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@phoagland.bsky.social
· Oct 17
I’ve had the opening credits song from Peacemaker stuck in my head for the past two weeks, so…I decided to figure out how to play it! (sorry for a few squeaks 😬)
#Peacemaker
#Peacemaker
Abbott Elementary has been great as usual. Mr Johnson in the last episode saying “unless the rats elected a new pope, the furnace is blown” had me laughing so hard I had to pause the episode lmao
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Abbott Elementary has been great as usual. Mr Johnson in the last episode saying “unless the rats elected a new pope, the furnace is blown” had me laughing so hard I had to pause the episode lmao
Year-End List:
Movie: One Battle After Another
Show: Andor
Album: Ego Death At A Bachelorette Party (Hayley Williams)
Book (I read this year): Small Island by Andrea Levy
moved from AZ->OR, started a cool new job. I know things have mostly sucked this year, but feel kinda hopeful going into 2026 🤞
Movie: One Battle After Another
Show: Andor
Album: Ego Death At A Bachelorette Party (Hayley Williams)
Book (I read this year): Small Island by Andrea Levy
moved from AZ->OR, started a cool new job. I know things have mostly sucked this year, but feel kinda hopeful going into 2026 🤞
December 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Year-End List:
Movie: One Battle After Another
Show: Andor
Album: Ego Death At A Bachelorette Party (Hayley Williams)
Book (I read this year): Small Island by Andrea Levy
moved from AZ->OR, started a cool new job. I know things have mostly sucked this year, but feel kinda hopeful going into 2026 🤞
Movie: One Battle After Another
Show: Andor
Album: Ego Death At A Bachelorette Party (Hayley Williams)
Book (I read this year): Small Island by Andrea Levy
moved from AZ->OR, started a cool new job. I know things have mostly sucked this year, but feel kinda hopeful going into 2026 🤞
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*screams* www.instagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW...
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
*screams* www.instagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW...
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Between One Battle After Another, Sinners, Wake Up Dead Man, Weapons, Black Bag, etc this has been a great year if you like movies that totally rip
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Between One Battle After Another, Sinners, Wake Up Dead Man, Weapons, Black Bag, etc this has been a great year if you like movies that totally rip
[bill simmons voice]: Is American Catholicism having a moment?
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
[bill simmons voice]: Is American Catholicism having a moment?
That Jack White / Eminem halftime show was so sick. I would like to add that I was obsessed with this music video back in high school and I think it’s still great
m.youtube.com/watch?v=K4dx...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=K4dx...
The White Stripes - The Hardest Button To Button (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by The White Stripes
m.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
That Jack White / Eminem halftime show was so sick. I would like to add that I was obsessed with this music video back in high school and I think it’s still great
m.youtube.com/watch?v=K4dx...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=K4dx...
One of the best moments in Bob’s Burgers is when Bob relays this whole story from his childhood about why he’s afraid of birds and Linda and Teddy are like “bob that’s literally a scene from The Birds, you’ve imagined yourself as Tippi Hedren”
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
One of the best moments in Bob’s Burgers is when Bob relays this whole story from his childhood about why he’s afraid of birds and Linda and Teddy are like “bob that’s literally a scene from The Birds, you’ve imagined yourself as Tippi Hedren”
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Dick Cheney never got to see the final episodes of Joey 😫
The infamous flop has released its long-unseen final eight episodes for free, allowing U.S. Friends diehards to watch the spinoff's full run for the first time.
Friends Spinoff Joey Releases 8 'New' Episodes Online — Nearly 20 Years Later - TVLine
www.tvline.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Dick Cheney never got to see the final episodes of Joey 😫
“They’re saying I have shark eyes”
“You do not have shark eyes, you have…like, deer eyes if anything”
“Yeah like Bambi”
“Yeah one of the sexy animals”
lmao #ILoveLA
“You do not have shark eyes, you have…like, deer eyes if anything”
“Yeah like Bambi”
“Yeah one of the sexy animals”
lmao #ILoveLA
November 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
“They’re saying I have shark eyes”
“You do not have shark eyes, you have…like, deer eyes if anything”
“Yeah like Bambi”
“Yeah one of the sexy animals”
lmao #ILoveLA
“You do not have shark eyes, you have…like, deer eyes if anything”
“Yeah like Bambi”
“Yeah one of the sexy animals”
lmao #ILoveLA
[question on the AP US History exam in 2065]
Briefly describe the specific events in 2025 that led to Sandwich Guy, Portland Frog, and Hot Priest becoming symbols of the 2020s American Resistance Movement
Briefly describe the specific events in 2025 that led to Sandwich Guy, Portland Frog, and Hot Priest becoming symbols of the 2020s American Resistance Movement
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 AM
[question on the AP US History exam in 2065]
Briefly describe the specific events in 2025 that led to Sandwich Guy, Portland Frog, and Hot Priest becoming symbols of the 2020s American Resistance Movement
Briefly describe the specific events in 2025 that led to Sandwich Guy, Portland Frog, and Hot Priest becoming symbols of the 2020s American Resistance Movement
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best ending of all time, let's be real
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
best ending of all time, let's be real
Extremely accurate post but also this is one of my top 5(?) funniest scenes in any movie ever. I cry laughing every time I watch it
this is what the hakeem jeffries zohran mamdani endorsement reminded me of lmao
Wet Hot American Summer [2001] | Paul Rudd
YouTube video by David Webber
www.youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Extremely accurate post but also this is one of my top 5(?) funniest scenes in any movie ever. I cry laughing every time I watch it
That video of the giants fan eating concrete after getting his glasses stolen is like a real-life looney tunes cartoon or one of those tv shows where the premise is “adult weirdo who hates kids tries to chase down skater teens before realizing they’ve tied his shoelaces together”. Incredible stuff!
