Fatass Friday is a thing I just made up.

I’m not engaged just an ex!

😩 he asked me a year or two ago now! He kept asking me if I’d struggle?!

Anyway, did I tell you guys about the time someone on bigger city kept asking me if I knew how to swim? Like it was a threat?

It feels stupid to look at our engagement rings lmao

me and my bf if we were demon twinks doing telepathy on an old man with parkinsons:

I’ve been in Miami this past weekend and not a single person has sniffed my armpits isn’t that so messed up and sick and twisted

POV: I’m your uber driver, you get in my car and it reeks with musk. Is that normal? You think so… wait, when did you get in the front passenger seat? And why am I shirtless? Is that normal too? Maybe it is… and when I say I accept tips in pit licks that sounds pretty normal all of the sudden too…

Had the public bath at the hotel all to myself the other night 🫣

🤨 wouldn’t you like a peak…

*stopping mid-blowjob* wow diva your cock is so slay boots

Did you cum?

Tbh. I’d like to not be human anymore. Mayhaps an eastern kobold. Or a slime. Or a mimic.

There’s a full version but you gotta ask for it ☺️

Boing boing boing boing

m'lady? care for some fat boy cock?
=w=

I have an obsesión to looking like a dork.

It’s a Sunday!

Me: let’s post about how we dreamt our ex who is still our friend finally replied to our text but it was only a dream

Me#2: or we post about how much we hate trend followers who are insincere and constantly need outside validation?

Me#3: post about how u wanna fuck some pussy/hole rn =w=

“You okay?”
Yeah, why?
“You just got quiet. Just wanted to check if you were okay.”
I’m just thinking 💭
“Well… you don’t think quietly.”

It’s true what they do say, to be known is to be loved. 🥰

The intimacy of being silly together 🥵 >>>>

“What’s the dog’s name?”
Kitten 🙂
“But that’s…”
🤨 he’s called kitten.