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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 4h

To clarify: Cisgender Heterosexuals are also encouraged to drop some ducats into the dish as well. You will receive massive karma points if you do!

Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 5h

Hello there, fellow gender variants!
Please help my friend Mae if you can.,)

Mae Dean @maegodhavemercy.com · 18h

Hey folks - we’re still trying to get our rent paid up, and our landlord is threatening to give us a 3-day notice if we don’t make a payment immediately.

If there’s anything you can do to help, we could really use it.

PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy

Pay Real Life Comics using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/maegodhavemercy and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 6d

English is a hella difficult language to navigate sometimes, even for native users.
I don't use a carabiner for many reasons, including the fact that I often wear leggings or dresses, but I do have one pair of cream-colored jeans that a local artist has stamped a carabiner and keys on. 😉

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 6d

I can collect a phalanx of lesbians & transbians who would beg to differ re: the carabiner. 😀

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 7d

For decades, the urologist who was the pre-eminent surgeon for vasectomies in Rochester, NY was Dr. Stopp.

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 7d

1. There’s a lot of growing up that gets done between 19 & 21.
2. I’m guessing you’ve always been a thoughtful person who takes:
A) every precaution, &
B) no shit from anyone
and this dude would have been a hard pass for you, which leads be to
3. Please tell me you posted this ironically.

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 7d

If someone was trying to write a satiric post about dudebro culture, this is exactly what they would write.

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 9d

Not bad editing. It’s poor production choices: bad camera position & height, no off-camera support or protection. I’d be surprised if they did more than 3 takes on this.
OTOH, it’s got like 180,000 likes & similar big numbers of comments, reposts and shares, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It’s not really important

Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 10d

Worse, we have waaaay too many who love the empire, embrace the dark side, and look forward to being a minor functionary in a system that is fueled by the deliberate infliction of pain upon others.
Torturers have the highest level of job satisfaction.

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 14d

Also I’m never gonna buy anything from DG SKONES again

AI image of a dudebro holding a can of Monster Energy drink while wearing a green hoodie with “DG SKONES” on it.

Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 15d

Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
How Low?

Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 16d

“Today on ‘Handytrans Corner,’ we’ll show you how to make your own high-tatchee wand using the top half of an immersion blender, a length of pvc tubing, a soft bass drum mallet, and the fixer’s favorite friend, duct tape!”

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 18d

3-D printing looks like it smells bad

Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 19d

They have their own AI to create them: ChadGPT

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 21d

🫂

Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 22d

Sometimes your work is to relax. That may sound glib but it's the god's honest truth. Relaxation is part of the job of being a successful human.
Having fun is just as important, too.
If you aren't able to do that, you may need to go see a concert, with a friend, wearing a silly hat.
Doctor's orders.

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 22d

This. Is. Not. Fair.

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 22d

...in a totally non-stalker-y way. It sounded better in my head than it looked on the screen

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 22d

I'm glad to help. I really enjoy watching you live your life!

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 24d

1. Excellent form in pic 2.
2. I hope I’m wrong but I’m afraid the ship has sailed re: the FBI.

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 25d

It’s a legitimately terrifying story, but I now have the distinct desire to start wearing a monocle

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · Sep 13

I was doing okay until I read this

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · Sep 12

Last week:
M: His numbers are tanking! The Epstein thing won't go away!
A: We need a distraction. Something we can blame on the libs.
G: Let's make a martyr for the cause. Who's expendable?
A: What about that kid with the big head?

The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · Sep 11

Ammunition engraved with transgender and antifascist ideology was found inside the rifle authorities believe was used in Kirk’s shooting, sources say.

Ammunition in Kirk Shooting Engraved with Transgender, Antifascist Ideology: Sources

Investigators found ammunition engraved with expressions of transgender and antifascist ideology inside the rifle that authorities believe was used in the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk, according to an internal law enforcement bulletin and a person familiar with the investigation. The older-model

on.wsj.com

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · Sep 12

He's not weeping with grief. He's weeping with rage. He's out of control, ready to explode, a heat-seeking missile, looking for a target--any target--to annihilate, as he performatively rages about this.
I'm guessing there's video of him shooting Bud light cans from the Dylan Mulvany days.

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · Sep 11

Why can you never find a hand turned garden dibble when you need one?