbaby.bsky.social · 26d

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 26d

A very happy Monday to everyone at Residential Tenancies Board who have just been handed their greatest bargaining tool.

"I really hope you never want to get into politics."

Claire @puppetperson.bsky.social · 26d

He's blue for an AMAZING reason

Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 27d

episode 091

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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 26d

episode 081

Claire @puppetperson.bsky.social · Sep 10

I suppose

Claire @puppetperson.bsky.social · Sep 10

I think the reprisals will overshadow this.

Claire @puppetperson.bsky.social · Sep 10

I feel empathy for the family of charlie kirk even if i shed no tears for him.

Claire @puppetperson.bsky.social · Jul 27

same

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sara @sarasoci.al · Jul 27

i transitioned because for as long as i can remember i always wanted to be insufferable

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onion person @junlper.beer · Jul 18

this is getting next to no media attention and it’s horrifying. transphobes weren’t going to stop at bathrooms, no hormones for minors, they are going to keep pushing until it’s entirely illegal and no one is standing up for us other than trans people

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · Jul 19

Watching The Lions but shaking my head any time a non-Irish player touches the ball so everyone knows I disagree with it.

Claire @puppetperson.bsky.social · Jul 13

The insane thing is that even after a fix so many people posted about this that even after the fix it still makes comments about will

Grok once again making odd sexual comments about will stancil even after its fix.

Claire @puppetperson.bsky.social · Jul 9

The very innappropriate prompts sent to grok

Claire @puppetperson.bsky.social · Jul 9

i can send it if you really wanna know but its gross and weirdly racialised.

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onion person @junlper.beer · Jul 9

my favorite part about bluesky is that it has all the people in the world that still don’t know what the onion is

Claire @puppetperson.bsky.social · Jul 9

doing my best to use this site more often!
also taking recs for any specific accounts you guys think i may like.

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · Jul 9

"i'm a brunette"

okay i'm stopping right there i don't need to read the rest of the post. can someone tell this guy he should transition already

AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @askaubry.com · Jul 9

How much you want to bet it hasn't nothing to do with his height?

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Being 5'11 has ruined my Life

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I'm a brunette, 20-year-old man with a stocky build and some traditionally attractive facial features. However, I am 5'11.6. I've never had a girlfriend only hooked up with a few women I wasn't attracted to. I'm constantly rejected both by 5'7 + (because we are supposedly too similar in height) and 5'4 > (because they're all obsessed with having a tall man). These circumstances have made me spend the last few years in cycles of depression. I work out and eat a high-protein diet to try and get the best phsyic I can to compensate for my height. I have theoretically made progress going from being completely bitchless to my minor victories. I don't see it improving and feel like my life is over despite my best efforts.

Claire @puppetperson.bsky.social · Jul 8

🫦 the funniest emoji of all time.

Claire @puppetperson.bsky.social · Jul 8

women in the workplace has raised generations of people with mommy issues :p

Claire @puppetperson.bsky.social · Jul 8

yesterday was the first day in a while where i got any time to myself. aside from the submissives that love to slide into my DM's...

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onion person @junlper.beer · Jul 8

first time i’ve seen someone unprompted admit to wrongdoing

Claire @puppetperson.bsky.social · Jul 8

the bazaar seemed like incomprehensible nonsense to me so this is a huge step up for me too

Claire @puppetperson.bsky.social · Jul 8

the last thing a bottle of whiskey sees when i enter the pub

Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · Jul 8

episode 046