October 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
That video of the giants fan eating concrete after getting his glasses stolen is like a real-life looney tunes cartoon or one of those tv shows where the premise is “adult weirdo who hates kids tries to chase down skater teens before realizing they’ve tied his shoelaces together”. Incredible stuff!
I’ve had the opening credits song from Peacemaker stuck in my head for the past two weeks, so…I decided to figure out how to play it! (sorry for a few squeaks 😬)
#Peacemaker
#Peacemaker
October 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’ve had the opening credits song from Peacemaker stuck in my head for the past two weeks, so…I decided to figure out how to play it! (sorry for a few squeaks 😬)
#Peacemaker
#Peacemaker
How does a company run by David Zaslav have a movie studio that’s now just reliably putting out bold, original, absolute bangers one after another. 2025 has been a truly insane year (mostly derogatory, in this specific case welcome).
September 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
How does a company run by David Zaslav have a movie studio that’s now just reliably putting out bold, original, absolute bangers one after another. 2025 has been a truly insane year (mostly derogatory, in this specific case welcome).
Me: you know I’m also kinda the Big Dumper tonight
Roommate: dude, I told you not to eat those leftovers
Roommate: dude, I told you not to eat those leftovers
September 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Me: you know I’m also kinda the Big Dumper tonight
Roommate: dude, I told you not to eat those leftovers
Roommate: dude, I told you not to eat those leftovers
[me, learning the violin part to Lesley Gore’s “You Don’t Own Me]: wait ANOTHER key change?! Oh, five sharps, sure why not 😐
September 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
[me, learning the violin part to Lesley Gore’s “You Don’t Own Me]: wait ANOTHER key change?! Oh, five sharps, sure why not 😐
Me, four chapters into 100 Years Of Solitude: “what zany, fun characters! I’d do anything for this family!”
Me, two chapters later: “why are all these characters making the most upsetting life choices!”
Me, two chapters later: “why are all these characters making the most upsetting life choices!”
August 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Me, four chapters into 100 Years Of Solitude: “what zany, fun characters! I’d do anything for this family!”
Me, two chapters later: “why are all these characters making the most upsetting life choices!”
Me, two chapters later: “why are all these characters making the most upsetting life choices!”
LMAO the timeline hit perfectly
August 16, 2025 at 7:54 AM
LMAO the timeline hit perfectly
[me, watching a drug commercial] whoa, infections AND lowered ability to fight them?? What could possibly beat THAT deal!
August 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
[me, watching a drug commercial] whoa, infections AND lowered ability to fight them?? What could possibly beat THAT deal!
Boss: You get those presidential portraits and label them like I asked you to?
Me: yup! They’re completely inaccurate and horribly labeled, but I made Martin Van Buren real sexy like you asked me to
Boss:…what?
Me: yup! They’re completely inaccurate and horribly labeled, but I made Martin Van Buren real sexy like you asked me to
Boss:…what?
August 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Boss: You get those presidential portraits and label them like I asked you to?
Me: yup! They’re completely inaccurate and horribly labeled, but I made Martin Van Buren real sexy like you asked me to
Boss:…what?
Me: yup! They’re completely inaccurate and horribly labeled, but I made Martin Van Buren real sexy like you asked me to
Boss:…what?
“It says that my husband is cheap when it comes to choosing wine.”
“How horrid!”
“And unfair!”
“Well it’s horrid anyway.”
lmao AGNES! #GildedAge
“How horrid!”
“And unfair!”
“Well it’s horrid anyway.”
lmao AGNES! #GildedAge
August 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
“It says that my husband is cheap when it comes to choosing wine.”
“How horrid!”
“And unfair!”
“Well it’s horrid anyway.”
lmao AGNES! #GildedAge
“How horrid!”
“And unfair!”
“Well it’s horrid anyway.”
lmao AGNES! #GildedAge
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Jealousy, by Edvard Munch, 1913-15
May 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Jealousy, by Edvard Munch, 1913-15
“I just wanted a picture on Carrie’s stoop”
“That’s Sex And The City, you’re on the set of Desperate Housewives”
“Carrriiieeeee!!!”
All time great Hacks episode last night
“That’s Sex And The City, you’re on the set of Desperate Housewives”
“Carrriiieeeee!!!”
All time great Hacks episode last night
May 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“I just wanted a picture on Carrie’s stoop”
“That’s Sex And The City, you’re on the set of Desperate Housewives”
“Carrriiieeeee!!!”
All time great Hacks episode last night
“That’s Sex And The City, you’re on the set of Desperate Housewives”
“Carrriiieeeee!!!”
All time great Hacks episode last night