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🇦🇺 31 | taylor swift by day, f1 by weekend, harry styles whenever he’s not on sabbatical. chronic yapper. abba mentality (i must leave, i'll have to go - heavy emphasis on monaco).
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HELP LMAO I WAS JUST LOOKING BACK THROUGH SOME IMAGES FROM MONACO BC I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH A LOT OF ONLINE STUFF WHILE I WAS AWAY AND-
im dying out here she’s SO BAD lmao. she’s been saying Lou. Jean. Mon. Not with a huge pause in between each syllable like a kindergartener sounding it out. and zzzzzzzzzzzimon 😭😭😭
pronunciation crimes are also being committed against dorothea wierer
pronunciation crimes are also being committed against dorothea wierer
February 11, 2026 at 2:40 PM
im dying out here she’s SO BAD lmao. she’s been saying Lou. Jean. Mon. Not with a huge pause in between each syllable like a kindergartener sounding it out. and zzzzzzzzzzzimon 😭😭😭
pronunciation crimes are also being committed against dorothea wierer
pronunciation crimes are also being committed against dorothea wierer
i don’t think she has pronounced öberg the same way twice though the entire thing 💀😭
she’s obnoxiously trying too hard to “correctly” pronounce every single name in their local accents and butchering them ALL in the process 💀
February 11, 2026 at 2:29 PM
i don’t think she has pronounced öberg the same way twice though the entire thing 💀😭
she’s also inserting insane pauses between words and even IN words i am at a loss lmao
she *might* actually be a kiwi now that i listen closely????
she *might* actually be a kiwi now that i listen closely????
February 11, 2026 at 2:01 PM
she’s also inserting insane pauses between words and even IN words i am at a loss lmao
she *might* actually be a kiwi now that i listen closely????
she *might* actually be a kiwi now that i listen closely????
she’s obnoxiously trying too hard to “correctly” pronounce every single name in their local accents and butchering them ALL in the process 💀
February 11, 2026 at 1:57 PM
she’s obnoxiously trying too hard to “correctly” pronounce every single name in their local accents and butchering them ALL in the process 💀
the aussie lady commentating the biathlon on the international feed sounds fucking insane lmao wtf
February 11, 2026 at 1:50 PM
the aussie lady commentating the biathlon on the international feed sounds fucking insane lmao wtf
biathlon start 12am followed immediately by f1 testing hour, which i probably wouldn’t watch except that i will be awake anyway lmao
i may never sleep again 💀
i may never sleep again 💀
February 11, 2026 at 1:05 PM
biathlon start 12am followed immediately by f1 testing hour, which i probably wouldn’t watch except that i will be awake anyway lmao
i may never sleep again 💀
i may never sleep again 💀
so deprived im watching my driver as a dot lmao
February 11, 2026 at 1:00 PM
so deprived im watching my driver as a dot lmao
my niche complaint about the winter olympics is that i FUCKING HATE THE NOISE THE CAMERA DRONES MAKE
GOD MAKE IT STOP. FILTER IT OUT. JESUS I HATE IT SO MUCH.
GOD MAKE IT STOP. FILTER IT OUT. JESUS I HATE IT SO MUCH.
February 11, 2026 at 12:39 PM
my niche complaint about the winter olympics is that i FUCKING HATE THE NOISE THE CAMERA DRONES MAKE
GOD MAKE IT STOP. FILTER IT OUT. JESUS I HATE IT SO MUCH.
GOD MAKE IT STOP. FILTER IT OUT. JESUS I HATE IT SO MUCH.
