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🇦🇺 31 | taylor swift by day, f1 by weekend, harry styles whenever he’s not on sabbatical. chronic yapper. abba mentality (i must leave, i'll have to go - heavy emphasis on monaco).
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HELP LMAO I WAS JUST LOOKING BACK THROUGH SOME IMAGES FROM MONACO BC I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH A LOT OF ONLINE STUFF WHILE I WAS AWAY AND-
oh NO I-
STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LOOK HOW CUTE
February 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
also the view from up there is insane btw (the white speck is a full sized cruise ship lmao)
February 10, 2026 at 3:01 PM
in celebration of norways big win, have this picture i took on dalsnibba 🙂‍↕️
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
LETS GOOOO NORWEGIAN LAD!!!!! 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
exactly!!!! but instead of using it as a true educational experience to help bring in new people we will probably just have to hear about what crofty had for lunch and who he went to dinner with the night before
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 PM
oop well i guess i am invested now hahahahah i will put it down as practice for my return to f1 sleep schedule 😅
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 PM
i hear there is ~drama~ for the french biathlon team and while i have a lot of love for french and french adjacents let it be known that the scandi nations are my first love

look at these adorable lil joint flag enamel pins i found in each country last time i visited 😭
February 10, 2026 at 1:09 PM
ok that makes sense!!! i can work with this haha. how long does this… distance??? category???? usually take in total? i am invested but also it is midnight here 😅
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
also sorry if you’re getting whiplash from my posts swinging back and forth from venting about traumatising family drama to f1 start times to trying to understand the biathlon 💀
February 10, 2026 at 12:54 PM
omg i was just about to ask you what the shooting rules are for this one i forgot hahah

and it’s like, time based??? because they start staggered??? as opposed to like a first across the line race??
February 10, 2026 at 12:52 PM
it’s probably better for him that she’s stayed out it. she had her own issues with school and has made some choices already that can’t really be described as anything other than trying to sabotage him.

he’s done so well despite everything and seems to like it so far!! i am v proud of him 🥲
February 10, 2026 at 12:44 PM
like i know they don’t want to do the first hour bc it’s too early in the uk but surely there was a better option somewhere in the middle 🥴
February 10, 2026 at 12:34 PM
right lmao like what on EARTH makes her think we care to hear any of this?????? like even if she is having the time of her life if she had even a scrap of decency she’d keep it to herself 💀

not even a hint of a thank you for handling his first two weeks of kindergarten either 🙃
February 10, 2026 at 12:32 PM
oh no, full offence is completely warranted hahaha it’s actually unreal. but yeah. he’s very much loved by a lot of good people and we all do what we can to help him have a chance despite… her 💀

im gonna have to up my game, he keeps asking why im not taking him “to see the race cars” (monaco 😭😭😭)
February 10, 2026 at 11:56 AM
thank you ❤️❤️ i have a good relationship with my dad now but he walked out on us when i was 3. i know he felt that loss and i think he has even shared some of that regret with her. idk if she cares.

i try just to focus on my nephew and being a stable and safe person for him as much as i can be 😔
February 10, 2026 at 11:52 AM
thankfully his dad is great and wants to have him full time. me & my mum are helping him out while he figures out his work schedule/childcare and stuff

but my sister 🥴 like i cant even imagine bragging about all the fun ive been having to the faces of the people who have been raising my son 💀
February 10, 2026 at 11:35 AM
i 100000000% prefer for my nephew to be in my care than hers rn for a while host of reasons i won’t get into but you’d think she’d have some fucking shame lmao

anyway i took great delight in completing nephew’s bed time in 15mins instead of the multi hour debacle it usually turns into for her
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 AM
it gets better!!! she’s been on weekends away!! she went ice skating!! the place she’s moved to is a utopia where everyone is soooooo much nicer than around here!!!!

she’s supposed to be “getting her mental health together” so she can take her son back but to her it’s some sort of vacation
my sister is here for some fucking reason and is gleefully telling us all about the joys of living in caravan parks and how much better it is and how she’s going to save up for a nicer caravan so it will be even better as if the son she has abandoned and left with us isn’t asleep in the next room 🙃
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 AM
my sister is here for some fucking reason and is gleefully telling us all about the joys of living in caravan parks and how much better it is and how she’s going to save up for a nicer caravan so it will be even better as if the son she has abandoned and left with us isn’t asleep in the next room 🙃
February 10, 2026 at 11:05 AM
false alarm!!!!! broadcasting the LAST hour is fucking criminal
February 10, 2026 at 10:51 AM
should i be… concerned… that there is no sign of testing on my streaming app schedule 🥴
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 AM
the ONLY upside to this is that they’ve finally ditched that awful diagonal colour blocking that made them look lopsided and like their hips were a thousand miles wide
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
the shoulder cutout is atrocious and all the sponsors on colour blocks 🤮

have they considered that a good design is also a functional one and if you can’t read the sponsors on orange that part of the suit should probably not be orange it’s SO UGLY AND LAZY
we talk about “Ferrari title sponsor logo ugly” a lot and while i agree, these suits are the biggest crime of all. the blocking of the sponsor logos deserves 10+ years of jail time imo. i have despised them forever and ever and they ruin any possibility of creativity or continuity to the eye
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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Ahead of the first individual Biathlon race tomorrow, I decided to share my silly little presentation of why you should watch it!
February 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
i THOROUGHLY enjoyed this thread lol ty for doing this!!!!! i watched the mixed relay the other day???? it was wild lmao ive never seen anything like it and now i am intrigued 😅
February 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM