Big Turd
100 Gland
Twig
Big Turd
* fatigue
* hoarse voice
* sore high-five and fist-pump muscles
* low-grade malaise / anxiety
Treatment:
3 #BlueJays wins during next 6 days
* fatigue
* hoarse voice
* sore high-five and fist-pump muscles
* low-grade malaise / anxiety
Treatment:
3 #BlueJays wins during next 6 days
Game 1: #BlueJays win 11-4
Game 2: Dodgers win 5-1
Game 3: Tie 5-5
Game 4: Dodgers win 1-0
Game 5:
Game 6:
Game 7: if necessary
Game 8: if necessary
Game 1: #BlueJays win 11-4
Game 2: Dodgers win 5-1
Game 3: Tie 5-5
Game 4: Dodgers win 1-0
Game 5:
Game 6:
Game 7: if necessary
Game 8: if necessary
I ❤️ 🍁
Oil + Gas
‘ck off
I ❤️ 🍁
Oil + Gas
‘ck off
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Nope. Totally anglophized: "POUR-didge"
Nope. Totally anglophized: "POUR-didge"
The Naked Datsun
Dead Pintos' Society
(too plausible?)
No Hyundai For Old Men
The Naked Datsun
Whoa *shivers*
The zenomorph is the least of your worries. 👁️
Whoa *shivers*
The zenomorph is the least of your worries. 👁️
* hotdog at the ball game
* seeing your adult kids smile at each other
* feeling the warmth of the Sun on your face after a long winter
* cracking open a new Moleskine notebook
* people borrowing books from your Little Free Library
* the weight of a winter duvet
* the first sip of a flat white
* the first hoodie of fall
* vanilla bean ice cream
* a letter that's not a bill in the mail
* nestling into crisp, clean sheets
* a walk down a path through the forest 🌲
* spotting fireflies on an evening in late summer
* the first bite into a honeycrisp apple 🍎
* singing in harmony 🎶
* hotdog at the ball game
* seeing your adult kids smile at each other
* feeling the warmth of the Sun on your face after a long winter
* cracking open a new Moleskine notebook
* people borrowing books from your Little Free Library
How dare you have snicker, mound, mar, and whopper but not category “1 of a chocolate treat”!
Signed,
Dissatisfied and hungry player
How dare you have snicker, mound, mar, and whopper but not category “1 of a chocolate treat”!
Signed,
Dissatisfied and hungry player