867-5309
@phoebeblue.tifosi.social
Xennial dog mom, F1 fan (CL16, baby!), found footage junkie, Toastie, knitting amateur, Cave Johnson apologist, Team Cap, flaming lefty. she/her
What is Kylo Ren doing to that horse?
Perfume ads are so weird.
Perfume ads are so weird.
December 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
What is Kylo Ren doing to that horse?
Perfume ads are so weird.
Perfume ads are so weird.
It's such a pain when a PWP has a really fascinating plot, I keep wanting to bellow, "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON" and losing track of the important things cause of scrolling past super repetitive humpy scenes.
December 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It's such a pain when a PWP has a really fascinating plot, I keep wanting to bellow, "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON" and losing track of the important things cause of scrolling past super repetitive humpy scenes.
It is Saturday, it is 5am, and this gotdang dog licked me directly on the mouth til I got up to watch her chomping leftover kibble then let her curl up in my lap. I told her I don't wanna hold her right now and she stood there huffing and whacking my arm til I gave up. Butthole.
December 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
It is Saturday, it is 5am, and this gotdang dog licked me directly on the mouth til I got up to watch her chomping leftover kibble then let her curl up in my lap. I told her I don't wanna hold her right now and she stood there huffing and whacking my arm til I gave up. Butthole.
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As patches set upon a little breach
Discredit more in hiding of the fault
Than did the fault before it was so patch’d.
Discredit more in hiding of the fault
Than did the fault before it was so patch’d.
December 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
As patches set upon a little breach
Discredit more in hiding of the fault
Than did the fault before it was so patch’d.
Discredit more in hiding of the fault
Than did the fault before it was so patch’d.
Talie doesn't like my song about how all we like to do is scream and poop and poop and scream, but if she wants me to stop singing she's gonna have to stop shouting at the workers out back.
December 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Talie doesn't like my song about how all we like to do is scream and poop and poop and scream, but if she wants me to stop singing she's gonna have to stop shouting at the workers out back.
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give them a good car, Ferrari. this is a threat.
December 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
give them a good car, Ferrari. this is a threat.
UUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, the day before time off is always five thousand years long.
December 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
UUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, the day before time off is always five thousand years long.
Why in the hell would you want to start a new hire process the week before Christmas? I'll be off, HR is off, this is not an urgent hire, why do this to yourself?! Tell 'em mid-January and email me on the 1st, jeez.
December 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Why in the hell would you want to start a new hire process the week before Christmas? I'll be off, HR is off, this is not an urgent hire, why do this to yourself?! Tell 'em mid-January and email me on the 1st, jeez.
I can't help but judge coworkers a ittle bit who only want half a bagel so take the delicious top and leave the plain bread bottom. I get it, but nobody's gonna eat that, you might as well throw it away!
December 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I can't help but judge coworkers a ittle bit who only want half a bagel so take the delicious top and leave the plain bread bottom. I get it, but nobody's gonna eat that, you might as well throw it away!
The tree has developed a noticeable tilt, and we've only had it five or six years. Might need to buy a long dowel to tape to the trunk next year.
December 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The tree has developed a noticeable tilt, and we've only had it five or six years. Might need to buy a long dowel to tape to the trunk next year.
Oh dear. The dog and I both have the toots and J is not a happy man. Keeps asking if we had cabbage for lunch. So much for airing out the house earlier today.
December 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Oh dear. The dog and I both have the toots and J is not a happy man. Keeps asking if we had cabbage for lunch. So much for airing out the house earlier today.
It's extremely funny that at the beginning of Branagh's MUCH ADO the hot soldiers all get naked and jump into the water feature before even greeting their hosts.
December 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
It's extremely funny that at the beginning of Branagh's MUCH ADO the hot soldiers all get naked and jump into the water feature before even greeting their hosts.
I suppose my relative won't see what time I deposit their birthday check, I always worry about looking greedy but I'd like to have the money in a usable form and at least I waited til the actual day, right?
December 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I suppose my relative won't see what time I deposit their birthday check, I always worry about looking greedy but I'd like to have the money in a usable form and at least I waited til the actual day, right?
I finally did it, bought talking buttons for Talie. We're starting with only one, it says "treat" but of course it's something new so she thinks it's scary.
December 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I finally did it, bought talking buttons for Talie. We're starting with only one, it says "treat" but of course it's something new so she thinks it's scary.
Love having to convince an applicant that the $70/hour "job offer" they received supposedly from my predecessor isn't legit when A. that lady retired a decade ago, and B. she's also died in the interim.
December 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Love having to convince an applicant that the $70/hour "job offer" they received supposedly from my predecessor isn't legit when A. that lady retired a decade ago, and B. she's also died in the interim.
OH EM GEE, I finally figured out what song was stuck in my head. Most times you can search a lyric fragment and figure it our but apparently a whole lotta songs have the phrase" red light green light". It's been nearly a week!
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
OH EM GEE, I finally figured out what song was stuck in my head. Most times you can search a lyric fragment and figure it our but apparently a whole lotta songs have the phrase" red light green light". It's been nearly a week!
I suppose it's not entirely professional to tell the sales director that yes, the printer has been a sack of assholes this week, but I'm a little frustrated. If the HP logo fits...
December 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I suppose it's not entirely professional to tell the sales director that yes, the printer has been a sack of assholes this week, but I'm a little frustrated. If the HP logo fits...
Huh. I'm a little surprised my #1 has so few minutes total but I do listen to a ton of different stuff.
December 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Huh. I'm a little surprised my #1 has so few minutes total but I do listen to a ton of different stuff.
Yay, my Kobo remote came!
December 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Yay, my Kobo remote came!
The camera work on this B movie is so shaky it's like the person filming had some kind of condition.
December 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The camera work on this B movie is so shaky it's like the person filming had some kind of condition.
I suppose it doesn't matter, but I'm a little upset that the Xmas card from BIL & SIL was addressed only to J. Like... do y'all know something I don't? I know we don't talk often but I haven't gone anywhere!
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I suppose it doesn't matter, but I'm a little upset that the Xmas card from BIL & SIL was addressed only to J. Like... do y'all know something I don't? I know we don't talk often but I haven't gone anywhere!
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fuck the championship of mid, charles has been something else this year. putting himself in places that car has no business being over and over and over again. forcing decisions out of that fuckass orange team week in and week out despite their rocketship.
give him the car, ferrari.
give him the car, ferrari.
December 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
fuck the championship of mid, charles has been something else this year. putting himself in places that car has no business being over and over and over again. forcing decisions out of that fuckass orange team week in and week out despite their rocketship.
give him the car, ferrari.
give him the car, ferrari.
WTF is wrong with Coulthard trying to start shit about Kimi back up?!
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
WTF is wrong with Coulthard trying to start shit about Kimi back up?!
Glad the doggy isn't outright growling at the Xmas tree this time but she's definitely making it clear that she regards the whole situation as HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS.
December 7, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Glad the doggy isn't outright growling at the Xmas tree this time but she's definitely making it clear that she regards the whole situation as HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS.