Elvira is so nuanced that she needs someone who can meet her quick quirky wit mixed with sexual innuendo. It’s a very special timing.

I don’t like to yuck others yum but it was a lot 😭

I was watching an Elvira interview on YouTube and they asked her who would play her in a bio pic. The first person that came to mind for me was Emma Stone… is that weird? Who would you cast?

Hilarious

My feed is full of scat content and I’m really not feeling that. So some of yall had to go. 🤢😵

How you can find me

🥵🥵🥵

feeling big

I have so much to do. But all I wanna do is jerk off

Happy Sunday, Campers.
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To be serviced 😈

Happened to me a couple weeks ago and it’s almost back to normal. Don’t stress. 🫶🏻

This is how I feel my hair looks until I see photos. Well done 🫶🏻

If I hear one more guy on scruff ask if I’m willing to shave my hole…

As a reminder, what people do with their body is their own business. No I won’t trim my bush or body hair. No I won’t shave my hole. You like it or you don’t. I would never tell anyone what to do with theirs…

It feels like common sense but I’ve been getting it a lot and it’s draining.

Never gonna happen

Go ahead &👃

#gay #gaydaddy #hairygay #hairyballs #hairydick #hairypubes #gaypubes #gaybro #hairymen #hairyass #hairyhole #hairycock #cock #gayass

Those are never getting cut

Then I guess no one truly wants to be with me 🤷‍♂️

Fuck me right here. 😈 #gayoutdoors #gayexhib #gayass #hairyass #hairygay #gaybro

I live in one of the most expensive cities. It costs me 50$ everytime I leave the house it seems.