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Wren
@probablymarin.bsky.social
They/It
Gender is fake
I play video games, read nerdy books, listen to DnD podcasts, and just recently got into sourdough
I don't think I've ever directly interacted with bigeye, but I've been in the kaizo community for the better part of a decade, and he's great people :>
HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY!

Win an n64jr modded with 64HD hdmi kit in a custom 'junior' shell!

Raffle open from NOV-25 through DEC-11
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GOOD LUCK :)
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Watching the internet go from a space which felt truly free to a highly regulated and corporatised wasteland is one of the more depressing things I have seen in my life.
Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.

Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet
KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.
reason.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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bro they had to be up way past their bed time when they made this 😂
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Can you sum up your gender in 4 fictional characters?
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
today's doodle :)
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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“You only like [insert pie flavor] because of nostalgia! You only like [insert movie] because of nostalgia! It’s not actually good!” I don’t fucking care? Life is short, find joy wherever you can.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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You're like "hey why don't you listen to voters, find out what voters want to vote for?"

And Dem leadership is like "NO fuck you, this Thiel-funded thinktank is my friend. That's my emotional support Ezra Klein"
September 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
accidentally got top post on r/absurdism today and just got a DM inviting me to a weirdo death cult

shit like this doesn't happen to neurotypicals
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I miss Destiny 2 but unfortunately in order to quell that feeling I have to play Modern Destiny 2. and honestly it's probably better for my mental health if I spend the day laying in bed picking at my skin
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I did my best to make my #WhereWindsMeet character look like a Normal Human Person - even going thru the trouble of un-cutsifying her nose, ears, lips, and chin - and all the makeup options are like. hey what if 1000 years ago she spent 3 hours on her makeup every day
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
concept: a 4th dimensional cosmic entity that's enamored by humanity and makes itself less intimidating by adopting an Adventure Time-esque face
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
paletteswap.site/dif...
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
getting a lot of likes on tiktok cuz I said leorio and kurapika can't be called slurs for their dynamic because they're in a straight relationship and leorio just isn't out yet
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 AM
bruh i've barely eaten in weeks and i just ordered food and ass soon as it gets close i'm super nauseous? wtf body
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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One more week to make this happen! Get Faye her pretzel~
If you're enjoying Demonschool, please review it on your platform of choice! We would love to reach 500 reviews by the end of the month on Steam, especially. If we can achieve that goal we will put something very stupid into the game for you all as a reward......
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
last night i had the thought "can't believe my ex quiet-quit our relationship" and it completely reframed the last year of my life and is so fuckin funny to me now

just "oh you're having bad, constant depression and SI? ok didn't ask. i'll be on autopilot from now on and will never tell you why"
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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why is it called “orthodontist”,,,, imagine telling someone you’ve got a dontist appointment
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
my fiery, unyielding rage and malice stops for no one except miss Tessa. whomst I love and adore

smiling and giggling and kicking my feet and then back to the horrors but we love Tessa
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 AM
does anyone in Washington have an old house with lead paint. can I come over and lick your walls to forget this
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
if your turkey is still frozen, it's time to put it in the oven for 96 hours at 450°F. you don't have to remove it from the plastic that's there to keep the juices in
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
tiktok's dumb censorship filters are forcing me to come up with extremely creative ways to call people stupid and tell Nazis to kill themselves

i am evolving via selective pressure. you cannot stop me
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
OK yeah there's a lot of room for improvement. but still very yummy

Also anyone that tells you fruit and cheese is a bad pairing is a cop
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
submissive and breadable

I was following a bread flour recipe but using 100% whole wheat, so it's not as good as it could be, but I'm happy with it as a first attempt at whole wheat!
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM