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Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · Oct 17

Do not own any art & etc
Under 18 will be blocked
Kinks depends on mood
Selective & MVP
Experienced & Still learning send starters please or plot
Read pinned & if not please send a stater
If you're going OOC please have a plot
Prefer to wing it in dms & ₽ to plot

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Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 25m

“I’m ready for the booty goblins”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 29m

“Ddddddddddid I stutter?”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 10h

*gasps

*gasps

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 30m

“Shhhhhh, no no”

ᗩᗪᗩᗰ @exorcistleader.bsky.social · 1d

He may or may not be planning for another Extermination…

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 3h

“Can’t stop me cookie mistress of pegging!”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 10h

Time for hash browns ~

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 10h

“I taste like flesh”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 10h

"......𑀘ₒ ᵧₒᵤ ₜₐₛₜₑ ₗᵢₖₑ ₜₕₑ ᵣₐᵢₙᵦₒ⧢?

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 10h

“Taste the rainbow”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 10h

“Taste the rainbow”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 11h

wisH I waS a LePreChaun

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 11h

“Doesn’t stop me from trying again…….again,again,again….and again”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 11h

ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ʰᵒᵗ

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 11h

“Killed a leprechaun too…..didn’t get any lucky charms tho”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 11h

souNds...oddlY...safisfyIng

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 11h

“When I was a young tadpole, on my first deployment…..I gave someone forever night night with a dildo, good times”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 11h

“When I was a young tadpole, on my first deployment…..I gave someone forever night night with a dildo, good times”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 11h

TeLL me MoRe

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SCARE-iel!!! @adelinecubed.bsky.social · 16h

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Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 11h

“A cinnamon roll with high K/D and long list of crimes for vengeance”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 11h

❔️❔️❔️

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 11h

“I’m a cinnamon roll”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 11h

you're weird.

I like it

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 11h

“No but I jumped off a plane and might’ve hit my head from a tree during a spec ops mission”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 11h

“No but I jumped off a plane and might’ve hit my head from a tree during a spec ops mission”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 12h

Did your mother drop you on your heAd?

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 12h

I prefer the ones with NUTS

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 12h

“…………..next time you go drain the pipe, look down and there’s your answer”

ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 12h

Amuse me and maybe you don't di. e
.....

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 12h

“I have an answer but it ain’t family friendly”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 12h

“I have an answer but it ain’t family friendly”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 12h

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ALT: someone is holding a bag of m & m 's in front of a cup that says " born without a drink "

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Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 12h

“Hey tom , this show ain’t free”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 15h

*scoots away from a hole* “they see me scooting , they hating”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 15h

“It’s free insurance that’s what dommy muffin” *gasps loudly as I waddle into a dumpster*

AZIZA @succublessed.bsky.social · 15h

What the fuck is this place????

I was in the middle OF SEASONING A SOUL

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 15h

“Weeee!” *crashes into a bakery then burst through the walls like the kool aid man with stolen cinnamon rolls* “OH FUUUUCK YEA!”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 15h

“Weeee!” *crashes into a bakery then burst through the walls like the kool aid man with stolen cinnamon rolls* “OH FUUUUCK YEA!”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 15h

“Get nae nae mommy” *puppet bobs up and down then side to side as a funny dance*

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 15h

“I guess?………my brain cells are confused”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 15h

*hand puppet rises* “sup”