Barbarian
@puncmd.bsky.social
Former child star. Emancipated from my parents at 15. Tied for 3rd most appearances on The Love Boat. You probably know me from iCarly.
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Barbarian
@puncmd.bsky.social
· Oct 12
My love language is potato
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I love this guy's speedrunning effort to become the biggest dipshit in the league
go hawks
go hawks
Puka Nacua stands firm that concussions are not real, but admits ACL tears are legitimate injuries.
www.reddit.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I love this guy's speedrunning effort to become the biggest dipshit in the league
go hawks
go hawks
Good god
SNL's Lazy Sunday is now closer in time to the Challenger explosion than to the present day
20 years ago tonight, Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell enjoyed a Lazy Sunday:
December 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Good god
Apparently I’m practicing for my author photo on the book jacket look
December 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Apparently I’m practicing for my author photo on the book jacket look
I think social media peaked in 2015. Since then it’s been a race to the bottom. I think that’s why I’ve resorted to posting mostly mundane shit.
Anyway, I’m making white enchiladas for dinner.
Anyway, I’m making white enchiladas for dinner.
December 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I think social media peaked in 2015. Since then it’s been a race to the bottom. I think that’s why I’ve resorted to posting mostly mundane shit.
Anyway, I’m making white enchiladas for dinner.
Anyway, I’m making white enchiladas for dinner.
TikTok - Make Your Day
www.tiktok.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I didn’t intend to drink a whole bottle of wine tonight, but here we are
December 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I didn’t intend to drink a whole bottle of wine tonight, but here we are
Good. Fuck that guy.
BREAKING: Michigan fired head football coach Sherrone Moore due to violation of university policy, the school announced.
An investigation found Moore had engaged in an inappropriate relationship with a staff member, Michigan AD Warde Manuel said in a statement.
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www.nytimes.com/athletic/687...
An investigation found Moore had engaged in an inappropriate relationship with a staff member, Michigan AD Warde Manuel said in a statement.
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www.nytimes.com/athletic/687...
December 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Good. Fuck that guy.
If you could hire an actor to look and act like your dead grandma, would you?
That would be super weird right?
How is this different or better?
That would be super weird right?
How is this different or better?
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If you could hire an actor to look and act like your dead grandma, would you?
That would be super weird right?
How is this different or better?
That would be super weird right?
How is this different or better?
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
Another successful Santa day. Raised over $500 for the rescue.
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Another successful Santa day. Raised over $500 for the rescue.
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I might not have good advice, but I DO have boobs and baked goods. That's basically therapy, right?
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I might not have good advice, but I DO have boobs and baked goods. That's basically therapy, right?
Office is closed. Got 5” overnight.
a woman in a red sweater is looking out a window with the words snow day written below her
Alt: a woman in a red sweater is looking out a window with the words snow day written below her
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December 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Office is closed. Got 5” overnight.
2-4” coming over night. And I mean snow you weirdos. This isn’t a penis post. Get a life.
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
2-4” coming over night. And I mean snow you weirdos. This isn’t a penis post. Get a life.
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An hour in a Rage Room might fix me.
or not.
or not.
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
An hour in a Rage Room might fix me.
or not.
or not.
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Not sure this mayonnaise man is going to really inspire voters who are being crushed and killed by Trump's fascist regime.
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Not sure this mayonnaise man is going to really inspire voters who are being crushed and killed by Trump's fascist regime.
95% of all elected officials are really just three corporate lobbyists in a trench coat.
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
95% of all elected officials are really just three corporate lobbyists in a trench coat.
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Strong floor no ceiling? What? Here's a better slogan: Burn it all down.
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Strong floor no ceiling? What? Here's a better slogan: Burn it all down.
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Temu Barack Obama strikes again
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Temu Barack Obama strikes again
That turkey is dryer than Ben Shapiro’s wife.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
That turkey is dryer than Ben Shapiro’s wife.
All is right with the world again. Ohio State back on top and ❌ichigan is back to little bro status.
November 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
All is right with the world again. Ohio State back on top and ❌ichigan is back to little bro status.
Come on Buckeyes! Let’s wrap this up.
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Come on Buckeyes! Let’s wrap this up.
One more week till I’m pet store Santa. I think I ate enough yesterday to not need to take Santa belly.
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
One more week till I’m pet store Santa. I think I ate enough yesterday to not need to take Santa belly.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...