the uh, people of the f1 live timing app have a lot of faith in the current wdc lmao
February 11, 2026 at 12:33 PM
the uh, people of the f1 live timing app have a lot of faith in the current wdc lmao
thank you ❤️❤️ the good news is they agreed she needs to go to an inpatient treatment program so something is happening on that front at least
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 PM
thank you ❤️❤️ the good news is they agreed she needs to go to an inpatient treatment program so something is happening on that front at least
it’s a year today since maisie’s attack. a year friday since i lost her. i just cant fathom how it’s been a year without my soul dog. i still feel so broken by it 😔
and yet somehow ive had to spend the day facilitating crisis talks about my sister between my parents who cant talk without a mediator
and yet somehow ive had to spend the day facilitating crisis talks about my sister between my parents who cant talk without a mediator
February 11, 2026 at 11:41 AM
it’s a year today since maisie’s attack. a year friday since i lost her. i just cant fathom how it’s been a year without my soul dog. i still feel so broken by it 😔
and yet somehow ive had to spend the day facilitating crisis talks about my sister between my parents who cant talk without a mediator
and yet somehow ive had to spend the day facilitating crisis talks about my sister between my parents who cant talk without a mediator
oh NO I-
February 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
oh NO I-
also the view from up there is insane btw (the white speck is a full sized cruise ship lmao)
February 10, 2026 at 3:01 PM
also the view from up there is insane btw (the white speck is a full sized cruise ship lmao)
in celebration of norways big win, have this picture i took on dalsnibba 🙂↕️
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
in celebration of norways big win, have this picture i took on dalsnibba 🙂↕️
LETS GOOOO NORWEGIAN LAD!!!!! 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
LETS GOOOO NORWEGIAN LAD!!!!! 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴
exactly!!!! but instead of using it as a true educational experience to help bring in new people we will probably just have to hear about what crofty had for lunch and who he went to dinner with the night before
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 PM
exactly!!!! but instead of using it as a true educational experience to help bring in new people we will probably just have to hear about what crofty had for lunch and who he went to dinner with the night before
oop well i guess i am invested now hahahahah i will put it down as practice for my return to f1 sleep schedule 😅
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 PM
oop well i guess i am invested now hahahahah i will put it down as practice for my return to f1 sleep schedule 😅
i hear there is ~drama~ for the french biathlon team and while i have a lot of love for french and french adjacents let it be known that the scandi nations are my first love
look at these adorable lil joint flag enamel pins i found in each country last time i visited 😭
look at these adorable lil joint flag enamel pins i found in each country last time i visited 😭
February 10, 2026 at 1:09 PM
i hear there is ~drama~ for the french biathlon team and while i have a lot of love for french and french adjacents let it be known that the scandi nations are my first love
look at these adorable lil joint flag enamel pins i found in each country last time i visited 😭
look at these adorable lil joint flag enamel pins i found in each country last time i visited 😭
ok that makes sense!!! i can work with this haha. how long does this… distance??? category???? usually take in total? i am invested but also it is midnight here 😅
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
ok that makes sense!!! i can work with this haha. how long does this… distance??? category???? usually take in total? i am invested but also it is midnight here 😅
also sorry if you’re getting whiplash from my posts swinging back and forth from venting about traumatising family drama to f1 start times to trying to understand the biathlon 💀
February 10, 2026 at 12:54 PM
also sorry if you’re getting whiplash from my posts swinging back and forth from venting about traumatising family drama to f1 start times to trying to understand the biathlon 💀
omg i was just about to ask you what the shooting rules are for this one i forgot hahah
and it’s like, time based??? because they start staggered??? as opposed to like a first across the line race??
and it’s like, time based??? because they start staggered??? as opposed to like a first across the line race??
February 10, 2026 at 12:52 PM
omg i was just about to ask you what the shooting rules are for this one i forgot hahah
and it’s like, time based??? because they start staggered??? as opposed to like a first across the line race??
and it’s like, time based??? because they start staggered??? as opposed to like a first across the line race??
it’s probably better for him that she’s stayed out it. she had her own issues with school and has made some choices already that can’t really be described as anything other than trying to sabotage him.
he’s done so well despite everything and seems to like it so far!! i am v proud of him 🥲
he’s done so well despite everything and seems to like it so far!! i am v proud of him 🥲
February 10, 2026 at 12:44 PM
it’s probably better for him that she’s stayed out it. she had her own issues with school and has made some choices already that can’t really be described as anything other than trying to sabotage him.
he’s done so well despite everything and seems to like it so far!! i am v proud of him 🥲
he’s done so well despite everything and seems to like it so far!! i am v proud of him 🥲
like i know they don’t want to do the first hour bc it’s too early in the uk but surely there was a better option somewhere in the middle 🥴
February 10, 2026 at 12:34 PM
like i know they don’t want to do the first hour bc it’s too early in the uk but surely there was a better option somewhere in the middle 🥴
right lmao like what on EARTH makes her think we care to hear any of this?????? like even if she is having the time of her life if she had even a scrap of decency she’d keep it to herself 💀
not even a hint of a thank you for handling his first two weeks of kindergarten either 🙃
not even a hint of a thank you for handling his first two weeks of kindergarten either 🙃
February 10, 2026 at 12:32 PM
right lmao like what on EARTH makes her think we care to hear any of this?????? like even if she is having the time of her life if she had even a scrap of decency she’d keep it to herself 💀
not even a hint of a thank you for handling his first two weeks of kindergarten either 🙃
not even a hint of a thank you for handling his first two weeks of kindergarten either 🙃
oh no, full offence is completely warranted hahaha it’s actually unreal. but yeah. he’s very much loved by a lot of good people and we all do what we can to help him have a chance despite… her 💀
im gonna have to up my game, he keeps asking why im not taking him “to see the race cars” (monaco 😭😭😭)
im gonna have to up my game, he keeps asking why im not taking him “to see the race cars” (monaco 😭😭😭)
February 10, 2026 at 11:56 AM
oh no, full offence is completely warranted hahaha it’s actually unreal. but yeah. he’s very much loved by a lot of good people and we all do what we can to help him have a chance despite… her 💀
im gonna have to up my game, he keeps asking why im not taking him “to see the race cars” (monaco 😭😭😭)
im gonna have to up my game, he keeps asking why im not taking him “to see the race cars” (monaco 😭😭😭)