Baphomet
@prettytrainwreck.bsky.social
There's a reason people know NOTHING about me~
Ti's the season.
Come forth.
Make a deal.
Come forth.
Make a deal.
December 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Ti's the season.
Come forth.
Make a deal.
Come forth.
Make a deal.
"N'aw, just look at yourself.
Poor thing.
And that comes from someone not known for taking pity on others.
You look a mess."
Poor thing.
And that comes from someone not known for taking pity on others.
You look a mess."
December 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
"N'aw, just look at yourself.
Poor thing.
And that comes from someone not known for taking pity on others.
You look a mess."
Poor thing.
And that comes from someone not known for taking pity on others.
You look a mess."
She snuck into the world of #AnimalCrossingRP
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
She snuck into the world of #AnimalCrossingRP
"Devilishly good looking, as per usual."
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
"Devilishly good looking, as per usual."
"I was busy, mortals.
But I am back now and ALL ears."
But I am back now and ALL ears."
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"I was busy, mortals.
But I am back now and ALL ears."
But I am back now and ALL ears."
//It could work without it if that thing is either very persistent or intelligent.
Imagine this scene.
Imagine it is sneaking up on him, it's neck just getting longer and longer...
Imagine this scene.
Imagine it is sneaking up on him, it's neck just getting longer and longer...
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
//It could work without it if that thing is either very persistent or intelligent.
Imagine this scene.
Imagine it is sneaking up on him, it's neck just getting longer and longer...
Imagine this scene.
Imagine it is sneaking up on him, it's neck just getting longer and longer...
"Wanna make a deal~?"
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"Wanna make a deal~?"
She is big and thus, heavy.
Do you really want her to sit on you?
Do you really want her to sit on you?
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
She is big and thus, heavy.
Do you really want her to sit on you?
Do you really want her to sit on you?
"Fair enough.
Usually I am the one making deals~"
Usually I am the one making deals~"
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"Fair enough.
Usually I am the one making deals~"
Usually I am the one making deals~"
"Friends?
I don't need friends.
I have slaves, servants and contractors.
Among other things."
Putts the hat back on him and pulls it down over his eyes.
"Friends come and go, but immortal slaves?
These are forever."
I don't need friends.
I have slaves, servants and contractors.
Among other things."
Putts the hat back on him and pulls it down over his eyes.
"Friends come and go, but immortal slaves?
These are forever."
November 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"Friends?
I don't need friends.
I have slaves, servants and contractors.
Among other things."
Putts the hat back on him and pulls it down over his eyes.
"Friends come and go, but immortal slaves?
These are forever."
I don't need friends.
I have slaves, servants and contractors.
Among other things."
Putts the hat back on him and pulls it down over his eyes.
"Friends come and go, but immortal slaves?
These are forever."
"Right? The barely-good-enough-for-heaven and horribly outdated prototype who has not held up in anything...but the visual department!
Crazy shit he hasn't given you a makeover yet...then again, he's probably busy playing chess with your descendants since they aren'tlacking in character~"
Crazy shit he hasn't given you a makeover yet...then again, he's probably busy playing chess with your descendants since they aren'tlacking in character~"
November 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"Right? The barely-good-enough-for-heaven and horribly outdated prototype who has not held up in anything...but the visual department!
Crazy shit he hasn't given you a makeover yet...then again, he's probably busy playing chess with your descendants since they aren'tlacking in character~"
Crazy shit he hasn't given you a makeover yet...then again, he's probably busy playing chess with your descendants since they aren'tlacking in character~"
"You'll never know~"
November 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"You'll never know~"
The demoness instantly obliged.
"This good?"
"This good?"
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The demoness instantly obliged.
"This good?"
"This good?"
"There you go.
Go ahead, knight of pure thought."
Go ahead, knight of pure thought."
November 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"There you go.
Go ahead, knight of pure thought."
Go ahead, knight of pure thought."
"Well, he may crumble one day too.
Who knows?"
Who knows?"
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"Well, he may crumble one day too.
Who knows?"
Who knows?"
"Hot day today, isn't it, Mortal?"
November 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"Hot day today, isn't it, Mortal?"
"Ugh...morning, fellow sinners."
October 27, 2025 at 7:09 AM
"Ugh...morning, fellow sinners."
"You were saying?"
Drops the ice cream onto his schlong.
Drops the ice cream onto his schlong.
October 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"You were saying?"
Drops the ice cream onto his schlong.
Drops the ice cream onto his schlong.
"Oh nonono, YOU will be the one coming."
October 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
"Oh nonono, YOU will be the one coming."
"Whooooooops, was that supposed to be a secret?
My baaaad~"
My baaaad~"
October 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"Whooooooops, was that supposed to be a secret?
My baaaad~"
My baaaad~"
"Y'ALL HEARD THAT FOLKS?
THE HOLY BOI WANTS THE THROATGOAT TO BLOW HIS MIND...AND DICK."
THE HOLY BOI WANTS THE THROATGOAT TO BLOW HIS MIND...AND DICK."
October 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"Y'ALL HEARD THAT FOLKS?
THE HOLY BOI WANTS THE THROATGOAT TO BLOW HIS MIND...AND DICK."
THE HOLY BOI WANTS THE THROATGOAT TO BLOW HIS MIND...AND DICK."
"Common. Say it. I wanna hear it, Noble Knight~"
October 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"Common. Say it. I wanna hear it, Noble Knight~"