Patrick K Mills
@pkernaghan.bsky.social
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I make games and hug animals. Mid tier poster on my best days. Connoisseur of rare vibes. CD Projekt, former quest designer, now lore & franchise guy Action Quake 2, Neverwinter Nights 2, Alpha Protocol, Witcher 3, Cyberpunk 2077
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Stopping at McDonald's on the way back from the gym AS GOD INTENDED 🙏🙏🙏
pkernaghan.bsky.social
Yeah the bethsoft games get close sometimes, and they have their own distinct lootfeel (and it's world class)

For my money FO4 has maybe the most satisfying lootfeel of any AAA since U7
pkernaghan.bsky.social
Every chest is a hidden object game. Has anyone really tried to copy this? The larian stuff gets close but chickens out at the last second.
pkernaghan.bsky.social
Ok a friend of mine is playing Ultima 7 right now so that's why I keep posting about it.

This UI is so awful and gorgeous and perfect, it's a masterwork of wasting your time for the pleasures of digging through a pile of dirty laundry looking for a tiny magic ring. Dig dig dig diiing there it is.
pkernaghan.bsky.social
Yeah, it's a foundational immersive sim. I wish more people today played it, it's hugely influential.
pkernaghan.bsky.social
Met some really cool people. Hired one of them and he's a star.

If we include pre social media forums as "social media" then we are talking about how I met most of my best friends and the entire trajectory of my life and career being due to those interactions.
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
pkernaghan.bsky.social
I don't think there was a morality system in Ultima 7, other than iolo getting really upset.

My answer mostly comes down to the tactile UI and gorgeous pixel art but it goes beyond that too
pkernaghan.bsky.social
Hoe of destruction, but the door was locked with a key that you had to find inside a dead fish in a pile of trash by the lake! One of the many reasons looting felt so good, you actually had to rummage!
pkernaghan.bsky.social
Torn between ordering one and forwarding it to our legal department
pkernaghan.bsky.social
(the real answer is I was 13 but that's not the whole answer!)
pkernaghan.bsky.social
Finding cool loot in an rpg never felt better than Ultima 7, why
pkernaghan.bsky.social
We all ridiculed George w bush as a simpleton but I legit think that he's an intellectual giant compared to most of this cohort
pkernaghan.bsky.social
That theil thing has got me thinking about how the last 25ish years or so have so thoroughly exposed so many of the powerful as utterly deranged weirdos with the intellect of a 14 year old boy
pkernaghan.bsky.social
Some serious bader meinhoff effect going on after I was told on Thursday that tiki bars are "huge" in the US (triggering my skepticism) I see a wall of posts about "cool tiki bars" over the weekend
pkernaghan.bsky.social
2yo fetched my slippers for me

This is the life
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Happy birthday to Michael J. Nelson, star of @mst3kofficial.bsky.social and @rifftrax.com ! I will now link to the greatest host segment he ever performed in. Mike Nelson IS Michael Feinstein:
The Gamera Song - MST3K
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pkernaghan.bsky.social
My daughter's personal dark souls right now: colors
pkernaghan.bsky.social
The misogyny enables this world view but doesn't, I think, actually drive it. It's a side effect of being deeply afraid of other men.
pkernaghan.bsky.social
This is it right here, this all stems from insecurity vis a vis other men, women are pieces in an elaborate competition.
pkernaghan.bsky.social
You don't actually want it, it's part of the dystopia! Why do people think cyberware is the "good part"?
pkernaghan.bsky.social
Seriously go read home of the brave, if you can tolerate the edgy reactionary voice it's written in*, it's easily one of the best 2020 books.

*The tone is unpleasant but actually kind of quaint next to the Twitter account of any given federal org atm
pkernaghan.bsky.social
every day is just a little more cyberpunk but I did not expect the collapse to play out so similarly
pkernaghan.bsky.social
Oh that sounds bad, lotta that going around these days