Mallory Langston
@primnimproper.bsky.social
Sorta-sabbitical-ing lawyer mom, former indigent parent counsel, plush robe and blanket enthusiast, Roger the alien fangirl, casually profane, bakes and builds shit.
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Remember to call and urge others to call these hotlines if they see something they suspect to be related to immigration enforcement actions. In Charlotte, Carolina Migrant Network at (704) 740-7737.
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Remember to call and urge others to call these hotlines if they see something they suspect to be related to immigration enforcement actions. In Charlotte, Carolina Migrant Network at (704) 740-7737.
If you don't have a library card, you should get a library card. Once you have that library card, you should get the Libby app. Once you get the Libby app, go browse the newsstand. Good chance your library card gives you access to ALL THE MAGAZINES. I'm talking the real good shit. AND BACK ISSUES.
a woman in a red dress is reading a magazine titled bazaar
ALT: a woman in a red dress is reading a magazine titled bazaar
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November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If you don't have a library card, you should get a library card. Once you have that library card, you should get the Libby app. Once you get the Libby app, go browse the newsstand. Good chance your library card gives you access to ALL THE MAGAZINES. I'm talking the real good shit. AND BACK ISSUES.
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‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
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I am shooting my shot.
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I am shooting my shot.
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
You know what? That was the absolute right thing to do. He has no health expertise that would allow him serve this human in any meaningful way. His presence in this setting would only obstruct those with expertise improving the situation...OH WAIT
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
You know what? That was the absolute right thing to do. He has no health expertise that would allow him serve this human in any meaningful way. His presence in this setting would only obstruct those with expertise improving the situation...OH WAIT
I turned 41 last month, and my birthday gift from the universe was perimenopause acne. I'm going to the doc this afternoon to talk hormones, but I'm sharing this because I want you to know that EVERY uterus-burdened friend my age that I've mentioned this to is also struggling with peri symptoms...
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I turned 41 last month, and my birthday gift from the universe was perimenopause acne. I'm going to the doc this afternoon to talk hormones, but I'm sharing this because I want you to know that EVERY uterus-burdened friend my age that I've mentioned this to is also struggling with peri symptoms...
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Friends— here it is. Updated & expanded thanks to the space afforded to me in the @therumpus.net & the guidance of the brilliant @roxanegay.bsky.social’s edits. The win centers Muslims humanity — but what does that mean in a country that rejects that?
therumpus.net/2025/11/05/z...
therumpus.net/2025/11/05/z...
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Friends— here it is. Updated & expanded thanks to the space afforded to me in the @therumpus.net & the guidance of the brilliant @roxanegay.bsky.social’s edits. The win centers Muslims humanity — but what does that mean in a country that rejects that?
therumpus.net/2025/11/05/z...
therumpus.net/2025/11/05/z...
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Just thinking back to how I was feeling a year ago.
This is better.
This is better.
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Just thinking back to how I was feeling a year ago.
This is better.
This is better.
I made dis. (The kid and the costume.) 😊
November 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I made dis. (The kid and the costume.) 😊
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If you’re wanting to help your local food bank, GIVE THEM CASH. They can stretch the dollar much farther than you buying and donating canned goods.
October 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If you’re wanting to help your local food bank, GIVE THEM CASH. They can stretch the dollar much farther than you buying and donating canned goods.
One way I'm taking joy where I find it in these unprecedented times:
I remember well how we were scrambling to find masks in 2020. Cloth masks were so fucking uncomfortable. When we finally got access to the good shit, it was a figurative and literal breath of fresh air. ...
I remember well how we were scrambling to find masks in 2020. Cloth masks were so fucking uncomfortable. When we finally got access to the good shit, it was a figurative and literal breath of fresh air. ...
October 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
One way I'm taking joy where I find it in these unprecedented times:
I remember well how we were scrambling to find masks in 2020. Cloth masks were so fucking uncomfortable. When we finally got access to the good shit, it was a figurative and literal breath of fresh air. ...
I remember well how we were scrambling to find masks in 2020. Cloth masks were so fucking uncomfortable. When we finally got access to the good shit, it was a figurative and literal breath of fresh air. ...
I'm just not one for posting online anymore, but we're all holding up well over here. Socks is unbearably handsome, but we're managing. 😊
September 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I'm just not one for posting online anymore, but we're all holding up well over here. Socks is unbearably handsome, but we're managing. 😊
Drop an old person that you’re going to turn into in the future.
August 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Drop an old person that you’re going to turn into in the future.
Socks is thriving. ❤️
July 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Socks is thriving. ❤️
This photo of Socks is only for those who stand with trans kids and the families who love them. You will always be safe with my family and me. ❤️🏳️⚧️
June 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This photo of Socks is only for those who stand with trans kids and the families who love them. You will always be safe with my family and me. ❤️🏳️⚧️
Socks is still very, very, exceptionally cute. Just in case you need him.
June 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Socks is still very, very, exceptionally cute. Just in case you need him.
Socks went to the vet this morning, but he's too wittle for anything other than the tiniest dose of dewormer (just in case). 😊 Vet said he's not confident in determining sex right now, but I'm fairly certain there's a tiny little coin purse there. Enjoy this cuteness:
May 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Socks went to the vet this morning, but he's too wittle for anything other than the tiniest dose of dewormer (just in case). 😊 Vet said he's not confident in determining sex right now, but I'm fairly certain there's a tiny little coin purse there. Enjoy this cuteness:
Louise is still very good at this orphan kitten stuff.
May 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Louise is still very good at this orphan kitten stuff.
Ohhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiit 😁
The guys working on our pool concrete found this in their truck, and I could not get outside fast enough to volunteer as CDS tribute.
The guys working on our pool concrete found this in their truck, and I could not get outside fast enough to volunteer as CDS tribute.
May 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ohhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiit 😁
The guys working on our pool concrete found this in their truck, and I could not get outside fast enough to volunteer as CDS tribute.
The guys working on our pool concrete found this in their truck, and I could not get outside fast enough to volunteer as CDS tribute.
One year ago today, the tiniest little smudge of a baby kitten poked his head out from under some leftover metal roofing panels in my driveway. He immediately became our Elfo.
May 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
One year ago today, the tiniest little smudge of a baby kitten poked his head out from under some leftover metal roofing panels in my driveway. He immediately became our Elfo.
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I struggle with the reporting on ChatGPT in education because it often confirms society’s negative bias against young people—oh no, this generation is unsaveable!—when it’s possible to just educate people to be less credulous about it. which is why I wrote this: so teachers could print and assign it
ChatGPT Is Everywhere — Why Aren't We Talking About Its Environmental Costs?
One estimate found that a single ChatGPT search uses 10 times the energy of a normal Google search.
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May 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I struggle with the reporting on ChatGPT in education because it often confirms society’s negative bias against young people—oh no, this generation is unsaveable!—when it’s possible to just educate people to be less credulous about it. which is why I wrote this: so teachers could print and assign it
Went to look out the front window and was standing there for a bit before realizing that my neighbors might be a bit unsettled by the sight of the Jason Voorhees illuminated hell spawn gazing down from the second story. Whoopsiedoodle.
May 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Went to look out the front window and was standing there for a bit before realizing that my neighbors might be a bit unsettled by the sight of the Jason Voorhees illuminated hell spawn gazing down from the second story. Whoopsiedoodle.
Bean needs uppies, pronto!
May 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Bean needs uppies, pronto!
LIFEHACK:
Replace one limb of each doll with a #2 pencil, so you can have FIVE DOLLS!
Replace one limb of each doll with a #2 pencil, so you can have FIVE DOLLS!
a cartoon drawing of spongebob holding a pencil over his head
ALT: a cartoon drawing of spongebob holding a pencil over his head
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May 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
LIFEHACK:
Replace one limb of each doll with a #2 pencil, so you can have FIVE DOLLS!
Replace one limb of each doll with a #2 pencil, so you can have FIVE DOLLS!