J. Kyle Pittman
@piratehearts.com
He/him. Game Designer. Co-Founder at Minor Key Games, Senior Programmer on Borderlands 4 at Gearbox. Married to @spiffysteph.bsky.social.
https://linktr.ee/piratehearts
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i am not very good at the baby shorting video game
i should never gamble
i'm gonna rewatch uncut gems
i should never gamble
i'm gonna rewatch uncut gems
February 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
i am not very good at the baby shorting video game
i should never gamble
i'm gonna rewatch uncut gems
i should never gamble
i'm gonna rewatch uncut gems
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You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
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January 30, 2026 at 5:27 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Greg Bovino is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live
January 27, 2026 at 1:52 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Greg Bovino is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live
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if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
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A national general strike is needed not just to protest the violence, but to acknowledge the absurdity that we’re all just supposed to carry on with our stupid little daily lives amidst the ambient terrorism of an unchecked state militia executing innocent people in the streets of our country.
January 24, 2026 at 8:33 PM
A national general strike is needed not just to protest the violence, but to acknowledge the absurdity that we’re all just supposed to carry on with our stupid little daily lives amidst the ambient terrorism of an unchecked state militia executing innocent people in the streets of our country.
highly recommend taking an edible two hours ago
January 21, 2026 at 5:27 AM
highly recommend taking an edible two hours ago
The Flying Saucer in Addison. Went there all the time for trivia, board games, bratzels. I had two plates there. It was my favorite place.
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 5:05 AM
The Flying Saucer in Addison. Went there all the time for trivia, board games, bratzels. I had two plates there. It was my favorite place.
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Cancel. Genuinely. Cancel. A rejection at the border is a permanent mark against entry, forever.
If you insist, follow dangerous territory protocols: know your embassy details, make sure someone knows your travel details, and have funds for emergency legal, health, and departure expenditures.
If you insist, follow dangerous territory protocols: know your embassy details, make sure someone knows your travel details, and have funds for emergency legal, health, and departure expenditures.
January 15, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Cancel. Genuinely. Cancel. A rejection at the border is a permanent mark against entry, forever.
If you insist, follow dangerous territory protocols: know your embassy details, make sure someone knows your travel details, and have funds for emergency legal, health, and departure expenditures.
If you insist, follow dangerous territory protocols: know your embassy details, make sure someone knows your travel details, and have funds for emergency legal, health, and departure expenditures.
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It’s my birthday and I’m making protest signs. 😤
January 10, 2026 at 4:53 PM
It’s my birthday and I’m making protest signs. 😤
love too ſpend my waning vacation days doome-ſcrolling
January 8, 2026 at 6:19 PM
love too ſpend my waning vacation days doome-ſcrolling
general strike until ice is abolished and prosecuted tbh
general strike until trump, miller, hegseth, bovino, et al. are removed from office tbh
general strike until trump, miller, hegseth, bovino, et al. are removed from office tbh
January 7, 2026 at 10:47 PM
general strike until ice is abolished and prosecuted tbh
general strike until trump, miller, hegseth, bovino, et al. are removed from office tbh
general strike until trump, miller, hegseth, bovino, et al. are removed from office tbh
lol i've been playing arc raiders all week and i just now noticed they're using the same font (avant garde) with the same angled letter A that i used on arc aether anomalies
great minds something something
great minds something something
January 7, 2026 at 1:56 AM
lol i've been playing arc raiders all week and i just now noticed they're using the same font (avant garde) with the same angled letter A that i used on arc aether anomalies
great minds something something
great minds something something
Oliver Will Return In Avengers: Doomsday
January 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Oliver Will Return In Avengers: Doomsday
not to brag but i just had the most perfectly ripe avocado
peeled cleanly, no brown spots
obvs i put it on toast like the basic millennial i am
peeled cleanly, no brown spots
obvs i put it on toast like the basic millennial i am
January 6, 2026 at 10:45 PM
not to brag but i just had the most perfectly ripe avocado
peeled cleanly, no brown spots
obvs i put it on toast like the basic millennial i am
peeled cleanly, no brown spots
obvs i put it on toast like the basic millennial i am
oops i zonked out on the couch from ??? until just now, guess i’ll watch gdq all night about it
January 6, 2026 at 4:17 AM
oops i zonked out on the couch from ??? until just now, guess i’ll watch gdq all night about it
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The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.
January 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.