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To be fair, Westport hasn't exactly been subtle about its racism for about 20 years now.

Also, maybe don't drink at the shitty corner bar there.
insane local news just dropped. i've lived in a part of KC for ~decade and it's been an inside joke with friends and service workers that the local biz/party district is ran by a cartel of biz owners who bully out new ventures and replace them with generic dive bars for white suburbanites.

Well UH
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Hell is a Plymouth Volare station wagon with red vinyl seats, or whatever the Buick equivalent was.

No one wants this shit.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Every snowstorm is an IQ test.
Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nations Idiots
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is good advice for most states. Things get weird and spooky off the beaten path.
THEE number 1 thing you need to know about the commonwealth of Virginia…

Stay on the interstate
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If the only public "good" you're willing to spend money on is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
The revised ordinance requires law enforcement to give people 48 hours’ notice to evacuate, and new penalties of at least 10 hours of public service and a referral to a service provider on their first offense.

On subsequent offenses, people can face penalties of a fine, jail time or both.
Wyandotte County bans homeless people from sleeping outside, despite public outcry
A revised version of the public camping ban — which includes lesser penalties for first time offenses — passed Thursday night. Kansas City, Kansas Police called the measure “dignified” but opponents worry it will criminalize homelessness.
www.kcur.org
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The name Markwayne is the least dumb thing about this guy, and every time he opens his mouth he lets you know it.
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
WHEW. There's the Marge we all know and loathe.

I was worried people would start taking her bullshit seriously.
Marjorie Taylor Greene to Dana Bash: "You should have Nick Fuentes on your show"
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The kids are alright.
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Seems only fitting that a secretive city manager working for a secretive mayor and city council would have a secret settlement.

All on the up-and up, nothing to see here, etc.
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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You keep Shaggy 2 Dope’s holy words out of your filthy mouth
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"Lie back and think of Trump."
Dr Oz: "We've dropped the infertility drugs to make lots of Trump babies I'm hoping by the midterms."
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Shocking? Come on now.
In a shocking reversal, Trump said federal food benefits won’t be distributed during the shutdown, despite a court order
Trump Says He’ll Defy Court Order And Won’t Give Out SNAP Benefits
The president appears to want to ignore a court order to pay the benefits.
www.huffpost.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Wrong old white man which is weird because there was a time when he was the only old white man
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Its's not the headline I was hoping for, but I'll take it.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Nov 4
JUST IN: Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful vice presidents in American history, died Monday, according to a statement from his family. He was 84 years old.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney dead at 84
Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful vice president in American history, died Monday, according to a statement from his family. He was 84 years old.
n.pr
November 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I'm old enough to remember when these were downtown's biggest attractions.
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
There's something to look forward to.
October 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Nope.
October 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Feeling a little hometown pride with this one.
when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign
October 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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If ten million people across the country skipped football, grilling, puttering around the house to come out in public to specifically say they hated me, I would probably feel pretty bad.
October 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This awful old man just wants to take a dirt nap, and they won't let him. Sad!
Senator Mitch McConnell just suffered a fall in Washington.
October 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Discreet AND bespoke? Sounds like the best kind of budding environmental catastrophe.
A company with a vision of installing “discreet, bespoke,” small, nuclear reactors 1 mile underground for data centers and other electricity-hungry industries plans to put its first reactors in Kansas, Texas and Utah.
A nuclear startup wants to put a reactor 1 mile underground in Kansas
Deep Fission is a fledgling startup that says it can help tech companies meet the explosive demand for more energy to power artificial intelligence.
www.kcur.org
October 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Jesus Christ, man. You're not supposed to announce you're cooking the books in front of a camera.
RFK Jr on Tylenol and autism: "It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof."
October 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Portland is easily the tamest, most vanilla big city I've been to. The weirdest thing was how they all yield to pedestrians. The notion it is some urban hellhole is batshit.
Leavitt: "President Trump will end the radical left's reign of terror in Portland once and for all. The president has directed Secretary Hegseth to provide all necessary troops to protect war-ravaged Portland."
October 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM