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Creative. Nerd. Jays!!!!!!! One Direction Historian | she/her
I convinced my grandmother to take me to Kindergarten Cop when it came out. I was six.
okay as we’re all discussing it I’ll ask: what inappropriate-for-your-age-group film did you watch as a kid?

mine was Terminator when I was 10 or so which was a) brilliant but b) gave me a lifelong revulsion of stop motion
December 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
this is mostly for @mikefail.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"What video game should I play next?" I say as if I will queue up anything other than BG3
December 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Anxiety so good it aggravated my sciatica
December 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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This is one of those times when all of the bad news just sucks the air out of your lungs.
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Stepdads deserve representation too 🤩
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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When men say things like “if you have a womb, you’re a woman,” I just assume they are the same type of guy as Jeffrey Epstein. This never fails me
December 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hate-watching beat bobby flay and one of the judges just said: “It was a little too spicy, but I don’t really like spicy things”

And this is one of the reasons I hate this show.

(The opposing chef won tho lol)
December 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I also cannot wait for Waymo to come to Toronto and then revoke their contract a month later because what do you mean driverless cars in a city that is not even built for the cars we have right now.
December 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I cannot wait for the AI bubble to burst
December 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Not that I've ever given any thought to Timothee Chalamet but my god is he not the most obnoxious human in this press run and do not get me started on the marketing. I've never been more put off by a movie.
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Eh, I could take or leave Warlock.
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I worked on a cool project for South of Midnight I’m glad to see the game getting the recognition it deserves 🥹
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I need Divinity like yesterday
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
LinkedIn gives me hives
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Its the time of year where I watch fireplace channels and pretty much nothing else
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I cannae wait until jobs have to disclose their salary ranges because what do you mean i have to figure out what your salary range is just to even get an INTERVIEW.
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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NEWS — MLB's Take the Field initiative, which is meant to help "develop and grow women looking to enter various aspects of baseball operations" is no longer an initiative just for women and is now "a co-ed event," and has been since at least October. www.mlb.com/inclusion/ta...
December 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Binnington is literally 6 to 15 steps away from his net at any given time and they still can’t score
December 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
are we sure the World Cup Draw wasn't an elaborate @theonion.com sketch
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM