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J. Kyle Pittman
@piratehearts.com
He/him. Game Designer. Co-Founder at Minor Key Games, Senior Programmer on Borderlands 4 at Gearbox. Married to @spiffysteph.bsky.social.

https://linktr.ee/piratehearts
i am not very good at the baby shorting video game

i should never gamble

i'm gonna rewatch uncut gems
February 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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It is time.
January 29, 2026 at 11:37 PM
It is time.
January 29, 2026 at 12:37 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Greg Bovino is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http​:​//​www​.​cnn​.​com​/​live
January 27, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
anyway here’s zoey
January 25, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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A national general strike is needed not just to protest the violence, but to acknowledge the absurdity that we’re all just supposed to carry on with our stupid little daily lives amidst the ambient terrorism of an unchecked state militia executing innocent people in the streets of our country.
January 24, 2026 at 8:33 PM
“oh.”
January 24, 2026 at 3:28 AM
highly recommend taking an edible two hours ago
January 21, 2026 at 5:27 AM
The Flying Saucer in Addison. Went there all the time for trivia, board games, bratzels. I had two plates there. It was my favorite place.
Sunday night timeline cleanse

please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 5:05 AM
It is time.
January 17, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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Cancel. Genuinely. Cancel. A rejection at the border is a permanent mark against entry, forever.

If you insist, follow dangerous territory protocols: know your embassy details, make sure someone knows your travel details, and have funds for emergency legal, health, and departure expenditures.
January 15, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
It’s my birthday and I’m making protest signs. 😤
January 10, 2026 at 4:53 PM
One million hype!! #AGDQ2026
January 9, 2026 at 4:39 AM
love too ſpend my waning vacation days doome-ſcrolling
January 8, 2026 at 6:19 PM
general strike until ice is abolished and prosecuted tbh

general strike until trump, miller, hegseth, bovino, et al. are removed from office tbh
January 7, 2026 at 10:47 PM
lol i've been playing arc raiders all week and i just now noticed they're using the same font (avant garde) with the same angled letter A that i used on arc aether anomalies

great minds something something
January 7, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Oliver Will Return In Avengers: Doomsday
January 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
not to brag but i just had the most perfectly ripe avocado

peeled cleanly, no brown spots

obvs i put it on toast like the basic millennial i am
January 6, 2026 at 10:45 PM
oops i zonked out on the couch from ??? until just now, guess i’ll watch gdq all night about it
January 6, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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2-minute comic
January 4, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.
January 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM