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MGT
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I’m really happy to be here on Hive, or is this one Mastodon?
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Cry about my syphilitic nose that appears to be in the process of falling off. Yours would never
You should take a moment to express gratitude for what can only be explained as a life with zero actual problems if this makes you this upset
Liberals close-minded in their approach to 2+2 while republicans much more diverse in their answers
Islamaphobe advocating for sharia law
Scott Baio gave him pink eye
tua's eye is fucked
Show me a centrist and I’ll show you a republican who just wants to go back to being quietly bigoted without being yelled at
Ha, yeah it was like a GWAR concert out of nowhere
It took me two attempts to get through the Irishman and I love Scorsese. It’s fine, bordering on tedious
I just recently discovered Rx Bandits and hooboy do they scratch a very specific itch. It’s almost like if Sublime grew up (complimentary). I’m just mad I found them after they broke up so now I can’t see them live
I loved the Substance, but it really was like 1.5 movies. The last 30 or so minutes just didn’t fit the rest of it imo
If you are out here in 2025 entertaining the idea of Kamala running again, just know you’re part of the problem
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he could have just got calvin peeing on the skull
Went from the land of the free to the land of yachts and food stamps
I’ll give you one guess what city I’m in
Thanks, it’s hard to keep up with the hidden rules of posting.
Schumer is about to write such a scathing email with “good questions”
Unrelated (probably) but I thought the triple parentheses around a name was some kind of nazi thing, am I just making that up?
Sleeve McDichel also involved
an FBI official says the alleged NBA gambling ring involves the "Toronto Rangers" (not a real team), which doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the quality of their investigation
lol. Lmao even
NBC News finds that:
-- ICE has shortened its training from 13 weeks to six.
-- Nearly half of recruits couldn’t pass an open-book written exam.
-- Recruits "are supposed to attest" they can pass the physical-fitness test, which requires them to run ... 6 mph.

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Some new ICE recruits have shown up to training without full vetting
The recruits have had criminal backgrounds or failed drug tests or were unable to meet physical or academic standards, raising concerns about the agency’s rush to hire immigration officers, sources to...
www.nbcnews.com
I still remember one stanza that ends with “the only male I ride’s a steer” and you can guess what rhymed with that (not derogatory but still not great)