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Hello. I’m a math teacher and amateur video game developer. My “company” (me and my kids) has a YouTube channel. Check it out. https://youtube.com/@chainmailsupernovae?si=3XrXhulTdclTutfe

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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 2h

I’m not afraid to put down a game I don’t like. So I guess I have to go with “Kung Fu.” It sucked, but it only took like, what, ten minutes?

pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 2h

According to the couch fucking VP, all the concern about this Racist Nazi shit is just “clutching at pearls.”

pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 2h

There were 4 people I needed to meet with today. I intentionally went to the office of person one, as person two happened to also be walking there. Thirty seconds later, person three showed up and a minute after that, person four. Totally unplanned. PLANNED meetings never go as well as this.

pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 7h

I guess because there has been no cease to the fire and you have to call it something?

pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 7h

Some people need to say, “TL;DL” before they start talking.

pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 8h

Rich is optional. Racist is required. And dumb is a prerequisite for racist.

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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 8h

I jury-rigged ours with a pencil and a paper clip when that happened… 6 years ago. I should probably do a proper fix?

pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 19h

I keep saying, if Trump is on the 2028 Ballot, then so is Obama.

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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 20h

I’ve seen enough Indiana Jones to know that all their faces are about to melt off.

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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 20h

Jealous. Portugal is on my short list of escape locations.

pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 21h

Yeah, wait a second, I thought OBAMA was the secret Muslim.

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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 21h

Wow, even Fox “Newz” is doing the right thing here. Crazy.

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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 21h

I kinda did. Drake Maye is no joke, and the Bills overpaid Josh Allen so they can’t afford to put a good team around him.

pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 21h

We really just need to install a new government and ignore these fools who are so disconnected with reality. I mean, in what world is Jim Jordan qualified to do, basically anything beyond manual labor. (No disrespect to those that do manual labor.)

pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 22h

Since the government is shut down and all, I think states like New York and California should hurry up and form a new government. We can afford to pay the military with all the tax dollars we won’t be sending to the federal government.

pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 1d

How very Christian of you to say that shooting a Christian leader in the face is not over the line.

pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 1d

*Hooper

pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 1d

Iceman AND Hopper? Reaper, you’re taking the wrong ones.

pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 1d

It was actually The Long Walk.

pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 1d

I think it’s time we acknowledge just how good the Bills aren’t. 4-2 seems a decent record, but when you consider those teams they beat are a combined 3-21, suddenly, it becomes a lot less impressive. And if you go a level deeper, THOSE 3 wins are against teams with a combined 3-15 record.

pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 2d

I think the Republican Party needs to change their name to “Oops! All Pedos.”

pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 3d

So Portland Maine is America’s Australia?

pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 3d

It’ll be more like, he’s your boss… but it’s still fun.

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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 4d

Wait a second. Did Trump’s smooth lump of gray matter actually go:

“Portland… Portland Trail Blazers… Blazer means fire… I think. Fire…. Fire…. Portland is on fire! I better invade!”

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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 4d

Elvis made a whole career out of that.