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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 3d

"Kinda, yeah."

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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 3d

Meanwhile Baphomet:

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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 3d

"..."

Looking on in utter disbelief

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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 3d

"How do you not know that?
Where have you been to NOT be blatantly aware of this circumstances since...like...AT LEAST 30 years or so?"

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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 3d

"Yeah, but like...old news.
Your brand has killed billions over the course of...how long does McDonalds exist?
50 years or so?"

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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 3d

"Like for example, an mortal would've suffered ten strokes from eating that much food already."

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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 3d

"Yeah, that literally goes hand in hand, but is not NECESSARILY always a two-punch combo."

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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 3d

"Yeah...?"

Expects him to know what that is, given his entire brand is kinda a Hotspot for them, the overweight kind specifically.

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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 3d

"Well, I just crossed Sloth off my list, so Gluttony was already on the horizon for my hedonistic ass~"

Nodding, while still ravenously eating.

Her being able to speak must be magic.

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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 3d

(Frfr)

And dig in she did, literally shoveling it all in her.

"Szechuan sauce has nothing on whatever y'all put on this one~"

Her mouth literally started burning as she devoured those burgers in reckless abandon.

"May the gods of masochism be praised for inventing spicy stuff or whatever~"

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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 3d

"CHIGN NUGGEDS!"

The demon was foaming from the mouth.

(A Ronald McDonald RP Account following me unprompted gotta be the wildest coincidence I have been subjected to in a while since I started my new habit of eating a McSpicy at every chance I get literally today.
Like
What are the odds?)

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~Ayn Miyur~ @danc3rof3gypt.bsky.social · May 6

"What you see before you is a work of art..~"

Ayn Miyur
Princess and Vessel to a Goddess.

25 years old

18+ Only! Minors/Pxdos DNI!

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 3d

“Well Howdy there friend! You looking for some grub.”

(OOC: Ronald McDonald, the beloved mascot from McDonald’s, joins BlueSky. More information down below this pinned post.)

mcdonald 's clown playing a guitar in a dark room .

ALT: mcdonald 's clown playing a guitar in a dark room .

media.tenor.com

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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 3d

Quickly running up on @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social

"GIVE ME ALL THE McSpicy's YOU HAVE!!!!!"

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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 4d

Welp, time for Baph to do the same.

Cue le snore.

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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 4d

Bapho was looking in said eyes.

They were quite beautiful.

"Yes, go to sleep, let my body be your pillow~"

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🌷Mallory🌷 @beggingbleats.bsky.social · Mar 11

She might be.. Growing very fond of the big city and what it offers.💕

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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 4d

The demoness simply flopped down on top of the smaller ewe, her head once more entrapped between the others voluminous breasts.

"Ahhhh, that's the good stuff.
Now close your eyes and relax, let sleep claim your consciousness~"

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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 4d

"Nowhere. We are already there."

Somehow, they now stood in the demon lady's bedroom.

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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 4d

"Neat."

The demon goat casually swapped into her sleepwear, consisting out of a singular loincloth.

"Then let's sleep away the day~"

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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 4d

After a short wile, it retracted, their lips parting.

"Y'know, I was having a lazy day.
Wanna have one with me?
I REALLY don't feel like doing anything today..."

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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 4d

"Perceptive. Yes, let's close those and cast away those prying eyes."

With a flick of her wrist, the curtains shut closer on their own.

𝓗𝓮𝓻𝓸 𝓸𝓯 𝓚𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱 @herokvatch.bsky.social · 4d

He nods quietly and joins, walking over to sit on her lap. Holding her shoulders as he pressed his forehead against hers.

“You’re very sinful up close, what shall you suprise me first hmm~? Suppose we can close the curtains so the audience doesn’t see this.”

He looked behind him.

Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 4d

"You know what they say: No kind deed goes unpunished~"

And with that, the demon in nothing but a one-sided loincloth flopped down on her bed, patting the free space in front of her.

"C'mon, or are thou too afraid?"

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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 4d

And so, their lips met, the demons tongue diving deep into the ewe's mouth.

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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 4d

"You know what they say: No kind deed goes unpunished~"

And with that, the demon in nothing but a one-sided loincloth flopped down on her bed, patting the free space in front of her.

"C'mon, or are thou too afraid?"

𝓗𝓮𝓻𝓸 𝓸𝓯 𝓚𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱 @herokvatch.bsky.social · 4d

“Oh, I see. Well, you couldn’t let me have the privilege to escort you like a kind person?”

He walked over and sat on the bed, testing its cushion. Looking up at the blasphemous lady infront of him.

Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 4d

"No need."

Time and space distorted around them, and suddenly, they were there.
In her room.
Right in front of her bed.

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Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 4d

"No need."

Time and space distorted around them, and suddenly, they were there.
In her room.
Right in front of her bed.

𝓗𝓮𝓻𝓸 𝓸𝓯 𝓚𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱 @herokvatch.bsky.social · 4d

“Alright then, I suppose you can lead to your ‘lazy’ bed then.”

A subtle smirk underneath his helmet as he takes their arm underneath his like a gentleman.

Baphomet @prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 4d

"Up to me indeed.
And 'lazy' is my bed.
I intend to sleep away the day.
But having someone else to be lazy with is way much more fun~"

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