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Jan Vladimir Mostert
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idea incubator
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chaotic random posts about mostly tech, startups, #Kotlin, #Rust, #TypeScript, #PostgreSQL, #Linux, or anything else interesting
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will like your cat pictures
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Metric Tip

xkcd.com/3164/
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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engineer spotted in the wild 😭
October 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Madrid ↔️ Lisbon in just 3 hours – we're on board 🚄

Today, we adopted a plan to complete the Madrid–Lisbon high-speed rail connection by 2034.

This is a key step in fully integrating Portugal and Spain into the European high-speed rail network.

More → link.europa.eu/kqjJHM
October 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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So, we now have:

- BigQuery
- ClickHouse
- Databricks
- DuckDB
- Exasol
- H2
- Snowflake
- Teradata (the inventor, I think?)

And now also:

- Oracle!

I'm assuming MySQL will follow suit, soon? PostgreSQL, when!?
Apply the Oct 2025 Release Update and Oracle Database 23ai becomes Oracle AI Database 26ai

This adds the QUALIFY clause

QUALIFY filters window functions after grouping
Like the HAVING clause does for aggregate functions

SELECT ... FROM ...
QUALIFY fn OVER ( ... ) > ...
October 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse
July 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Poisoning attacks require a near-constant number of documents regardless of model size. In our experimental setup with models up to 13B parameters, just 250 malicious documents were sufficient to successfully backdoor models.

www.anthropic.com/research/sma...
A small number of samples can poison LLMs of any size
Anthropic research on data-poisoning attacks in large language models
www.anthropic.com
October 20, 2025 at 9:55 AM
"we have updated our Terms & Conditions" ... log into account, generate a proxy email service@myproxydomain, change email to service@myproxydomain, turn off email forwarding ... bliss
September 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
B-tree skip scans, UUIDv7, and AsyncIO are some of my favorite new features coming to Postgres18

www.crunchydata.com/blog/get-exc...
Get Excited About Postgres 18 | Crunchy Data Blog
New to Postgres 18, features like asynchronous i/o, uuid v7, b-tree skip scans, and virtual generated columns.
www.crunchydata.com
September 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Can kotlinx.coroutines outperform the GPU 🤯?
Watch me getting humbled while trying to find out...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCOS...
kotlinx.coroutines outperforming the GPU? 🤯
YouTube video by Sebastian Sellmair
www.youtube.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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$3,000 to each author for each book, largest total copyright infringement recovery in history. This is massive win and a huge blow to AI companies—and this out of the case that otherwise allowed training as fair use. Other judges are already more sympathetic to authors. deadline.com/2025/09/anth...
Anthropic Agrees To Pay Record $1.5 Billion To Settle Authors’ AI Lawsuit
AI firm Anthropic has agreed to pay at least $1.5 billion into a class action fund as part of a settlement of litigation brought by a group of book authors. The sum, disclosed in a court filing on Fri...
deadline.com
September 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
September 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Cars, bridges and houses are constantly battered by the elements, Software is made out of bits, that do not degrade. It stays the same. So why does software require so much more maintenance than cars, bridges and houses?

youtu.be/EGLoKbBn-VI?...
Eskil Steenberg – You should finish your software – BSC 2025
YouTube video by Better Software Conference
youtu.be
July 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Should be wrapping it with KotlinJs to get away from htis madness.
July 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
the look of frustration when you have to recompile your whole OS because there was a Firefox update 😂
They have seen things 😨
July 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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🤣🤣🤣
May 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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If you’re ever feeling down or like you’re not reaching your full potential just remember you didn’t launch a warship and immediately sink it…… you’ll feel better 😂😂😂
a man in a suit is sitting in a red chair holding a glass of water .
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a red chair holding a glass of water .
media.tenor.com
May 24, 2025 at 8:02 AM
"Good design is as little design as possible."

motherfuckingwebsite.com
Motherfucking Website
motherfuckingwebsite.com
May 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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This week, I learned a very hard lesson. It sounds obvious in retrospect but: trademark your stuff, even the tiny apps.

#IndieDev #BuildInPublic
May 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Our next episode is out on Wednesday where we speak with the one and only Geoff White about money laundering! Make sure you subscribe to not miss it! @cybersisters.bsky.social @sarahasmith.bsky.social

youtube.com/@cybersister...
May 3, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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🏔️ K2 mode is now the default in IntelliJ IDEA 2025.1!

Experience better Kotlin code analysis, improved stability, and support for the latest language features.

👉 Learn more about K2 mode and what it means for your development workflow: blog.jetbrains.com/idea/2025/04...
April 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
things I learned today: pH that measures acidity or alkalinity stands for potential of Hydrogen
April 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Quite surprised to see a vibration API in the Browser Navigation specification ... but I guess, where else would you put it.

navigator.vibrate([
100, 30, 100, 30, 100, 30, 200, 30, 200, 30, 200, 30, 100, 30, 100, 30, 100,
]); // Vibrate 'SOS' in Morse.
April 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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🦀 Hello World!

The Rust project now has an official presence on Bluesky! ✨

We'll be posting the same on our Mastodon and Bluesky accounts, so you won't miss anything on either platform.
April 5, 2025 at 10:51 AM