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I don’t do debates
“Joker said he might think about letting the hostages go if I let him blow up some orphanages so I let him” - Dem Senator Batman
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My head canon is that Kevin couldn’t get over the thrill of setting dangerous traps but word spread quickly not to go to his house so he started breaking into other people’s houses and setting traps there and that’s how The Collector franchise started
John Hughes's HOME ALONE, directed by Chris Columbus, celebrated its premiere in Chicago, Illinois on November 10, 1990.
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Being in a relationship with a “prank” content creator must be hell especially if you aren’t also a content creator. I honestly wouldn’t know when I’m supposed to take you seriously or not
The way I just cackled for 20 mins!
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I doubt they would but since they’re going back to Krakoa for this Gambit/Rogue season what if they use this as a reason to rework Ultron into a tank #MarvelRivals
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
How League of Legends fans feel when jump into conversations and my only frame of reference is the show Arcane is likely how I feel when MCU only fans try to jump into Marvel comic book conversations
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Y’all actually gonna show up for primaries now or not? You can’t keep complaining about establishment democrats when y’all stay home every time it’s time to replace them with better candidates
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Democrats really are Charlie Brown constantly believing Lucy won’t move the football when they try to kick it
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I would like a game like Arc Raiders but with zombies. I know The Midnight Walkers is coming out next year so hopefully that does what The Day Before was supposed to be
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The problem with digital books is that I keep forgetting I have them
November 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Sounds like pandering to the people that don’t respect women’s sports probably wasn’t the smartest move
‘CHRISTY’, starring Sydney Sweeney, had one of the worst opening weekends of all time for a movie released in 2,000+ theaters.

Read our review: bit.ly/ChristyDF
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
“God will fix it”

Is Goku gonna help!? I need actual solutions!
Thinking about responses *some believers have when folk express they need something..

What may be comforting words inside a religious community can be heard as trite and dismissive to one who isn’t part of the religious community
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If the alcohol poisoning didn’t get you the diabetes did
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
James Talarico should just be like “you know who else associated with sex workers? Jesus”
November 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
AI isn’t creative enough to come up with Hoodiessy
Stay ready so you never have to get ready
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Let go ahead and re-add “?” back to my muted list
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Gonna show up as Moonwalker mech Michael Jackson
the way my people are about to come to the movie theater dressed in every kind of michael jackson that has ever jacksoned for this movie.
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I should be able to have different word/content filter settings for each feed
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
You could’ve all just paid regular ass taxes and kept 100% of your companies but y’all chose to be extorted instead
Trump to the Novo Nordisk CEO: "Maybe you should give us a piece of the company like I've been asking for."
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Someone teach them “pause” and “ayo” so I don’t have to hear them anymore
I wonder which Black slang phrase MAGA will steal next to use against us 🤔 Probably something Gen Alpha is currently incorrectly using....
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
All 3 Terrifier movies are on Tubi. I know what I’m doing later
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This is why when people say they wish Pokémon were real I side eye them. Like do you know what a 3 foot tall wasp would do to everyone?
We’d be so fucked if we woke up one day and insects were the size of dogs.
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Foux by ScHoolboy Q reminded me of a song that I’ve been humming for an hour but couldn’t remember the name or lyrics to. Turns out it was Make You Feel That Way by Blackalicious
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Kinda surprised they aren’t saving Gambit and Rogue for February/Valentine’s Day but either way I get to be Gambit and Rogue and I’m switching if it’s to the other one #MarvelRivals
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November 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Because all their money is digital and my cyber crimes days are over
yall love talmbout billionaires and and shit but ain’t nobody tryna rob em…….
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Yes the very blue state of *checks notes* Mississippi
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM