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Porco Afterdark

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The Id part in the Usual Gang of Idiots. Poseur, Dilettante, Cynic, Anti-hero @[email protected] PHOTO RETWEETS WILL GET YOU BLOCKED he/him/his

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Everything Hat Ever Sent You Is Off The Record @kenwhite.bsky.social · 1d

I have honestly never understood why the Post is they way it is.

Peter Sterne @petersterne.com · 1d

New York Post editorial board calls on Republican mayoral nominee Curtis Sliwa to drop out to boost independent candidate Andrew Cuomo: nypost.com/2025/10/20/o...

Swallow the bitter pill, Curtis Sliwa — quit the race to stop Zohran Mamdani

It’s time for Curtis Sliwa to face reality, and admit that the city’s best hope to avoid the disaster of a Zohran Mamdani mayoralty is for him to drop out of the race.

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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 3d

We just started it. We've played all of one session of D&D since '91 so we were a bit rusty. You and Wes could probably actually get to the romance rolls.

Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 3d

I want to do a grand tour of Europe just seeing the sites where I have Ancient DNA matches on 23&Me. See the Hungarian Avars and Aba nobles. See the buried longship warriors in Estonia. See the Danish cousins, Aethelred insisted be slaughtered on St. Brice's Day, etc.

Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 3d

Started to upgrade my resin printer today and realized that the upgrade doesn't replace the fans that were throwing errors. And seeing just how deep in the bowels of the printer the fans live I decided to replace them now before reassembling things.

So emergency shipment from Czechia it is.

Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 3d

So Datenight Dungeons - romantic D&D one shots were a lot of fun. Just needed some alcohol to loosen up and not worry about not DM'ing well.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 8d

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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 8d

Obligatory Both is good response.

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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 9d

The show or the books?

Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 9d

🤣🤣🤣

Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 9d

I bought romantic D&D one shots months ago for my wife and I.

I have complete performance anxiety now because I can't remember how the flow goes and I'm dm'ing the first scenario.

Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 9d

I'm sorry for your loss.

Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 9d

Littlest kitten, Supervillain Eimie, vanished after her trip to the vet today. Didn't even reveal herself for dinner.

I was a bit worried until I woke in the middle of the night with a paw firmly touching the back of my leg. Guess I have been reclaimed.

Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 9d

Like the man said. Pure fire, Skellie

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John Sipher @johnsipher.bsky.social · 10d

theonion.com/netanyahu-th...

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

JERUSALEM—In response to an independent United Nations inquiry concluding that Israel is committing an ongoing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu issued a defiant...

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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 10d

Today I am playing Raiders of the Lost Poo and discovering fossilized turds that I missed in previous sweeps of the workout room. 🙄

Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 10d

Oh fuck. Sorry, lovely.

Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 10d

Nah just cheap ass vodka. Recommended for freshening Ren Faire garb. I swear...

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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 10d

Started... Going...

A spray bottle of Shout on dryer next to miscellaneous but of cloth

A generic spray bottle on a dryer labeled vodka in black sharpie

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Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 10d

I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it

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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 13d

Have you considered a stunt double?

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Stonekettle @stonekettle.bsky.social · 14d

If Chicago wanted to make those Texas soldiers feel at home, they'd wait for a blizzard, then turn off all the power and go to Cancun for the weekend.

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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 16d

Why do I keep repairing my 05 Passat?

Because it's comfortable, gets good enough mileage, and has excellent a/c as a back up car.

Oh and look - right on cue my son's Highlander is getting towed to the shop.

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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 16d

Yum.

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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 16d

Starts practicing a Melania RBF while lisping "Come with me to the Casbah"

Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 16d

Sorry you had delusions of being Scandanavian the model says you're now Slovenian with traces of North African instead...